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Posts That Were Thanked by Rape Monster

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    girlfriend saw photos of old Polish architecture and asked if I wanted to go visit, I told her I can't because I would have to murder a paedophile
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.

    I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.

    They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.

    He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Nothing black works
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  4. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've not even get a first life.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should kill yourself
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    imagine being 15 or so and finding this site, where your dead mother talks about shooting Russian antidepressants and whoring for H

    and your father describes what it's like to be a human cum rag


    fuys

    just imagine
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  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm going to kill myself

    Today was a shitty day
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Vinny a lot of the border they can just walk across, not raging rivers to cross. Plus a Mexican granny probably around 30 yo. lol

    A Mexican virgin is any girl over ten that can outrun her brothers.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    is it just fried balls of cornbread and fish seasoning? i like them too but never really asked/cared, they had a kfc/long john silvers in my district of MIlwaukee by the walmart and my mom eats KFC like couple times a year, but I always wanted the 4 piece fish dinner with cole slaw, fries and hush puppies, i think you got some shrimpies with it, shit was like 9$ and my mom would get 1 extra crispy chicken breast and I was a fat little kid and never realized my mom was pinching pennies but would get me what I wanted (The big fish meal) every couple months as a treat.

    i liked that shit a lot I THink imma call my mom and tell her about my fond memory where they wouldn't accept 10$ in quarters so my mom just hurled them at them and said we will make dinner at home cuz she was drunk as fuck and wanted some fried chicken and food for her son and they wouldn't count 44 quarters cuz they mostly hire blacks.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Remember when Donald Trump proved to the Mexican voter base that he's down with the Mexicans and Mexicans love him, while being photographed with a taco salad bowl in the Qdoba restaurant in Trump Tower and people were like

    holy fuck this is racist as fuck

    and there's that fucker (who at the time I vehemently supported) smiling with a taco bell lookin meal saying mexicans love him, look at what they made him or some shit lol



    a week before this tweet he had said mexico is sending us "their rapists and murderers, they're not sending people like you and me, these are some bad hombres."

    and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."

    and i said "ya he do that a lot."
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    recently found out that Brazilian police converted WWII mausers to full auto and used them as smgs, they look cool as fuck

    https://www.forgottenweapons.com/brazilian-pasam-machine-pistol/



    probably not all that practical though
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  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Anyone on here ever had a hooker blow Crouton up there arsehole?
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  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  14. how do people even use those things. The built in mouses are sooooooo fucked
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    when I was a kid my family called it possum oil because their english was fucked, I thought it was made of possums
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster That's two different people with different bone structure retard

    The eyebrows, ears, and nose are all completely different also.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cultured people use tiger balm.

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  18. Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area

    Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.
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  19. Old man ailments thread.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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