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Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDash

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    Folks Paul "It's only a couple fries" Wozny has had a major role in making sure that DoorDash provides unmolested food, even when delivered by blobby looking oval shaped men with an eating problem.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If I was ever so fucking lazy to need fast food delivered to me I just wouldn't eat
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    i agree also please don't baa~an me
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  4. #4
    Bradley Black Hole
    bro sometimes i go a day without eating cuz everything will just look disgusting to me unless i'm stoned, i eat a lot of soup and yeah i eat the canned shit but i make it better with more vegetables cut up in it, a little cummin-u, parsley flakes and spring onions, sometimes i drop an egg in there and make like a ghetto egg drop soup with veggies and the base being like a chicken noodle.

    I feel like it's healthyish, i had fast food twice this year so far. Burger King 2 cheese burgers and a fry and Mcdonads mcdouble, mcchiken.


    My neighbors order door dash daily and i ask them if I can throw them some cash to order me shit when they make their orders on the app, and bro these people are kinda poor her man sell so they got some money tho

    2x Big Mac Meal w/ no lettuce, Coca Cola
    4x Apple Pies
    1x Frappachino
    4x Ranch cups
    1x Filet of Fish Meal w/ Orange Juice large

    This is for 2 people. like 30 bucks or some shit total

    I tell them I'd slso like to eat, can you get me one mcdouble and one mcchicken (3$) and my friends 300lb wife says "That's it White Bread? No wonder you skinnier than a pole."

    :/ those two sandwiches were like half of my intake that day.

    Also when we ate together, we all finished our food at the same time.
  5. #5
    I hate that they advertise it as "Filet O fish"...fucking twats.
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    well that's the name of it, you imported tea drinking fuck.

    Edit to add, I meant you're imported from the tea drinking and are complaining about the most successful food companies (to ever exist) naming scheme that isn't to your flavor.

    Pretty sure they did it right bro

    what would have you preferred fish sammich? McFish? it's kinda shaped like a square and I've never seen a square fillet and I've cut a lot of fish correctly and incorrectly and I never got a square fucking patty so I"m pretty sure they just hotdog-style make it out of everything in the Cod (I think it's Cod, I won't eat fish from a fast food joint because I have common sense) that you buy in the store/good restaurants as fillets and then the trimmings, face, probably some of the organs and skin and scales and shit (Probably) are just ground up and like blooped out of a tube lol

    fuckin gross
  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hate that they advertise it as "Filet O fish"…fucking twats.

    Trump calls it the Fish Delight
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bradley well that's the name of it, you imported tea drinking fuck.

    It should be filet OF fish you dumb fuck...LeRn EnGliSh
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    Remember when Donald Trump proved to the Mexican voter base that he's down with the Mexicans and Mexicans love him, while being photographed with a taco salad bowl in the Qdoba restaurant in Trump Tower and people were like

    holy fuck this is racist as fuck

    and there's that fucker (who at the time I vehemently supported) smiling with a taco bell lookin meal saying mexicans love him, look at what they made him or some shit lol



    a week before this tweet he had said mexico is sending us "their rapists and murderers, they're not sending people like you and me, these are some bad hombres."

    and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."

    and i said "ya he do that a lot."
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  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It should be filet OF fish you dumb fuck…LeRn EnGliSh

    I'm n't s' sure ab'ut all that.
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Arby's is selling hushpuppy breaded fish recently which sounds like it could be good, I love hushpuppies
  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    is it just fried balls of cornbread and fish seasoning? i like them too but never really asked/cared, they had a kfc/long john silvers in my district of MIlwaukee by the walmart and my mom eats KFC like couple times a year, but I always wanted the 4 piece fish dinner with cole slaw, fries and hush puppies, i think you got some shrimpies with it, shit was like 9$ and my mom would get 1 extra crispy chicken breast and I was a fat little kid and never realized my mom was pinching pennies but would get me what I wanted (The big fish meal) every couple months as a treat.

    i liked that shit a lot I THink imma call my mom and tell her about my fond memory where they wouldn't accept 10$ in quarters so my mom just hurled them at them and said we will make dinner at home cuz she was drunk as fuck and wanted some fried chicken and food for her son and they wouldn't count 44 quarters cuz they mostly hire blacks.
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  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."

    and i said "ya he do that a lot."

