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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Nile wtf i want a monster, i may engage in petty theft due to you flaunting your privilege in my face. who knows what might happen after, the various ripples that will permeate this reality due to that one stimulus.


    Idk what to say
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I got the vax today and am waiting for a heart attack while I sip monster. I still miss the person but there was nothing there and I don’t even remember anything from the three years. I’m just trying to get some studying done now.
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngH0fkiNo-g
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    There’s hyperbeam, depends what movie and time tho
  5. Kafka sweaty
    You should go to be on the safe side
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra did you read enid blyton growing up?

    No though I remember my sister did.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by STER0S have you ever seen your great uncle's penis in erect-formation

    Don’t think it would work when they’re that old.
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    It was a dark and stormy night, Fluffybun was drinking her hot chocolate in bed when there was a knock at the door. Who could that be? It was Mr. Bun standing in the rain, her great uncle. She told him to come in and sit down. She wasn’t sure what he wanted, they just sat by the fire. Then she remembered, her great uncle had died years ago! Mr. Bun was a ghost! Fluffybun was too scared to say anything, so was slipping quietly out of the room when came another knock at the door. Mr. Bun then put his hand on her shoulder. Don’t answer it dear, stay with me awhile.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Or youre like me and have your own personal library. A fancy one. Extremely fancy.


    Really?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember as a young-fella-me-lad being on holiday on the Isle of Mann. We were on a tram going up Snaefell (the tallest mountain for the dumb yanks). I was sat up front near the driver guy and we crossed a bridge and he said to me "Faries live under that bridge"…I was craning my neck to look and he said "You wont see them they hide very well, you've got to be very special to catch a glimpse of them"

    Imagine, a tram driver telling a little kid he wasn't special, what an asshole.

    I wonder what he meant
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    Trying to find an Alex Lawther phone case
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie What would be even better if the baby came out ass first and it was a girl and you'd penetrate the baby while it was still in it's mother.

    That happened in A Serbian Film
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    The funniest one I’ve heard is about a murderous fairy violinist whom would put everyone to sleep with its music then set fire to the place.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a wishing tree?

    Do you mean a lone tree in a field which is bad luck to cut down or something people hang wish ribbons on with runic scribbles? I’ve seen both.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How much do you know about Fairies?

    I’m a bit obsessed with them but wouldn’t know about fairies from other cultures. It’s childish but a nice escape. Apparently, they were the original settlers in Ireland, from the river Danube, they had supernatural powers and when they came to Ireland they had to fight the fomorians, a mutated people from the sea. Structures like Stonehenge were already there when they arrived and they thought these were portals to the otherworld, where they ended up having to go after losing the battle with the fomorians.
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    Originally posted by Sophie Dutch, German, English, pretty good at Latin and from Latin the romance languages open up so i can read Italian, French is a little funky, but i'm alright at Spanish. I'm also learning Old Norse, which is hard af, because the original Old Norse alphabet is Elder Futhark, but you write it when you want to communicate in Icelandic characters. Speaking of which Icelandic is very similar to Old Norse so it makes sense. But meh…

    I got too many hobbies.

    That’s a lot. Why did you choose Latin? I’m trying to learn German because I’d like to move there. It’s nice starting to think differently and putting on accents.
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    Originally posted by Sophie My native language is Dutch, so Gaelic is very foreign to me. Even though i am naturally talented when it comes to language. I speak a couple of them, although when it comes to Gaelic that might be an impediment. Or it would just seem that way because i have never made a serious effort to learn it. It'd be cool to know though.

    Which languages do you speak?
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    Rn the second language in Ireland is Polish.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie I've heard it before by another Irish band of which i have forgotten the name unfortunately.

    Anyway, i think it's pretty cool The Irish kept their own language.

    It’s dying tbh, even in Gaeltacht areas they speak English and there’s different types of it being taught in schools so parents can’t understand their children. I used to be near fluent but have forgotten most of it since I’ve had no one to talk with in it.
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    Conversion = brainwashing
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