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Poll: Can you make pelican dioxide by this method?

What if you smash a pelican so hard

  1. 2022-05-13 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #1
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    That it turns into the famous pelican dioxide?
  2. 2022-05-13 at 2:45 AM UTC
    #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, you need two pelicans
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  3. 2022-05-13 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #3
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what
  4. 2022-05-13 at 4:21 AM UTC
    #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I knew a penguin who lost all his senses but after I beat him with a talisman he could smell again, then his sight returned and he wrote a telegram, then he tried some beef wellington and could taste before being pricked by a shell again that he was trying to open. He didn't hear me when I called his name, Melvin

    I wellhang your thread
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  5. 2022-05-13 at 8:54 AM UTC
    #5
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    More like peliwon't
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  6. 2022-05-13 at 10:37 AM UTC
    #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    More like pelican't.
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  7. 2022-05-13 at 10:37 AM UTC
    #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This is why we have pelican crossings here
  8. 2022-05-13 at 12:02 PM UTC
    #8
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra no, you need two pelicans

    The law of conservation of pelicans?

  9. 2022-05-19 at 11:51 AM UTC
    #9
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    PO2
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  10. 2022-05-20 at 1:11 AM UTC
    #10
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra no, you need two pelicans

    Actually you just need 1 pelican and 2 oxygens
  11. 2022-05-20 at 1:35 AM UTC
    #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you can't just smash more oxygen into a pelican it needs to be bonded to an existing pelican
  12. 2022-05-20 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    then boil off the excess pelican
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  13. 2022-05-21 at 1:42 AM UTC
    #13
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    DNA Pelicase
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