2022-05-12 at 10:25 PM UTC
Screwing my dick into a coaxial outlet
2022-05-12 at 10:33 PM UTC
The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Corpse (widely credited as the inventor of corpses) never learnt how to manufacture a single corpse in his life. He inherited the mortuary facilities that would eventually become his corpse workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the human remains industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest corpsemen on the whole Eastern seaboard.
So it was that the John Corpse ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent corpses, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
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2022-05-12 at 10:35 PM UTC
Clipping my dick into RJ11 port
2022-05-12 at 10:36 PM UTC
Threading my penis pins into VGA cable
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2022-05-12 at 10:39 PM UTC
Installing my dick in NVME slot
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2022-05-13 at 12:02 AM UTC
im gonna get oreo cheesecake ice cream 🥰
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2022-05-13 at 12:41 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just started 112 quail eggs in the incubator,, all from my personal quail.
gonna buy special eggs next month till then I'm just hatching my eggs
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2022-05-13 at 12:41 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just cut down my 2 pot plants
2022-05-13 at 12:44 AM UTC
Just set up two new pot plants ext to my new mushroom grow room. Free drugs a'cmon folks.
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2022-05-13 at 1:34 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've been trying to take the box off a truck and put another one on but my impacts need more juice and my torque is too big so I've gotta buy a breaker bar. I blew 80 bucks on has today what the fuck.
I did a quote for this super rich old white guy who lives in the states too. We have the same motorcycle and I think he likes me and doesn't care what I'll charge him.
2022-05-13 at 1:59 AM UTC
Ziplining in The Red River Gorge.
2022-05-13 at 2:31 AM UTC
Pissing a crystal clear urine with probably the purity of artesian mineral water that was just tapped and fished forth from the ground as a spring like glass.
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