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    Originally posted by smokemon A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.

    Keep posting them here then. I'd probably think myself a mundane person if I didn't remember them.
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    Originally posted by smokemon Weird dream last night. I was down in a ravine near a little trickling creek and I found lots of cool dream mushrooms. They were huge, between knee to waist height and very much unlike any real life mushrooms. I picked a couple big ones and was pleased with myself, but then I couldn't get back up the side of the ravine. The sides were too steep and whenever managed to get close to the top gravity would kind of wig out and start changing directions like a salvia trip.

    Eventually after calling out a few times some random bystanders reached down from the top and sort of pulled me up and out. I needed both hands and had to leave the strange mushrooms behind. I went back to my "home," which was this sort of prefabricated shed thing with a ladder that went up to a small loft. I went inside the shed and went up to the loft where a bed was. On the bed was one of my elementary school friend's mom. I approached the bed and she stirred and instantly started talking dirty to me. As she talked dirty, I felt pleasure coming from my crotch region. A boner rapidly grew and erupted from my pants. She kept speaking to me in a dumpster-slut pornstar manner and magically, telekinetically enchanting my woody with her words. After a minute or so I pulled up the covers to reveal the lower half of her lingerie-clad body and leaned over, deposited some spooge on her leg. Then I woke up.

    Luckily I did not jizz the bed, close call.

    That's dope you remember so much, reminds me of attack of the mushroom people, soudns nice
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    idgaf if ppl are fake bcus they always have been
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    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I'm not making anything up, it's true that you think you are a "social engineer", you sent me a cringey PM offering to "take me under your wing" bro. Come now.

    Stfu
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    There are some people I like at first sight but it's so rare
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    Okay some are, but not me, not off the bat
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    You'd think girls would get other girls enough to know they ain't interested in bra pics
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    Idk what girls see in me except my clothes nd being mysterious maybe. Like why can't you see I'm a robot inside and not interested? Okay I am interested now but only a little bit
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    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you could get away with murdering her if say, you set up a security camera in your place, and then invited her over under the premise you felt bad about things and wanted to just give her a whole bunch of money to make things right and apologize, and then when she came over you could have a patch of oil on the floor in front of your oven which is set to broil. And then just kind of act like youre in a rush and ask her if she could just check real quick on the fancy chicken dinner you made for her in the oven, and be sort of panicky like "lol fuck I gotta go to the bathroom real bad please just check on the chicken I think it might be burning LOL! HURRY UP" as you go to the bathroom, so she sort of panics too and runs to the oven to check it and then she slips on the oil and falls into the oven, which you'll also have set up to have the door spring loaded close behind her and automatically lock. And then you just take a long hearty shit, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she's roasting to death, and then come out after she's for sure dead and act all surprised (because the camera is still running).

    Food for thought.

    Your thoughts scare me
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    Originally posted by mmQ I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting

    It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief

    What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool
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    this thread's never gonna die
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    It was that my skin wasn't white and I was in court, they told me to tell the truth so I did. It was that I was hiding from monsters in the woods and fell out of a tree, then they decapitated me. Someone came along and stitched me back together. Then I was back in court and everyone was smiling at me. At a pond, murky water, someone dared me to go in so I took off my Converse and did.
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    im gonna hang out on da astral plane now
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    https://prnt.sc/lEhOvy4HNgFi
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    honestly feel like i just had a therapy session, someone helped me w my writer's block
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    Originally posted by Sophie I have fashioned for myself, a little gadget. It holds a coke spoon, a razorblade and one surface has plexiglass for when you wanna make a proper line. It also has two smol bottles that can hold a G each. It even has a zipper. Looks like a thing you'd keep your earbuds in. It's pretty dope. I also machined a little tube that comes apart in the middle so it can fit also, you just lock it in place when you wanna do a line by pushing the ends together.

    I have a tendency to over engineer things and generally following the KISS principle.

    I’m having trouble imagining it can I see a pic? I just use a tampon tin
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