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Posts by Kafka

  1. Kafka sweaty
    Things change so fast tbh I remember in hs, during lunchtime I’d chainsmoke and play doodle jump in a toilet cubicle because they made a big mistake closing the library, and these girls would kick the door calling me a lesbian, but now I can kiss girls in pubs here and it’s fine. I got my first girlfriend at 21 and kept it secret, it’s still hard for me to tell people, on surveys I say “prefer not to say”. Last year in a pub, this girl was sitting on my lap and we showed each other our bras and starting kissing in front of these gawking men, I wouldn’t have been able to do that as a teen.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo It's insane how fundamentalist Christians are against abortion and assisted suicide. They really like people to suffer personal, private hells on earth.

    A few years ago before all the local papers were Bought by an oil company, there was a 4 page article after a friend of the editors died by assisted suicide. Iirc a few weeks later there was another 1 or 2 pages about some other rich person who offed themselves. I remember reading the articles and thinking that seemed like such a nice send off, on your own terms and everything. I think Hunter S Thompson is a faggot for doing it tho, nigga wasn't even depressed

    It was illegal in (NI) until recently even in cases of incest or rape, and pepper spray and stun guns are illegal here. I think people are still against it which scares me, the law only changed because we had no government for two years and Westminster stepped in. I could get abortion pills online when it was illegal. It doesn’t make sense because the people who are anti-abortion are also happy to kill people when they join the army.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Solstice Trying to figure out how people hang themselves from doorknobs

    You can survive and end up paralysed.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I’m in the middle of a few books but need to pick a fiction one to read next, either Tales of Times Now Past, But Death Runs Faster, Primeval and Other Times or The Miner.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I want a Swatch now but there’s so many nice ones
  6. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/715956016/funny-math-watch-gift-for-math-lovers
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God forbid they follow liquor laws or something….

    First time I bought alcohol in a shop I was 12, had a school bag on and they didn’t say anything.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    During the first lockdown they were having raves on the beach and camping up the mountain, it was like lord of the flies.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I know getting the second dose of the vaccine will be a big mistake since I’ve been crippled for a month, but I can’t live without travelling. My GP will phone tomorrow so I can tell her about the fatigue and hopefully she can do something.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat I usually jerk off in the morning after dirnking a hot cup of joe and going to the bathroom and when I do (by the way I like to have the nuderwear still on when i start and later get full nude but have them hanging like by me ankles or upper legs as I think of some naked sltty bitch in front of it sucking the dick. But when I say is this normal do most of you guys also think of or actually do this during actual fck sessions or the sex: talk to her like "come on you can keep going you can take it bitch. show me just how slutty you are prove your slut worthyness to me." or " come on cock sucking bitch get down to business and work that cock in front of you right now." and shit like that like super demeaning shit you wish you were telling some bitch or having a conversation with right there and then but everything is demeaning for her and hope she enjoys it or is sick in the head to want to be fully dominated like that? or pretend to just straight as hard as i fac standing face fuck their mouths and talk shit to them to stop them from trying to stop it and shit.

    That’s not demeaning it’s just cringe.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if he was serious but I wanna say I don’t get my period.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Killing myself

    Don’t
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Solstice Did the turtle smoke crack too?

    think it wanted me to save it
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Wait, Kaifa might be right afterall. Is this a Cult?

    LOL is this the Trianglism. the Triple-Hook Can

    this is interesting. Is this AA or what the fuck is going on here, Fuys? Did Fargo boy just join Trip-Can he gonna get 120k a year?

    Congrats Wren. now you can save up and buy a 1 bedroom condo in California and wait for the big Earthquake to wipe out that investment

    Every relationship is a mini cult.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I hung out with crackheads in Belfast one time...



  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're a young woman, most people who say they are there for you just want in your pants and say it to appear caring thinking that will increase their chances.

    I'm sure you know that though already.

    It’s refreshing that someone admits it tbh, sick of being gaslighted.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Like there’s no one I can talk with even though people say they’re there, and that there’s nothing I want to talk about.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    It freaks me out that there could be some simple common knowledge I don’t know that would make my life easier. I don’t have common knowledge.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I should probably book tickets for some things, haven’t even looked at what’s on.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive What is the event for? Charity? For people afflicted with Multiple Penoses?

    It’s a science festival
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