Getting pretty close to killing myself

1. 2022-05-12 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Karma is fake and gag

   
   Ballgay
2. 2022-05-12 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Hi I'm Gaybee nice to beet you, I mean meet you. I find you very intereSTING. <3

   
   Who are you, John D'hycese (inventor of the high seas)?
3. 2022-05-12 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   I want to Bang the late Mark E Smiths' widow, Elena Poulou
   
   
   
   
   
   
4. 2022-05-12 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   
5. 2022-05-12 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John D'hycese (inventor of the high seas)?

   
   Wanna see a photo of my dookie?
6. 2022-05-12 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #66
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A serial killer in his early 20s who drives around the country going to different college parties and then at some point he offers some other dude money to "bang his girl" and they drunkenly accept and then he takes the girl to a lair or motel room or the scraggly woods and shoots them in the head with a loud bang and then just continues doing that forever.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
7. 2022-05-12 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ A serial killer in his early 20s who drives around the country going to different college parties and then at some point he offers some other dude money to "bang his girl" and they drunkenly accept and then he takes the girl to a lair or motel room or the scraggly woods and shoots them in the head with a loud bang and then just continues doing that forever.

   
   Ever heard of an interrobang?
   
   https://spankbang.com/2wu7z/video/lingerie+office+eps+3+hentai
8. 2022-05-12 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ A serial killer in his early 20s who drives around the country going to different college parties and then at some point he offers some other dude money to "bang his girl" and they drunkenly accept and then he takes the girl to a lair or motel room or the scraggly woods and shoots them in the head with a loud bang and then just continues doing that forever.

   
   Wanna see a photo of my caca?
9. 2022-05-12 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Wanna see a photo of my dookie?

   
   Yes
10. 2022-05-12 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Ever heard of an interrobang?
    
    https://spankbang.com/2wu7z/video/lingerie+office+eps+3+hentai

    
    No
11. 2022-05-12 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #71
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Wanna see a photo of my caca?

    
    No
12. 2022-05-12 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #72
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yes

    
    No
13. 2022-05-12 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Feces Pieces
14. 2022-05-12 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ No

    
    It's this symbol:
    
    
    
    Also in the link is a cartoon wherein a man has sex with a woman to interrogate her for information.
    
    She is such a slut that she capitulates so that he may finish sexing her such that she may achieve orgasm.
15. 2022-05-12 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yes

    
    You have to be a member of the sour Pound Cake club
16. 2022-05-12 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lodger Free You have to be a member of the sour Pound Cake club

    
    Who are you, Sir Patrick "Patch" Kidd (inventor of Sour Patch Kids)?
17. 2022-05-12 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, Sir Patrick "Patch" Kidd (inventor of Sour Patch Kids)?

    
    I just melt them down and feed pedo like Wariat with
18. 2022-05-12 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #78
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I feel like taking a suicide drink is a bad way to do it.

    
    You'll gurgle like a fish out of water for at least a half hour.
19. 2022-05-13 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I've watched people die from barbiturate drinks, they don't choke they just fall asleep and die
20. 2022-05-13 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'll gurgle like a fish out of water for at least a half hour.

    
    Yeah and drinking a thing and waiting like half an hour is a bit too much. I would do something more instantaneous than that. Like crush my head with an extremely overkill load like an entire truck with an anvil tied to the nose, dropped right on top of my head. Squish. Gone. Light out.