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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra Mr. Lahey stabs a guy working at the israeli embassy in China


    Lahey, what the fuck are ya doing?
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two for one:

    1. Buy a small, high-value item and get receipt.

    2. Go back in a few minutes later and pick up and pocket the same item.

    3. When stopped outside by LP, show receipt.

    1. Person #1 gets small high value item(s)
    2. Person #1 stashes the item(s) inside of a larger boxed item and leaves.
    3. Person #2 comes in and purchases the boxed item with the valuables inside, then removes them and returns the original item with the receipt.

    Person 1 isn't leaving the store with anything and person 2 could easily play dumb if somehow caught (unlikely)
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator I shoplifted for the first time in awhile the other day by accident put a £1 bottle of vape juice in my pocket cause I was distracted getting other groceries, got a little election when I realised my mistake when I got home.

    I was using self checkout the other day and once I'd paid I realized I forgot to scan my $6 stick of deodorant so I just threw it into my bag 😎
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Last time I took in a hungry refugee he has no problem giving me blowjobs
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ fAG!!

    Do you think it's gay if I kiss my uncle on the mouth?
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I admit I kinda admire her determination. It was just a willy, stuck right in her face. STD free and clean. I'd have sucked it.

    She wouldn't. She said she had a headache and went to bed instead. I went to her bedroom and kissed her goodnight and tucked her in and she wanted me to stay longer with her, but I just whipped my willy out again and told her to suck it and she didn't want to.

    Just tell her she is too ugly for her hair to make a difference
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat but i think there is no way they could muster so much ammunition and such weaponry without atleast irnaian if not Russian help.

    The Ukranian government sold it to them
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting my ass licked by a Ukranian refugee
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Good thing you have zero chance to get with her or any other girl, ever, for all eternity
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got 2 propane griddles on amazon open box special for $80 each, and a small propane fryer for $60, and then jack the propane from in front of the drug store, and then buy all the beef, buns, veggies, condiments, frozen fries, etc with the EBT card that isnt enough money to cover a month anyway. Been out a couple times n people dug it. Do a jalapeno popper burger with poppers chopped up on the bun, spicy queso and grilled onions. I wanted to do a birria burger but i dont wanna pverextend myself.

    Dude a beef Birria burger would fuck for sure
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I bet her piss smells so awful.

    That's hot
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 I've had more jobs, girlfriends and money than you ever will in your entire life, pussy bitch and you're probably way older than me.

    Fucking kill yourself

    You haven't had shit but a meth addiction and a male partner
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Get a job for once in your life
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Get pegged faggot
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Meth comedown time
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Niggles anti-semitic fucks up in this place.
    this wont be tolerated

    Shut up and go back on your Chios Honey account
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 good. Suck some more government dick you fucking statist cuck

    Fucking rich coming from someone who lives off the governments tit. "nO i sCaM tHe gOvMent!" sure thing
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It's suppose to blow. Maybe your mom can come over.

    My mom hasn't given a decent blowjob since I was 8
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Niggles you mom lost, huh? :(

    now we're both looking for a real da'dee. Hey maybe you my half brother?

    Half bro from a different ho
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Truckers in Ohio like methamphetamine and Mini Thins
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