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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    vinny jerks off his microdick using chopsticks
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    I remember once when I was a kid I saw a flat map of the Earth and asked if there were any countries on the other side. Yeah even back then I was just as retarded
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian No, the blue stuff is parking.

    I thought maybe the top part was connected to the other side of the globe or whatever
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai My nigga I am watching like 30 shows this season. Sure: 90% of the shows I watch are gay trash, but like… 90% of anime is gay trash. What do you want from me? smh

    I just don't understand the appeal of the shows that are just about like common life in Japan and shit like that. I need some action and death and drama and stuff like that if I'm watching an anime.
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    hey fuys whya do you thhnk abuot this ukrniankan prostute

    Kill yourself
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    Originally posted by totse2118

    i dont get it but they sound like sluts to me

    TEWWW MOIIII

    Is the UK an island or something?
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Rape my grandmother just to bust my nut
    hear her pelvis snap in two as I stuff her guts
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai There's an anime this season about a pigma male.



    It's an isekai where protag-kun tragically died as a result of eating raw pig liver and/or possibly getting hit by a train when he collapsed as a result of eating raw pig liver, and got reincarnated as a pig who can telepathically communicate with a magical slave girl who reads minds.

    Do you specifically only watch gay trash anime or what
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Why does my poop always clog toilets, and what can I do …

    This is an almost sure sign of constipation, with very likely stool retention into the last part of your large intestine.

    I heard about people who keep a designated knife or similar tool for slicing up their turds prior to flushing
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    Originally posted by jerryb lol I've been hit by deer before but never sitting still. That's one tarded deer.

    It was broad daylight too, in a fairly non rural area.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Rape Monster is the funniest person here…..

    Aw that made me blush
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Have a good day at work 👍
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Damn deer are retarded lmfao. Reminds me of being wicked hungover in the dark of the early morning and a jacked-off truck got behind me and their headlights were shining in my mirrors blinding the shit out of me so I tried to push the mirror to aim it away BUT IT WOULDNT BUDGEso i sperged the fuck out and punched mu own mirror out and cut my hand

    Yeah, imagine sitting at a red light just listening to music, you look to your right, then just as you turn back you catch a deer smashing up flat against your window in your peripheral vision before stumbling backwards and running off again. Scared the duck out of me and sounded like a bullshit story when I told the insurance company.
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm built like five honey baked hams stacked together in an overcoat
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Reminds me of when I lost my ujoint ,and had to use my finger

    I had a deer run and smash into the side of my car while I was sitting at a red light one time, fucking my side mirror to the point it was connected by one wire. I had to lean out the window holding it in place like Ace Ventura as I drove to a manageable enough place to pull off.
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I had a dream that my dead grandfather was fucking me in the ass and when I woke up my underwear was full of cum
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What if that was YOUR grandma??
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    You don't need brakes, just use your feet like Fred Flintstone
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    But I have to work and pay taxes instead
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