Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-05-12 at 3:37 PM UTC in My Memoirs
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I sometimes wonder what the actual effects of constant background radiation from things like cellular towers and satellite links are on a person's mind, but there's nowhere on the planet you could go to be totally free from them
   
   
   the only way to have a control phase would be to lock yourself in a lead coffin for a while

   
   Your brain doesn't have the hardware to respond to the structured information manmade sources of radio waves. If there is any energetic transfer at all, it would be roughly thermal. So it might heat up your noggin by some fraction of a percentage of a degree or something.
2. 2022-05-12 at 3:28 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you receive the jab?

   
   No, COVID is fake
3. 2022-05-12 at 3:21 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea but which part tho.
   
   left, right, front, back.
   
   sometimes toothaches can also cause headaches.

   
   Everything above and beyond the eyes. Imagine if you wear a hoodie where only your chin and cheeks, face are uncovered. Basically it's not my mouth or teeth probably.
4. 2022-05-12 at 3:05 PM UTC in Cumming on the Bible
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   I tuck my boner into my Bible belt
5. 2022-05-12 at 3:04 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who am I, John Pain (inventor of pain)?
6. 2022-05-12 at 3:04 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra op have you tried low dose psychs? LSD or mushrooms? does that help at all

   
   Yes, both, no. In fact it is a really, really bad idea.
7. 2022-05-12 at 3:03 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Do heroin/fentanyl
   
   
   It cures everything.
   
   
   Until you need it everyday. Then get on methadone.
   
   We that hate life have known this life hack since the Chinese opium den days.

   
   I have been drinking Crouton, it sorta kinda works for a little but I feel more "alone with the pain" rather than it reducing at all.
8. 2022-05-12 at 3:02 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny show us with this doll where does it hurts.

   
   
9. 2022-05-12 at 2:58 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Care to list the exact substances? Migraine medicine won't work if you get headaches from muscle tension in the neck. In which case you might want to pop a benzo, or Zolpidem, or a non psychoactive muscle relaxant.

   
   I have tried
   
   
   Naratriptan
   Sumatripan
   Naproxen
   Prescriptions for OTC medicines in combination like acetaminophen, ibuprofen etc
10. 2022-05-12 at 2:51 PM UTC in Cumming on the Bible
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Peeee-eeeew
11. 2022-05-12 at 2:40 PM UTC in Kafka Tired To Convince Me My BF Was Abusive
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Golden Corral is fucking abominable and disgusting. If you've ever eaten at one, you are shit.
12. 2022-05-12 at 2:38 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Running over CIA niggers is based
13. 2022-05-12 at 2:08 PM UTC in Violently raping Frala until she dies
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I have outbursts of mania
14. 2022-05-12 at 2:07 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    Got me a lil hump day treat .. life is sweeeet..💗

    
    Word
15. 2022-05-12 at 2:07 PM UTC in Cumming on the Bible
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i shit myself in church before

    
    Based
16. 2022-05-12 at 2:06 PM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i think you need to see a doctor

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by cigreting ever tried seeing a doctor

    
    Yeah they give me prescription medications that don't work.
17. 2022-05-12 at 1:33 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Making up weird jokes in an almost tourrtyes like fashion to distract myself from pain
18. 2022-05-12 at 1:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Really bad
19. 2022-05-12 at 1:31 AM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I get really bad headaches
20. 2022-05-12 at 1:23 AM UTC in Getting pretty close to killing myself
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I am praying to God, the aliens, Satan, some hidden mechanism within my own brain, whatever, please just give me an aneurysm while I'm asleep