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2023-10-11 at 3:55 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hiredI got a position at the local gloryhole that needs filled
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2023-10-11 at 1:37 PM UTC in Example of stupid America
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2023-10-11 at 1:28 PM UTC in Example of stupid America
Originally posted by jerryb I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol
Right? How sweet is home delivery. When online shopping started to really take form years ago my boomer mom was one of those "I don't know if I can trust stuff from the internet" type of people and now she orders everything online like me. -
2023-10-11 at 1:11 PM UTC in Example of stupid America
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2023-10-11 at 1:04 PM UTC in Example of stupid AmericaI keep my Christmas decorations up year round
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2023-10-11 at 12:40 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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2023-10-11 at 12:12 PM UTC in Sean.
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2023-10-11 at 11:54 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-11 at 11:53 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by mmQ I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ever see that premade pancake batter they make in like a squeeze jug? Because mixing water and powder is too much for some people. -
2023-10-11 at 11:14 AM UTC in Blocked ToiletI ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.
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2023-10-11 at 11:12 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by mmQ You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.
Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.
This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats.
Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy -
2023-10-11 at 11:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSmoking boof called Lime Pop Sugar Glue
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2023-10-11 at 11:07 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consumingEggs are fucking gross, I still eat them though
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2023-10-11 at 9:59 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consumingWhat is a hob
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2023-10-10 at 10:19 PM UTC in My friend is in the mental hospital againLol he pissed himself
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2023-10-10 at 8:22 PM UTC in Eating you're burger in or Togo
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2023-10-10 at 7:05 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-10-10 at 7:04 PM UTC in Eating you're burger in or Togo
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2023-10-10 at 7:04 PM UTC in Eating you're burger in or Togo
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs If the atmosphere of the restaurant is nice I'll eat in, especially if I'm with a friend. At a place like McDonald's I'm going home and eating it.
Personally I enjoy the atmosphere of McDonald's, the sound of all the screaming children and black people fighting each other really adds to the experience -
2023-10-10 at 7:01 PM UTC in Ayone in the midwest wanna hang out
