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Posts by Rape Monster

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Ohio is for Amish people and niggers
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    Originally posted by Niggles your da'dee play hangman games?

    My daddy played "let's see how fast I can chug this liquor" games
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If you stick a fork in your electric socket you never have to pay the bill again
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My dad told me "..............."
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian She's also about as attractive as an enema.

    I bet an enema actually feels really good but I never had one
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    How much is it
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As long as I can use a 10-foot pole, sure.

    I washed.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I used to shit in the street but the HOA wasn't going for it
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How about a pullstring?

    Sure. I'll tie one end of this string to my penis, and you pull the other end.
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I heard those Palestinian girls have hairy bungholes.

    When they bend over it looks like a button in a fur coat
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is there a popping sound when you pull it out?

    When I pull out it sounds like a salami stick squeezing out of a toothpaste tube
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Too bad you don't have a boujwazee leaf blower or a boujwazee township the uses boujwazee leaf vacuum trucks to suck up your leaves.

    I do have a leafblower, still sucks
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    Fuck leaves, I have to clean them all up from my patio today
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra Bradley doesn't need to be told, he found out the hard way that being a nonstop drunk retard will make you go blind (I guess?)

    Only if your drink of choice is Steel Reserve. That shit is like gasoline.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Livin la vita loca
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Even a gloryhole

  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs 6:30 AM and I'm awake. Time to start applying for jobs.

    Good luck, don't be afraid to pad your resume a bit, lots of places don't check or follow up especially for entry level type jobs
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse thats fucking disgusting


    u guys actually fuck hookers? rofl wtf i never understood this

    Any hole is a goal
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