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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 but does the carpet match the drapes? lets be honest, he couldn't even match his lipstick with his own mad-scara

    look, he didn't even do his own make-up. i'm not saying he was a great guy or that everything he did was great, but he was nothing if not photogenic.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd love you for you.

    KAFKA!!! don't waste your chance. bradley's a total catch and you get to winter in florida.

    plus, he believes he's 100% sincere but he's really 100% insincere so you get the best of all worlds - someone who will want you for you AND someone who will disregard you and drop you like an urgent shit at a moments notice. and just think how miserable you'll get to be when it's all over
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The actress who plays Philomena does pretty good standup.

    one of the recommendations after that was this



    the blonde woman on the other panel is from a weird british sitcom, i swear i saw her on it, it was set in an english village with her and her brother, but i can't remember its name. it was funny as fuck, though not in a haha sort of way
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk cuddle it at night?

    there's his christmas sorted

  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I just friendzoned Mik because he doesn't buy me things and I know he isn't poor

    the list of suitable engagement rings was not well received?
  6. troon African Astronaut
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thinking about dropping a log

    the novelty of an inside toilet just never wears out
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Children should be forced to be gay.

    Oh, wait…

    if they keep "getting caught" masturbating by male house guests, maybe they already are. you've shed a whole new light on that situation
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not to mention the fucking spiders in that outhouse.

    ETA: We kept a bucket inside during the winter for pissing in at night rather than going to the outhouse, my dad would just piss out of the top bedroom window though so there was a permanent piss stain down the front wall of the house.

    your dad sounds like an assertive self-assured man. a man's house is his castle, and a castle should have a moat.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the victory wasn't over the Indians…it was over the Germans.

    you'd expect at least some spoils of war, not loss of territories.

    and the germans seem better off overall, comparing side by side over the years. Siemens, VAG, SAP, Bosch vs a bunch of mostly US companies and some dollar pound stores.

    still doesn't sound so victorious
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, born with a spoon, in a house with no hot water or inside toilet for the first 7yrs of my life and a father who was constantly on strike because..stupid unions

    i recant all accusations of you being middle class. i mean, that's fucking hardship for someone your age

    imagine taking a shit on a cold winter's night, or getting the runs and having to hunt for the back door key.

    unimaginable horrors
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson their lands are trashed though and of no use anymore.

    they export agricultural produce and also iron ore, and your people only benefit from it because you buy it or because you buy stuff produced in your factories now owned by pajeets.

    this still does not seem victorious.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Most dumb folk often say "errr America bailed UK out"…no, America bailed France out…UK was fine and Hitler had abandoned his plans to invade again, after losing the Battle of Britain…canceling his operation Sealion.

    why did the UK give up her territories and trade routes after ww2? doesn't seem so victorious to me.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb He's really into his ancestors and Scottish history, probably why we got along. We're basically in the same part of the country and both have mainly Ulster-Scot ancestors.

    He does have a book about Irish legends and people claim he tried to have a fake gravestone put in Scotland to prove his right to lead his clan. lol

    the power and the glory's just another bloody lie
  15. troon African Astronaut
    baldness is a sign of excess testosterone. bald men are basically more manly, woman and faggots seem to love manliness for some reason.

    still, i'd take my luscious mane over a few extra fucks.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 and the thick neck Not from eating too much but again, Hypothyroidism

    you should invest in hypothyroidism research and bring to the world the first perpetual motion machine.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    it's impossible for hitler to not look great. nazis got aesthetics down to a tee, right down to their führer
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Whenever you have FacistBook bugging you about your username, it means some stinking ratfink reported you. FascistBook doesn't really give a shit what username you use. They already know exactly who you are, no matter what username you use.

    they don't always. if they have ambiguous data, then they want to pin it down, one way or another. they also gain a clear "fucking retarded" data point when someone scans their passport and sends it to them.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And CrackerJack boxes.

    they're moreish as fuck. i want to fill my mouth with them.

    also, i should have said Coco Pops, shouldn't i?
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 Do you know how common it was for German Soldiers to secretly marry German or Polish jedi women because they fell in love and had them convert openly (not secretly) to Catholicism?

    shit, i got dna from western europe, iberian peninsula, and the rest the blood of christ. i might be jedi.
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