    Except he wasn't president when he said that. It was said during the debates.
  14. #14
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley is it just fried balls of cornbread and fish seasoning? i like them too but never really asked/cared, they had a kfc/long john silvers in my district of MIlwaukee by the walmart and my mom eats KFC like couple times a year, but I always wanted the 4 piece fish dinner with cole slaw, fries and hush puppies, i think you got some shrimpies with it, shit was like 9$ and my mom would get 1 extra crispy chicken breast and I was a fat little kid and never realized my mom was pinching pennies but would get me what I wanted (The big fish meal) every couple months as a treat.

    i liked that shit a lot I THink imma call my mom and tell her about my fond memory where they wouldn't accept 10$ in quarters so my mom just hurled them at them and said we will make dinner at home cuz she was drunk as fuck and wanted some fried chicken and food for her son and they wouldn't count 44 quarters cuz they mostly hire blacks.

    Quarters, they should be grateful it wasn't pennies and nickels and one dime like most drunks
  15. #15
    Bradley Black Hole
    My mom was the typa lady who didn't reward me with food, or special dinners (ya holidays and birthdays, but like i had friends where if they didn't get introuble for a week, they'd go out to eat, oh you did good on your test, let's get ice cream, etc. I never was raised to believe food is a reward or good food is a celebration or like important.

    I was pretty much morbidly obese at 12 (5'1, 185lb) and before I found marijuana, I would eat my feelings away. A lot of pizza, chicken nuggets, tator tots, fries and fish sticks during the week cuz my mom worked and would be tired and I was little so i didn't really know how to make good, healthy shit like I do now.

    We pretty much the opposite of foodies. I realized/was told when I was like 13 and practicing anorexia (I lost 65 pounds in 4 months through running and anorexia, when my mom would make me eat something I'd also practice bulimia) then I was super super skinny to start 8th grade and my sex life started, i kinda had a little dick when I had a massive beer belly, fatass thighs that rub together, pelvic fat, lost 65 pounds and bro my dick gotlike an inch or two bigger (hard)) and it was on bro, i remember pulling out a ruler, googling how big is my dick supposed to be and they said 4.5-6" is average...

    I was like man this is gonna be lit I gotta show people how big this thing is.

    After losing all that weight, I began adopting an ideology.

    "I no longer live to eat, I now eat to live."
    Food is an afterthought, gimme some celery peanut butter and a bowl of mixed vegetables with siracha and parmessan sprinkled on top is like a go to for me, nutrient dense (spinach not lettuce) salads, soups, since that age I've always kept a huge bag of mixed cut up frozen vegetables in my freezer and everytime I make anything I use a handful of them.

    whereas like my friends' girlfriends (girls do it worse) have a bad day or get into a fight and they call up lil cesears JIGGA HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A WHITE ROMAN CHARACTER mocking our race and misspelling their company as Lil Cesears instead of Little Cesears, how that make you feel in your pompous ass?

    and like they'll get 3 pizzas (alone) and I kinda like watching fat people eat sometimes when I'm really stoned, lady will give me one piece of pizza (I don't want more) and eat like there's 8 slices in their large 7$ hot and ready pizzas, so yeah 23 in her and 1 in me and i'm like damn if i tried i couldn't eat a wholeone in a sitting. But it makes people feel better to eat fat, salt, grease, and to me it makes me feel sluggish, just give me beer, corn on the cob, a multi vitamin and some veggie soup and I'll feel a lot better than if I go to mcdonalds for two meals in one day.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Bradley "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."

    and i said "ya he do that a lot."

    her daughter ended up with you,

    better life

  17. #17
    Trump didn't ever say EVERY illegal immigrant was a murderer and a rapist.

    This dumb beaners need to learn English before anything else if they want to come here.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Trump didn't ever say EVERY illegal immigrant was a murderer and a rapist.

    This dumb beaners need to learn English before anything else if they want to come here.

    it was implied.

    learn to read english between the lines and letters.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it was implied.

    learn to read english between the lines and letters.

    No it wasn't. he implied there were murderers and rapists amongst them...

    You failed Engrish and reading between the lines



    I'm pretty sure Trump didn't think a 70yr old granny was a murderer and rapist (or a 7yr old kid)
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it wasn't. he implied there were murderers and rapists amongst them…

    You failed Engrish and reading between the lines



    I'm pretty sure Trump didn't think a 70yr old granny was a murderer and rapist (or a 7yr old kid)

    because 70yr old granny wasnt crashing thru the US' southern border.
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