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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Who are you, Potter "Pot" Luck (inventor of potlucks)?
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster im so mad i wanna tug on my own dick with both hands until I yank my entire skeleton out with it

    Who are you, John Tugdick?
  3. Originally posted by cigreting seks on urer granpapsa

    Who are you, John Granpapsa (inventor of the word "granpapsa")?
  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster thanks im gonna try that next time 😊

    Who are you, John Time (inventor of time)?
  5. Nazi shit is cringe
  6. Originally posted by Kafka I’d be throwing up Monster then after sipping that water I’d be fine.

    I don't drink energy drinks but I had to stop drinking coffee. Which I was drinking 6 cups a day or more of st the time.
  7. Originally posted by troon I'M NOT ANGRY I'M HURT! YOU FUCKING HURT ME JOHN JOKE!!! (if that is indeed your real name)

    Who are you, John Hurt (inventor of being hurt)?
  8. Originally posted by Kafka When I can’t eat I force myself to eat a plain bread baton or McDonald’s fries every day and drink lots of green tea.

    Hey well I'm drinking some Arizona iced green tea as well, not as healthy as the real stuff I suppose, it's mostly a sugaryboi but it's a fluid and it's a good main liquid to drink alongside sipping the electrolyto
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood smoke salt

    Who are you, John Salt (inventor of salt)?
  10. Originally posted by troon i literally just said who i am. Who are you, John Shitmeme etc.

    Who are you, John Anger (inventor of anger)?
  11. Originally posted by Hellnahandbasket Seriously Octavian
    You can stop
    We all know it’s you

    Who are you, John Sherlock (inventor of Sherlock Holmes)?
  12. Originally posted by cigreting woo r u jon frieend (inventor of gae butseks)

    Who are you, John Sex (inventor of sex)?
  13. I just ate nothing but bread and electrolyte drink and the constant nausea at least has subsided temporarily
  14. Who are you John Dicks (inventor of Dick's Sporting Goods)?
  15. Originally posted by mmQ You can turn any pair of white sneakers into "nose-bleeds" by holding them under a little kids nose and punching him in the face as hard as you can.

    You could just slit your wrists over them
  16. Hey I feel better now, nice
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Lol I think I'm gonna not go to work today and instead lay around and get really really baked

    Hell yea brudda 420 laika ganjsta mon relli luv da vaibe brudda kush kush schup schup slurp on da sticky icky all night all day mon you got de nice reefa boogiemon you roll it rite de way up and puff puff pull pull on dat nice joint like we sayin dat bub mahlee song don't worry about a ting every little thing is gonna be alright well u be knowing dat actually be bein bobby mcferrin right boogiemon das rite just relax and ignite dat herb mon no stress no tenshun juss kick back relax take a long magic carpet ride with ya aladdin rug strain mon no work no job todie just only good vibes and nice times with da mary jane mon
  18. Golem represent
  19. Originally posted by troon I am John Feardieknife (inventor of being scared of knives)

    Who are you, John Shit (inventor of shit)?
  20. Originally posted by troon You assumed an interpretation just so you could show off about cutting your flesh.

    Who are you, John Knife (inventor of knives)?
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