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  1. I just cut up grocery bags and use those because it's cheaper than paying $19,99 for a box of rubbers that i'm going to use for all of 5 minutes, what a scam
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  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm not accepting apprentices at this time.
    perhaps after Rick dies

    Translation=Polecat can’t suck multiple dicks at one time!
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  3. Originally posted by Sudo Whats the best way to restore an old piece of "war equipment?"


    Grandma's bloomers?...scrub the stained gusset with a stiff brush and lots of bicarbonate of soda.
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  4. Originally posted by Donald Trump I got my fingers inside her like once. She loves when I go down on her, but other than that it's a fully dressed willy or no entrance. Her clamped legs could press diamonds.

    Thats kinda selectively dumb. Tell her no blowjob no groceries
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  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    We tried it already, they ended up being pretty good at cotton picking.
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  6. localbitcoin.com look for a person selling on there through paypal, easy to find but you might have to go through some hoops for account verification like sending them a picture of you holding up your photo ID

    anonymous money laundering by the way
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    A dangerous game inventied in prussia has made its way to the americas and is increasingly being practiced by the countrys youth. the game is called fastes chompers and it harkens back to the wreckless game five finger speedrun ( pictured below)


    in fastez chompers these teens and young adults are getting high on cocaine and they move there tounge in between there chomping teeth , timing it carefully like playing dance dance revolution faster and faster until something terrible happens or they run out of dope whichever comes first.

    heres the aftermath of the end of a game of fastez chompers


    one Petaluma mother said " if i know my daughter was playing fastez chompers i never would have letter go out to do this, and i dont know who the hell is gonna fix this and make her life right again im going to sue the schoo ldistrict i sweat to effing God"

    authorities are advising all parents not to let there kids play this dangerous game and are using drug dogs at the schools to make sure no one has been playing fastez chompers
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  8. cigreting Dark Matter


    fuckin hell when he falls in it 🤣🤣🤣
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Let us pray
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  10. Madman African Astronaut
    my dick is black after I shot up in it, how important is this compared to a thigh gap?
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  11. Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    So I picked up this meth head the other morning and got a bareback blowjob. She wouldn’t let me cum in her mouth so I took the risk for little payoff. Kinda makes me sad. The only positive is I only paid her 20.

    Guess I’ll be staring at my wiener for a few weeks to see if it gets bumpy
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    WORKS.

    unfortunately I spilled some paint thinner though so now my work area smells like a welfare office
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