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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its true.

    some people experience baldness due to the build up of a thick layer of dead scalp that prevented hairs from growing.

    shaving exfoliates this dead skin layer and allow the hairs to grow again.

    lol stop giving baldies false hope

    anyway baldness is a sign of manliness because it's excess testosterone that makes DHT or somehting that kills off hair follicles.

    there's such a thing as being too manly, whcih is why i got a fucking luscious mane
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Musk reads this site.

    oi musk, was it really worth 44 billion to pwn a pajeet?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 I know some of you don't have the ability to grow a beard because of low testosterone issues. I might have med dick but they test my testosterone and it's in a good normal. just med-vacation and my dick gets big and hard again.

    i don't grow a proper beard, but fucking lol you floppy dick old bastard.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah but at least it got broken up by someone sniffing glue out of an old shoe and having a seizure and getting psych warded or something like hydro losing an arm and becoming a one armed bandit is really the last good memory I have, i used to think people dying was funny and we would all joke and holler about it while iothers got upset and then my friends joined that list and now this place just sucks and is full of the biggest faggots yet and there is nobody left to fuck with them

    nobody's willing to hack off a limb for your entertainment

    people dying got old

    you will never be young again
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Claims Liz Truss's phone was hacked with Israeli Pegasus software

    lol
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Currently the blue check-mark is a sign of 'prestige'; you have to prove you're important enough to get one and their process is completely arbitrary. Twitter is essentially able to appoint teacher's pets and give their compact shitposts more weight than anyone else's - now I suspect they'll just charge $20 and ask people to provide ID for verification; because it's now open to anyone the checkmarks won't make Twitter's Chosen People feel special anymore so I can see a shitload of kvetching if/when it happens.

    it's like letting people buy their achievements in a game, where previously only good players could win. i guess you're right, it does devalue the check mark, but i'd bet not so much that existing check mark holders care to the tune of $240/year.

    i'll look at it as a proxy for how egotistically retarded people are. i mean, it's not a huge sum of money, but it's also a pointless gain for most people.
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but people are offended if i make their children feel good the kind of good theyve never felt before.

    lol right. never fucking happy.

    otoh, you satisfy a need that you probably created in the first place, so it's really more about you.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra LOL he's going to start charging $20 a month for the blue checkmark


    that's like going into the synagogue to panhandle

    needy attention-seekers will pay to get the audience they crave. followers to these people are like crack to skanky whores
  9. troon African Astronaut
    roald dahl characters are fully represented here on NIS
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and they imagine they can compete with china.

    they just don't have the discipline or a willingness for self-sacrifice. they're begrudgingly respectful of authority, but protest and riot when their local mafia tell them to.

    you can buy a cop for the price of a burger king regular meal. no discipline at any level.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    watch it all, you'll be left hungry and horny
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Imagine saying that at someone’s funeral

    i imagined it, and it'd be highly inappropriate in all but a very narrow set of circumstances.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can’t tell if that’s satire or you’re serious

    what satirical elements do you see?
  14. troon African Astronaut
    kafka's okay. she reminds me of my degenerate teens, before i became a degenerate adult. not degenerate like the rest of you fuckers, but still.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Huh?

    it was just some misogynistic crap thing i was doing before. honestly can't remember the details.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I could kiss you for this keen observation that makes her look like an idiot liar

    i forget if you're "what are you wearing", or "show ass".

    what are you wearing?
  17. troon African Astronaut
    they're such a retarded people.

    why do they cram themselves literally every fucking place they can?

    like bradford? did i get that right?
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka They were trying to get in touch and said they tried to kill themselves three times and that if they went quiet I'd know what happened. They've gone quiet. I'm creeped out because it's Halloween tomorrow so what if their spirit visits me?

    go round and if they're dead then use the corpse for a fucking wicked halloween
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka

    why is there so much scroll space showing in the scroll-bar?

    your conversation goes on after that. you are not being truthful.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Shouldn't be needed, the rag should stay in itself. The big thing is to be careful when throwing it as it's possible to spill petrol on yourself. Also make sure to throw with enough force and consider your target, sometimes if the angle is too shallow or the target is soft the bottle will bounce or won't break.

    thought you were from ireland. you should know these things. rag is out front.

    you hold the body of the bottle like you'd hold a dumbbell at head level and throw it like you'd throw a spear, bottle neck forward. you run as fast and as far toward your target as possible to maximize the overall bottle speed.
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