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2016-02-24 at 4:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionLanny, I got bad news for ya. https://drizly.com/ this and a hundred other services are dedicated to getting you booze to your door. Id argue if you are desperate you could contact an uber driver and be like "I dont need a ride, I need booze"
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2016-02-24 at 12:59 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionThis thread should be one page. How long do you think that shit would take to load? over 2000 posts on one page would be max kek.
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2016-02-23 at 11:09 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
Even the American Sniper would call you a fucking faggot for taking this so seriously you fucking faggot.
American Sniper is some gay military propaganda used to gather good goys to go die for Israel. Fuck American Sniper. -
2016-02-23 at 9:10 PM UTC in How many niggas could a nigga nig if a nigga could nig nigs?Niggas nig proportionally to the amount of niggas in the general vicinity.
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2016-02-23 at 5:51 PM UTC in So this guy thinks he's Chris Hansen
lol plenty of americans and mexicans do that you dipshit, nice try being a faggot
Found the facial tattoo faggot -
2016-02-23 at 5:43 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
shut up before I pistol whip your bitchass and then put my penis in your mouth.
anyways.,, heres another hoax thats been implicated to take away our guns
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2016-02-23 at 9:17 AM UTC in I propose we add this feature to T&T.do it lan man
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2016-02-23 at 8:34 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHey kid, want some mindfuck?
Imagine if you will a sphere, perfect, floating alone in the void. From nowhere in particular and everywhere at once a light shines on the sphere lending it a flat, opaque appearance. As you approach the sphere, it rapidly grows in size. The closer you get to it, the larger it looms until it rests firmly in your vision.
Orbiting the sphere at a distance indeterminable due to the lack of any reference, you notice that this is much like the earth. There is a curved horizon with black space above it, as though you were flying around an unmarked 8-ball. Move closer, closer. The lower an orbit you take, the larger the world looms. Flying stomach down towards the sphere and looking towards the curvature, you notice as you float lower and lower that the sphere grows in your vision, just like the Earth would if you were approaching the ground. The curved horizon occupies more and more of your vision. You float closer and closer and all the while the horizon grows less and less curved, and more and more straight. It begins to appear as though the horizon line is bisecting the land and sky perfectly - though you have yet to actually alight on the sphere itself.
Now we require a true feat of imagination. I need to tell you something about this sphere. Though the sphere is an interminable size, you can still land on it. The conditions for this, however, are woefully impossible. However we figure it, the horizon must be a perfectly straight line. Those of you who reason well will realize that, when dealing with a sphere, this is only possible if one of two criteria are met.
1) The sphere is of infinite size. 2) The observer is infinitely small.
As I said, imagination is required. When you finally touch down, you the observer are at the very point where any perfectly flat plain touching the surface of the sphere rests. Without a reference, it matters not whether the sphere below you is infinite in dimension, or you are infinitesimally small - both are true at the same time, and for our discussion, it doesn’t really matter.
Survey the horizon. It is flat beyond anything you’ve ever perceived before, amazing and terrible. You stand on less than a pinpoint on the sphere. You can’t perceive that you are even on a sphere anymore - the word “globe†no longer has any real meaning for you.
We are not done. You stand at the tangent point - for our discussion, we will assume you are infinitesimally small, if only for the sake of simplicity. Look up. Above you looms another sphere, as dark and flat looking as the one that you stand on now. What’s this? The globe above you like a dark moon is growing larger by the moment. Wait - it’s not growing larger, we’ve determined that you are simply infinitesimally small - the sphere is falling! Well, up and down are relative right now, but the fact of the matter is, it’s getting closer!
Standing on your point, it doesn’t matter that it’s coming closer, you can’t be harmed. The sphere above “falls†towards you at an ever-increasing rate. Growing larger and larger, it approaches, its horizon moving farther and farther from being a curve, slowly becoming another fine line - there are now two horizons. You stand at the very point where these two perfect spheres are touching. This point has no dimensions - it exists almost as an abstraction - but still, it exists.
And here you are, at your nexus of the multiverse.
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2016-02-23 at 8:31 AM UTC in Can Bernie beat Hillary?No. But it doesnt matter. Trump gonna fuck them niggas up.
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2016-02-23 at 8:02 AM UTC in I fucking hate normiesMine really arent on display. I wouldnt even say I am disordered. Im just different. Normies dont wanna talk about ayyyliums or chemistry or real nigga shit.
