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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka Has anyone else noticed Bradley is a narcissist?

    yes.
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Kafka Why the fuck am I awake. I haven’t been able to calm down for two days.

    have you tried literally like stretching/flexing out, methodically. first you start with your toes then your feet/ankles and literally you just go all the way up

    probably wanna do some chill breathing and/or sip a brew while you work on it
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I still don’t know what your point is. In the UK you attach a photo with your C.V or have a link on it to your LinkedIn page, employers will see your photo there and will also stalk your Facebook if you have one.

    Wow, Europe is a literal shit hole. Who the fuck cares about your social media and you need to pay for Linkin now to use all the features. What a psychotic black mirror society
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    forgot how good Dark City is, just wish there was more focus on the mystery and less of the goofy action scenes
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I'm following the instructions as detailed and meticulously as possible sparing none of my attention away from ensuring I get it right

    Only to repeat the same steps and sometimes go backwards

    What is the meaning of it? Is this all a test?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka You have the lowest self-awareness on this site.

    I think you forgot that I use this site too.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gingers are always guilty of something…Death penalty required

    Guilty of being too cute and intelligent
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wish king bin Saud or whoever the OG Saudi was castrated all the Saudis outside the clans he raped his way into. Then there would be fewer Saudis and the world would be better off
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later

    bradley
    The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.

    bummy_mofo
    The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.

    candy
    True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.

    donttellem
    The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.

    fonaplats
    Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.

    frala
    The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.

    jigaboo
    The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.

    kafka
    The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.

    lanny
    The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.

    michael myers
    Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).

    mmq
    Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.


    polecat
    The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.


    roshambo
    The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.


    spectral
    Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.

    speedy
    The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.

    wariat
    The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.

    wellFare
    Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    lol what

    the real rivalry is between the different intelligence services (ie. the GRU vs FSB vs SVR) and their conflict is for prestige; they all want to be the biggest and best-paid, not to completely upend the system.

    contrary to what western media has to say, neither Putin nor the current establishment really leans on Dugin's ideology so he's not exactly a top choice for exerting political influence.

    on top of that, there's pretty broad support for the SMO inside Russia and after the last few months, people don't really have a problem with escalating if it means getting the job done quicker. they don't need to be 'pushed' into accepting a broader or more intense war
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I guess it just comes down to one's perspective on the matter. I just state these things because they are observational facts. However that does not mean that I am dragging myself down. I think it's important to be realistic so I do not fall into the trapping of deluding myself. I got rejected last year by someone I really liked which made me deeply depressed and turn to drugs and if I was good looking she would not have said no. Granted, the circumstances were weird as we never talked in real life but I thought I had a good reason for liking her. I thought because my intentions were pure then it would turn out well for me. It didn't. Why? Because I am ugly as sin. I am actually a hundred percent sure if I was good looking then she would not have rejected me. Women are very superficial, they just don't say it openly because then they lose their orbiters.

    It sounds like you're basing your view of yourself on this one girl. If you were better at talking IRL you'd be more charismatic and have more hos on you and how you think you look would matter alot less

    Seriously, unless you're a deformed burn victim you have about as much of a shot as anyone. Never talking to someone IRL is a hurtle to overcome. Catfish shit. I'm bad at running e-game too, don't beat yourself up, life goes on. Nobody wants to be with someone who thinks they're ugly. If you're telling yourself that you're imposing negativity on yourself pointlessly. You been in the incelosphere too long, brother. It's an echo chamber of loserdom and a self perpetuating cycle of shame and mediocrity.

    You're better than that, believe in yourself and keep yourself open. Think of some good lies to tell women to get them to like you like everyone else does. Even if you fail, keep trying. Retreating into a victimy ideology just keep the cycle going. Fuck a bitch and grab a tit and you'll feel alot better
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka if you were gonna design a fashion piece what would it be like?

    Probably a Ned Kelly style suit of armor that's actually made from spiderwebs so it's bulletproof and drags some skulls behind and has adornments on it and some other shit. The main piece would be a spiderweb armor breastplate. Had an idea for something similar as a tattoo but I can't do it now
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  13. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    hanging with friends its our last week of summer and finally vacation week



    tomorrow we’re headed to the ocean for a few days and I can’t wait

    literally worked an extra part time job this summer to be able to afford this get away with everyone 💜
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  14. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Sushi
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    How good it feels to get revenge against the corporate machine.
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  16. Originally posted by Bradley Dude are you f****** retarded look at it the guy is obviously standing next to the car so unless he let his daughter borrow the car to drive down the highway and then just happened to be on foot walking in the same area as where the car bomb went off come on man get f****** real are you this stupid

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  18. sexually asssaulted ?
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  19. Steven African Astronaut
    its brittney bitch
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey if nothing else it's probably not as bad as this guy who fell into a pot of boiling porridge and later died from it LOL. I hope that helps but I'm sure it won't.

    https://goregrish.com/threads/drunk-dude-fell-into-boiling-pot.91547/
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