Posts by Rape Monster

1. 2023-10-12 at 11:29 AM UTC in The first step to take if your vehicle catches fire while driving is:
   

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   I just drive faster so the wind puts the flames out
2. 2023-10-12 at 10:48 AM UTC in Who stands with Palestine and the Palestinians?
   

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   No way, he turned Anakin to the dark side
3. 2023-10-12 at 3:32 AM UTC in Policeman Pete
   

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   Originally posted by mashlehash Dude I found that in my basement.

   
   They're going to find you in my basement.
4. 2023-10-12 at 3:31 AM UTC in ain't I right
   

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   No you're left
5. 2023-10-12 at 3:21 AM UTC in COFFEE ☕
   

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   Coffee makes me shit in my pants
6. 2023-10-12 at 3:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

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   I too am both a hermit and a crab
7. 2023-10-12 at 3:18 AM UTC in Policeman Pete
   

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   Looks like the cop who molested me back in 2009
8. 2023-10-11 at 10:05 PM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer........................................ that'd be about the equivalent of a human shitting out a bowling ball.

   
   Sounds like a good time, I need my hole stretched
9. 2023-10-11 at 10:02 PM UTC in nice couple
   

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   nice couple
   
   https://thisvid.com/videos/lucky-guy-is-destroyed-by-certified-shit-feeding-ebony2/
10. 2023-10-11 at 8:09 PM UTC in Post your favorite rap verses
    

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    Originally posted by Kafka "I'm too fuckin' retarded
    I don't give a fuck about my dick
    That's why I'm datin' Lorena Bobbitt"

    
    Damn Kafka listens to D12
11. 2023-10-11 at 8:08 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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    Mia Khalifa got fired from her job for posting that the Hamas fighters need to learn how to film horizontally lol
12. 2023-10-11 at 6:57 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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    One day a crane like that will have to lift me out of my house
13. 2023-10-11 at 6:08 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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    Originally posted by aldra considering how heavy those things are it's funny to imagine them trying to retrieve it.
    
    they get a crane and try to lift it, but it's too heavy and the crane falls in.
    
    they try to retrieve the crane with a bigger crane but the underwater crane is still attached to the steamroller so the other crane falls in too, and so on forever

    
    I've seen that happen for real with some big truck that fell in or something like that, there was like a series of pictures
14. 2023-10-11 at 6:04 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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15. 2023-10-11 at 6:02 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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    I thought maybe it would come back up
16. 2023-10-11 at 6:02 PM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
    

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    Originally posted by Kawkasian I've never cooked a sprout in my life and never would. I had my fill of those things as a child

    
    I love making them with maple syrup and bacon
17. 2023-10-11 at 6:01 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

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    Do steamrollers float?
18. 2023-10-11 at 5:59 PM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
    

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    Originally posted by Kawkasian If it smells like a fart it is a fart…brussel sprouts are the same.

    
    Sounds like you're overcooking them, they're great done properly
19. 2023-10-11 at 5:36 PM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
    

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    Hardboiled eggs taste like farts and yes I would know
20. 2023-10-11 at 5:36 PM UTC in Whats worse
    

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    I dislike both J'ews and sand niggers so it's basically all good to me, like watching niggers kill each other.