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Posts by Kafka

  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Is he the father of your sisters kid or just a father figure? Why would he record waving a knife at a shopkeeper? He sounds retarded. He doesn't really sound so bad as long as he keeps that shit away from your neice, if he doesn't then he's likely to get her kid taken from her by a government agency (not sure how they work for you potato folk) so that should be the priority. Speeding and scaring young kids is bad behavior, perhaps getting your sister to talk to him about the importance of being a good role model to the child and if he doesn't get it then let her know she could easily find a better one

    It was security cam footage, ended up on YouTube. The police know about him but can’t do anything. All I can do is be there for my niece and nephew so they don’t end up fucked up. I can’t do anything for my sister because she’s in love.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie If you could get rid of him would you? I don't mean like bloop and he is disappeared out of existence i mean if you had to do it yourself. Would you?

    Well he said the criminal stuff was in the past, that my sister is helping him. My nephew is five and I can’t just take his dad away from him, or the financial support away from my sister. If things were different then yes.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra why would you accept it; the last thing you want is to owe someone like that

    I give him money for it.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    He has a scar on his face like someone carved a smile line. Speeds, driving on the wrong side of the road while my niece is shouting at him to stop. I tried keeping my distance but I have to look after my niece and nephew. Wouldn’t turn the explicit music down when my nephew said his ears hurt.

    In December at a wedding, he’d had five shots and opened up to me about his criminal past, showed me a vid of waving a knife at a shopkeeper, the scar on the back of his neck where someone tried to behead him, said he’d seen someone’s hand get cut off, about being a dealer, breaking into homes where he’d just zap everyone with a taser. I was scared he’d regret telling me the next day so I opened up about stuff too.

    Anyway, I think he’s trying to win me over by giving me coke, and I don’t want to be on the wrong side of a sociopath, but I can’t be friendly either because I have to stand up for my niece and nephew. Can’t get rid of him because they need a dad and my sister loves him.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Tyrant Laoa, now maybe she will do a real suicide

    Go fuck yourself
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Thanks for asking anyway
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Nile wtf i want a monster, i may engage in petty theft due to you flaunting your privilege in my face. who knows what might happen after, the various ripples that will permeate this reality due to that one stimulus.


    Idk what to say
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I got the vax today and am waiting for a heart attack while I sip monster. I still miss the person but there was nothing there and I don’t even remember anything from the three years. I’m just trying to get some studying done now.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngH0fkiNo-g
  10. Kafka sweaty
    There’s hyperbeam, depends what movie and time tho
  11. Kafka sweaty
    You should go to be on the safe side
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra did you read enid blyton growing up?

    No though I remember my sister did.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by STER0S have you ever seen your great uncle's penis in erect-formation

    Don’t think it would work when they’re that old.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    It was a dark and stormy night, Fluffybun was drinking her hot chocolate in bed when there was a knock at the door. Who could that be? It was Mr. Bun standing in the rain, her great uncle. She told him to come in and sit down. She wasn’t sure what he wanted, they just sat by the fire. Then she remembered, her great uncle had died years ago! Mr. Bun was a ghost! Fluffybun was too scared to say anything, so was slipping quietly out of the room when came another knock at the door. Mr. Bun then put his hand on her shoulder. Don’t answer it dear, stay with me awhile.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Or youre like me and have your own personal library. A fancy one. Extremely fancy.


    Really?
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember as a young-fella-me-lad being on holiday on the Isle of Mann. We were on a tram going up Snaefell (the tallest mountain for the dumb yanks). I was sat up front near the driver guy and we crossed a bridge and he said to me "Faries live under that bridge"…I was craning my neck to look and he said "You wont see them they hide very well, you've got to be very special to catch a glimpse of them"

    Imagine, a tram driver telling a little kid he wasn't special, what an asshole.

    I wonder what he meant
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Trying to find an Alex Lawther phone case
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie What would be even better if the baby came out ass first and it was a girl and you'd penetrate the baby while it was still in it's mother.

    That happened in A Serbian Film
  19. Kafka sweaty
    The funniest one I’ve heard is about a murderous fairy violinist whom would put everyone to sleep with its music then set fire to the place.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a wishing tree?

    Do you mean a lone tree in a field which is bad luck to cut down or something people hang wish ribbons on with runic scribbles? I’ve seen both.
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