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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    smoking ketamine in a bathroom stall with some strangers downtown
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  2. How was your life when you first joined whatever site led you to here? I was going to a lot of raves and also much more into women.

    How did you think your life would be in however many years ago that was? I didn’t really have an outlook. I am not sure I thought I’d have a future.

    Are you satisfied with how it turned out? Yes.

    What have you done to get to where you are now? Started taking a mood stabilizer lol.

    What do you wish you would have done differently? Mmmm lots of things and maybe nothing.
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  3. 5yr old Wranglers and $26 Fubu shoes from Wallyword.

    Feeling unmotivated.

    =
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  4. Reading books, watching videos, listening to podcasts, doing tutorials, actual changing code, all of it is good. The guy who founded Cisco said you have to spend 10,000 hours at something to be an expert at it (that's about 5 years of 40 hour weeks). Expect to put in a large number of hours. There's a reason why IT at the upper levels is dominated by sad guys who have nothing else going on than doing IT, or who spent their whole teenage years doing nothing but IT, cos those are the people who put in the hours. IT is flooded with people who just want to do the bare minimum asked/required, and then they wonder why they don't get anywhere.
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  5. Reading books is great and always a good idea. However I find it can be hard to focus on code for a long period of time, that's why in person courses are good if you want to get into IT. There are a lot of free government funded courses available. There are also things like w3schools.com. If looking for a first project the source code for the site we are on is all available at the github link at the bottom of the page, and there are a number of minor things that could be fixed up here.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    anyone know of more recent glitchy stuff like this?

    Famine used to be good but got weird and ambient

    DYM was similar but harder and disappeared
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I bet one of the guests are just pretending to be hypnotized to see what you do. But which one??? Is it the man with the oversized yellow hat????
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you have to have languages ingrained in your memory or is it more practical to go back for references? I’m not sure if I should read leisurely or take smart drugs.

    the hard thing is initially learning the logic because program flow, data storage and basic stuff like that doesn't really make sense in terms of regular logic and differs a little between different types of languages (in OO languages you need to worry about classes and inheritance, lower-level you need to think about memory management, instruction sets and optimising etc.).

    once you understand the different parts and how to put a program together it's pretty straightforward to just look up the individual commands and functions you want to use
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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    No, I'm a survivor. I get 35 eggs a day, I can hatch 350 quail out in 17 days using a 12v incubator and I can start 350 every 10 days so in 3 weeks from hatching you can start eating the birds and they may be small but meat is meat when you are starving. I could feed my neighbors if the shit gets real. I just have between 45 and 50 quail and 4 cantaloupe and 2 pot plants
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/c++/I_did_it_for_you_all

    this is fun, the guy behind C++ admitting in an interview how he intentionally made the language as complicated and retarded as possible in order to prevent low-skill coders from flooding the market

    I guess it worked for a few years until people started taking OO seriously and coming out with other languages
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    most IT stuff gets outdated in 2-3 years unless you're talking about theoretical paradigms and the like, aside from the shekels it's why they keep releasing new editions

    if you're actually interested in programming in general I hear Knuth's books are a good place to start
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka It was recommended after reading this book on UNIX. It was about 25 years old so I don’t know if this is the right one.

    it's going to be boring as shit; 90% of it isn't useful unless you use lunix a lot and need it for automation
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    We were too over staffed for the census so they let one of us go home and sense I never got to go .. They picked me today



    Now I’m just out living my best life !


    Bumped into my old coworker Davin and his girlfriend with their cat !

    ❤️
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For dinner tonight…someone put me onto Mushrooms in the pepper thread so I picked some up at Aldi yesterday, I noticed the price of mushrooms has not so far been affected by the inflation…still $1.49 for sliced mushies…same as it's always been.

    Anyway I'll fry some up and put them in a 4 egg omelet WHICH HAS BEEN FUCKING AFFECTED BY INFLATION…$3.68 FOR A DOZEN FUCKING EGGS…a couple of months ago it was like $1.19 a dozen.

    The sooner I get moved to my land and build a chicken coop the better.

    I might post a photo of said omelet…we'll see how the evening goes.

    today I ate 13, 8 at break and the other5 later for lunch

    up here the farmers get 5 bucks a dozen for chicken eggs, I was paying 8 bucks for 18 at the store,, now eggs pay me, we get 35 to 40 quail eggs a day and I sell em for 2.50 a dozen plus now I eat em for lunch at work hard boiled so they save me 7 to 15 bucks a day by not having to buy a samich at lunch
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  15. Originally posted by Kafka There’s a review appointment in two weeks to make sure everything’s right. After that I’m done with dermal fillers, they’re not giving me the volume I wanted just cheekbones. In a few months I’ll try mesotherapy.

    Have you tried cheeseburgers as a natural filler?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A nightmare for a turtle would be it could be able to fly and it's super duper happy yayyy I can fly now

    And it swims to the surface of the water and propels into the air yayyy I'm a turtle yayyy I'm flying

    but then it loses its ability to fly and it drops down and falls to it's shell-side landing extremely painfully upside down cracking its shell and breaking it's neck

    So it's just there sitting there paralyzed staring up at the sky and the only thing nearby are insects many many insects who catch wind of the broken turtle and all start surrounding it preparing for a lavish feast with all of their friends and family and the turtle is sad knows it's gonna die a slow painful death

    But then oh woah miraculously it can seddenly fly again and it gets a huge surge of adrenaline and relief overwhelmed with the joy of knowing he's gonna narrowly escape a horrifying death and right as the first line of bugs are starting to crawl into it it summons it's flying power but then it remembers it's paralyzed and the only reason it thought it could fly was because of the traumatic brain injury it suffered when it fell from the sky the first time, also causing it to think it had been flying by itself, it's memory having been erased of the fact that it had just been picked up by an eagle who lost it's grip mid-flight which sent the little turtle plummeting to it's painful motionless state

    And then all the bugs eat him over the course of the next few days maybe even weeks and they savor every bite and really take their time
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  17. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    💜 Saturday night silliness with the roommates 💜

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  18. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    I like Clinique



    I love the little bag they included ❤️‍🔥
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  19. dont ask, dont tell.

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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    guys if anything suspicious ever happens to me i suggest you contact sudo because hes the one who i have entrusted my P-I with, incase of emergency.

    ps i encourage the rest of you to put measures in place too, it only makes good sense in this modern post-pandemic era
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