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Posts by Kafka

  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra why would you accept it; the last thing you want is to owe someone like that

    I give him money for it.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    He has a scar on his face like someone carved a smile line. Speeds, driving on the wrong side of the road while my niece is shouting at him to stop. I tried keeping my distance but I have to look after my niece and nephew. Wouldn’t turn the explicit music down when my nephew said his ears hurt.

    In December at a wedding, he’d had five shots and opened up to me about his criminal past, showed me a vid of waving a knife at a shopkeeper, the scar on the back of his neck where someone tried to behead him, said he’d seen someone’s hand get cut off, about being a dealer, breaking into homes where he’d just zap everyone with a taser. I was scared he’d regret telling me the next day so I opened up about stuff too.

    Anyway, I think he’s trying to win me over by giving me coke, and I don’t want to be on the wrong side of a sociopath, but I can’t be friendly either because I have to stand up for my niece and nephew. Can’t get rid of him because they need a dad and my sister loves him.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Tyrant Laoa, now maybe she will do a real suicide

    Go fuck yourself
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Thanks for asking anyway
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Nile wtf i want a monster, i may engage in petty theft due to you flaunting your privilege in my face. who knows what might happen after, the various ripples that will permeate this reality due to that one stimulus.


    Idk what to say
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I got the vax today and am waiting for a heart attack while I sip monster. I still miss the person but there was nothing there and I don’t even remember anything from the three years. I’m just trying to get some studying done now.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngH0fkiNo-g
  8. Kafka sweaty
    There’s hyperbeam, depends what movie and time tho
  9. Kafka sweaty
    You should go to be on the safe side
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra did you read enid blyton growing up?

    No though I remember my sister did.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by STER0S have you ever seen your great uncle's penis in erect-formation

    Don’t think it would work when they’re that old.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    It was a dark and stormy night, Fluffybun was drinking her hot chocolate in bed when there was a knock at the door. Who could that be? It was Mr. Bun standing in the rain, her great uncle. She told him to come in and sit down. She wasn’t sure what he wanted, they just sat by the fire. Then she remembered, her great uncle had died years ago! Mr. Bun was a ghost! Fluffybun was too scared to say anything, so was slipping quietly out of the room when came another knock at the door. Mr. Bun then put his hand on her shoulder. Don’t answer it dear, stay with me awhile.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Or youre like me and have your own personal library. A fancy one. Extremely fancy.


    Really?
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember as a young-fella-me-lad being on holiday on the Isle of Mann. We were on a tram going up Snaefell (the tallest mountain for the dumb yanks). I was sat up front near the driver guy and we crossed a bridge and he said to me "Faries live under that bridge"…I was craning my neck to look and he said "You wont see them they hide very well, you've got to be very special to catch a glimpse of them"

    Imagine, a tram driver telling a little kid he wasn't special, what an asshole.

    I wonder what he meant
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Trying to find an Alex Lawther phone case
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie What would be even better if the baby came out ass first and it was a girl and you'd penetrate the baby while it was still in it's mother.

    That happened in A Serbian Film
  17. Kafka sweaty
    The funniest one I’ve heard is about a murderous fairy violinist whom would put everyone to sleep with its music then set fire to the place.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a wishing tree?

    Do you mean a lone tree in a field which is bad luck to cut down or something people hang wish ribbons on with runic scribbles? I’ve seen both.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How much do you know about Fairies?

    I’m a bit obsessed with them but wouldn’t know about fairies from other cultures. It’s childish but a nice escape. Apparently, they were the original settlers in Ireland, from the river Danube, they had supernatural powers and when they came to Ireland they had to fight the fomorians, a mutated people from the sea. Structures like Stonehenge were already there when they arrived and they thought these were portals to the otherworld, where they ended up having to go after losing the battle with the fomorians.
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    Originally posted by Sophie Dutch, German, English, pretty good at Latin and from Latin the romance languages open up so i can read Italian, French is a little funky, but i'm alright at Spanish. I'm also learning Old Norse, which is hard af, because the original Old Norse alphabet is Elder Futhark, but you write it when you want to communicate in Icelandic characters. Speaking of which Icelandic is very similar to Old Norse so it makes sense. But meh…

    I got too many hobbies.

    That’s a lot. Why did you choose Latin? I’m trying to learn German because I’d like to move there. It’s nice starting to think differently and putting on accents.
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