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  1. Kafka sweaty
    If virgins feel tighter it's because they ain't wet.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator We all know her innards probably resembled a chicken after it'd jumped of a high rise.

    So she opted out.

    Rip.

    Actually, lots of sex doesn't make a vagina loose, it goes back to its orginal shape after sex. The only thing that does that is old age and childbirth.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I'm jus glad we're not all making assumptions about why she did it.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    this reminds me, some couple were doing gun foreplay, he put a gun in her vag, it went off and he ran. i think she survived.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Now it puzzles me how he was so sane and insane at the same time.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    This gave me a flashback of the time the emo girl in my class gave me a voodoo doll keyring for some reason and my dad was drunk and made me drown it. He said it was a witch.
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    I feel heart attack ready tbh felt it walking back from the shop nd it still there
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    I'm surprised I don't feel pissed at being denied dermal fillers. I think she put a dent in my body dysmorphia when she said it was just pigmentation and not a line and how I was imagining it. Then I got asked for I.D when I was buying cigs so that helped.
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    This reminded me that my sister does pole-dancing for fun, not work. Okay bury the memory again Kafka...
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if these groups are common or if there's a good reason I'm not attracted to people here.

  12. Kafka sweaty
    Welp.

  13. Kafka sweaty
    https://112-rijnmond.nl/team-parate-eenheid-doet-instap-na-bedreigingen-hoogvliet/
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    Today's horoscope:

    "Someone could start out as a friend today and turn into a bona fide collaborator. If you express your enthusiasm for an interesting idea, people will be inspired to hop onboard. You might even feel romantic chemistry with a platonic pal now and shouldn’t rule out the possibility of long-term love. This afternoon, your powers of persuasion are so formidable that you can easily seal the deal if you’re giving a presentation or delivering a pitch. Tap into your magnetism as well as your on-point intuition for the win. A word of warning: With murky Neptune in the mix, be sure you’re viewing people through a crystal-clear lens."
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood a sheep

    The sheep glows in the dark but couldn't get it on camera.

  16. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like I'm in safe hands at this new clinic tbh just that she denied me dermal fillers and explained what effect it would have. The other clinic would have just done it.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    So I just got rejected for dermal fillers. I think she was more obsessed with skincare than I am she rambled like she was on coke. I was disappointed but she recommended three different therapies that I've never heard of that she can do and said I don't have smile lines that it's just pigmentation making me think I do.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    In the ocean with people, they were going the wrong way and would drown but I made one guy turn around and go the other way with me. Remembered that people don't walk in straight lines when there's no external stimuli and wondered if it was the same for swimming in the ocean at night. We found land, a small island with a large abandoned grey house. It looked Georigian. We flipped a coin to decide things fairly.

    I can't really describe it, before that there was a city and I remember a beige room built over an arch. Maybe the arch was and entrance to a park but you could enter the arch, there was rain, it was a bit cyberpunk.
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    Dermatologists are stingy, they use the minimum amount of product for a profit and want you to come back for more sooner. I can't buy the stuff they use without a license so I want to make my own chemical skin peel. Does anyone have ideas?
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Hungry and sleepy but can't go back to sleep because I'm motivated by revenge.
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