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2017-07-29 at 1:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI got bread meat cheese whippets smokes and weedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-28 at 7:47 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowwith lady heroin.
i love her sexy soft brown color, i just love the way she melts and dances up and down that foil. the smell of her turns me on, i just love how she tastes on my tongue. she makes me feel like no other can, causing me that perfect mix of neurotransmitters to flood my brain. i'm totally and utterly mystified, hypnotized by her loving charm and beauty. i love those warm hugs she gives me every time i meet her. and her loyalty knows no bounds, she has been there every time when nobody else has. i totally want to marry the bitch.
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2017-07-28 at 8:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSonly somebody who had never used heroin would make such a retarded statement.
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2017-07-28 at 6 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSmy dad noticed that im barely eating anything and started asking questions when i got home from work today. looks like its time to start taking measured amounts of food and either trashing them or giving them to homeless people so he doesnt wise up to the fact im actually not eating because im high on meth :^)))The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 3:47 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 1:10 AM UTC in THE REAL FAGGOT LIST
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Do you have, like, an archive I can lift the description off of?
Now I'm starting to think Lanny was right after all, and you really are just going after him to get members from here over to your own site. You sure seem to be working overtime and grasping at straws to push your site here and take some or all of its members, friend. Just to let you know, I don't think that's fair to this community, or Lanny, and I may have to teach you a very good lesson if you do not cease and desist.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-26 at 4:25 PM UTC in yes Bill Krozby, i'd do the same pal.LOL. Shameless plug once again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-25 at 10:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSBill Krozby is lsd's final formThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-25 at 12:18 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Miseryjesus christThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 11:31 PM UTC in I always check my Thanks when I get onAnd it makes me feel like a feel-good douchebag.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 1:37 PM UTC in what the fuck am i doingi "slept" maybe 2 hours total and now im coming off crank and chugging cans of venom so im not a zombie during my interview later, yayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 5:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSYesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today I wish,
I wish he'd go away...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-24 at 3:09 AM UTC in VyvanseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 2:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSWy do 50 different users here have mq's cat as a avatar? Is it to purposely fuck with me? Yes, yes I am CONVINCED this is the sole purpose.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-23 at 1:23 PM UTC in REKTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 5:54 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Lanny We skipped these for a few years now with all the site hopping but I used to run them back on zoklet and since we've managed to not be kicked out of a place for over a year now I figured I should start it back up. It's one of the few memorial traditions we do that isn't badly retelling each others stories a little more distorted each time, kinda fun to look back on the collages of yore. So anyway, the rules:
- Post a picture of yourself, it will be added into a collage with your username next to everyone else who posts
- You may submit as many pictures as you want, only one will appear in the collage. If have a preference on which say so in your post.
- You can go by any username you're known by, so sploo can be sploo, spchlew, something something boobyverse. Captain Falcon is just captain falcon.
- If a picture is obviously not you then I won't include it.
- I'll be accepting submissions until December.
mine:
Lanny, you're kind of fucking ugly.
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2017-07-22 at 3:10 AM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...See what happens you reject people Lucy? They go MAD! You have a significant amount of impact, let that cheer you up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-21 at 10 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-21 at 6:45 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Holy shit, these people are so ridiculous. I remember hearing about them years ago and thinking "this is ludicrous" and "they can't be serious, this has to be a joke." So, turns out this "non-profit" organization that had blown me away with their huge misrepresentations of drugs, this consortium was in fact was founded by none other than *drumroll* those crazy fuckers at The Church of Scientology. The true hilarity from the absurdness of this organization's claims & stories from "real life drug users" is hilarously topped off by their slogan, "Find out the truth about drugs"
Links below to some of the more lolzy ones.
Lolzy video "documentary" about abusing xtc.
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfac...-tell-you.html
Page one of "Facts about LSD" (Just keep reading, it gets so amazingly awful).
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/lsd.html
EDIT: I have added a lot of hilarious quotes within this thread, that way you don't have to dig for the entertaining falsehoods but you still can if you want to at http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts.html
"After taking the acid, I imagined that we had driven head-on into an eighteen-wheeler and were killed. I could hear the screeching metal, then a dark and evil quiet. I was terrified at this point, I actually thought we were dead….For a year I wouldn't go into any cemetery because I was terrified I would find my own grave. -Jenny
“It started with the weed, then the pills (Ecstasy) and acid, making cocktails of all sorts of drugs, even overdosing to make the rushes last longer. I had a bad trip one night . . . I prayed and cried for this feeling to go away, I had voices in my head, had the shakes and couldn’t leave home for six months. I thought everyone was watching me. I couldn’t walk in public places. Man! I couldn’t even drive. Karen
After a crazy night of "mooking" (smoking marijuana and tobacco together) this next person got so messed up that they even forgot to leave their name next to this quote in the drugfreeworld pamphlet. (seriously, this next quote doesn't even have a name next to it, just the quote by itself)
“I ended up in the mental hospital because it had been 10 days and I had gotten 10 to 15 hours of sleep total.” - unknown mooker
“I was given my first joint in the playground of my school. I’m a heroin addict now, and I’ve just finished my eighth treatment for drug addiction.”
-Christian
“The teacher in the school I went to would smoke three or four joints a day. He got lots of students to start smoking, me included. His dealer then pushed me to start using heroin, which I did without resisting. By that time, it was as if my conscience was already dead.” - Veronique
“At a rave party, I saw a guy who had stuffed himself with Ecstasy repeat for hours, ‘I am an orange, don’t peel me, I am an orange, don’t peel me.’ Another guy thought he was a fly and wouldn’t stop hitting his head against a window.”
Liz
^^ I think we have a winner for the most apparent piece of bullshit copped off as a scare tactic. I don't know if they can get much better…or worse, than that.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-07-21T13:46:12.284219+00:00
Jenny just can't get over how much of a whore she was being to that truck driver, back there at the gas station.
Karen needs to suck the right dick, so that she can get the right drugs that Karen needs.
Maybe Christian shouldn't worry about the first joint, but rather, think about that time when she smoked Mr. Hempar's joint for good grades.
Now, Veronique needs keen parents to allocate her a proper spelling of a fucking name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-21 at 5:37 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.orgMarijuana is a drug like alcohol, cocaine, or ecstasy.
^ Retards confirmed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