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2016-02-23 at 7:38 AM UTC in I fucking hate normies*puts arm around mmQ* Its gonna be okay buddy. Everything is going to be okay.
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2016-02-23 at 7:07 AM UTC in I fucking hate normiesAces in their places???????????????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But srsly though sounds like she was a robot commenting on the reality she has been fed in order to cope with it. Moments of Magic sounds pretty lame and feeling like an energizer bunny moving in place means she feels like time flies by and she "works hard" but she isnt going anywhere. -
2016-02-23 at 6:50 AM UTC in I fucking hate normiesMy job is so full of Chads and Stacys. Fuckin normies piss me off. They think that being neurotypical is all great but really crippling social anxiety and early onset autism is where its at.
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2016-02-23 at 3:06 AM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
I have tiny hands
jedi lies -
2016-02-23 at 2:48 AM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
kek, braj, chill. You're getting unreasonably worked up over a picture someone casually posted.
I AM BUTTMAD!
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2016-02-23 at 1:37 AM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
My friend says you're a dumbass kek and that's a vertical forgrip. He said you don't know shit.
It's so funny that you were ripping on me for that and then it turns out that you just don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you could edit the pic you made so it's actually correct. I mean, you were saying how that was the main issue and then it turns out it was you just not knowing what part of the gun it was. I can't get over how funny that is.
If thats a vertical foregrip then its put wayyy too forward for any reasonable use plus its fucking massive since you still have like 4 fingers worth of space on it. In any regard it looks like a bipod and is placed like a bipod so I am going to believe its a bipod rather than a grip which should be somewhere in the middle/nearer the mag. In any regard my edit is still correct. Your stance is shit, your shirt is unbuttoned and un tucked leaving the ability for hot rounds to slip down your undershirt, your hair is going to get in the way, your shoes are shit for anything other than going to the mall, your pants will distract any male partners in combat getting them killed you have random cords laying around, your grip on the handle is shit and your grip on what you claim is a foregrip is way too forward to be useful while shooting and you are a fucking midget.
I guess your friend doesnt know how or where to correctly attach a foregrip (which is extremely bulky for a normal one) which makes him the dumbass. And that definitly was not the main issue. The main issue are hair, shirt, shoes and pants in that order. The retardation with the bipod you claim to be a foregrip is easily circumvented by just holding it like normal which you can do since the bipod is way too forward.
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2016-02-22 at 9:52 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
*puts arm around shoulder* It's going to be ok m8. Everything's gonna be ok.
BUT IM IN INTERNET RAGE MODE!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
2016-02-22 at 9:49 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckersIm implying that you look like an idiot in that picture to anyone who actually knows a thing or two about guns.
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2016-02-22 at 9:09 PM UTC in Baby sitting
I refuse to babysit kids just because it's a huge liability.
I agree with this. Its not as if the kid is definitely going to hurt themselves or something is absolutely going to happen but on the off chance it does happen you could get really screwed for negligence or even abuse if they want to fuck you over and can. Our society is sue happy and that is enough to make me a Neutral Samaritan. -
2016-02-22 at 9:03 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckersIm saying if you want to look legit and not like you know absolutely nothing about guns you should 1. not just play around with them 2. if you do play around with them do it right.
I commented way more than just your hair. Its the entire fucking picture. A picture that proves you dont know jack shit about guns and have never actually shot one in your life. You really did butcher it beyond all means. Aside from the obvious problems with the picture is the fact that you are in some house. Just in some random house holding a gun. Its such an unnatural picture that it pisses me off because you are the kind of person who thinks "OMH! A GUN THING! ILL TAKE A PICTURE AND IMPRESS MY ONLINE FRIENDS! XDDD LOL HOW DO I EVEN HOLD THIS?!". If you dont know how to fucking use a gun dont play with them its more than a matter of safety its a matter of common sense.
These are my major problems aside from your shit outfit and terrible shooting stance
>Not outside
>Retarded grip hold
>Holding a bipod
>Playing with a gun when you obviously dont know shit about guns
Face it, you butchered it. You wanted to look like a cool kid with a gun but you just look like some dumb bitch in an empty ass house that wanted to take a picture with a gun because "Gunz r liek sooooo kewl!". Fuck off and come back when you actually know something about the safe and responsible handling of firearms.