2023-07-24 at 9:11 PM UTC
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got a good job
Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐
Worth it if you fuck em and bufcher them . Can't eat hookers!!!
You definitely can eat hookers, I guess it depends on how hungry you are. Just be sure to cook to an internal temperature of 165 to kill any diseases or viruses...
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I feel fully ascended lately.
It sucks.
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2023-07-19 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Bugs, death and dinner
Originally posted by Bradley
Does the real dad come over to pick up/drop off his daughter when you're not there?
He doesn't have gas money to do that.
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deported into the ocean with a plastic bag for a helmet
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2023-07-18 at 2:28 PM UTC
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What do you drink?
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Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fucking zionist cunts all of them can rot in hell.
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Imagine running on banning abortion and supporting Israel.
So your kid gets knocked up by some feral wildlife you have to have and raise the baby. Oh well, at least Donquavious Jr, who you wasted your life trying to keep away from crime, will be cannon fodder for the next jedi war (feels like my whole life has been one jedi war after another).
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I'd like Incessant to poop on my chest.
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Show us what you piss with.
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2023-07-10 at 12:47 PM UTC
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I'm a slut for potato salad.
I've been packing it in my lunch for years.
When I go to the store I buy the premade kind as it's easy to pack and fills me up.
A couple pounds cost maybe $5.
Today I tried a kind I haven't had before.
It was really good. Had a bit of kick to it that the Walmart brand potato salad does not.
Usually I buy store brand potato salad either Kroger, Walmart or Meijer.
Today's stuff was worth whatever the cost was.
I'm going to buy it more often.
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Folks u can buy everything with food stamps except the airlock.
2 pounds of honey, fatass jug, that airlock bullshit, then I Think you need some water, lil sugar, put in the yeast.
I did it in prison with jolly ranchers, fruit cocktail, sugar, lil ketchup, and bread, it always came out goood
FIgure fuck it I see so many of these facebook feed videos why can't I produce shitty strong mead of a high gravity?
Probably give it to my god if it comes out well.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i sensed my pic in this thread
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
funniest part of that saga was that they couldn't actually write an algorithm that could differentiate blacks and gorillas so the resolution was just to remove gorillas from the search pool
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Eating a bag of OLD TRAPPER beef jersey in bed
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Tuskegee Airman
[my neurobiological trilled kampala]
People have no fucking respect, manners or anything, animals. This happens to me constantly all the time, i'm just walking along minding my own business and right when I walk pass a homeless person they usually ask for change, oh sorry I have none whatever.
But lately they wait until i'm a bit ahead and just far enough that they feel the need to yell SIR SIR>?!?! SIRR!!!! SIRRR or HEY HEY HEY HEY YO !!! HEY MAN YO!!! and they get offended when I don't stop dead in my tracks and acknowledge them.
Like what the fuck you little attention seeking faggot what are you stopping me for, you could have said something before I went past you, instead you feel the need to call attention to yourself like a little faggot attention seeker and you have the full attention of a psychotic person with nothing to lose that has been on the streets before and I would never do that to someone because one of them might be as crazy as me. You're homeless now but if you fucking shout at me with my back turned again you will be toothless and bloodless too
fucking scum faggots you wanna survive outdoors lets see how long you last black and bruised, hey the emergency room is indoors at least.
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2023-06-29 at 10:47 AM UTC
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Tourist sub goes missing
Originally posted by Rape Monster
If they used Flex seal like Fonaplats they would have been fine
Yep and 300PSI rated hose
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LMAO answering your phone
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God Hydro was such a dumb bitch lol
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