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2017-01-05 at 6:27 PM UTC in I'm back! Outta jail!!!!basically he was trying to kill demonic fire ants after smoking a bunch of meth, and decided to start a fire to kill them... derpadew!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-05 at 8:21 PM UTC in Zoklet archive
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Nobody cares but you.
lol nobody cares about you. Spectral is a chill dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-02 at 8:57 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's guide to online dating / getting pusssaaaaaayokay well theres two different games, your online game and your in person game. they are two different things with as much as you fags like to pretend its not.
Luckily I live in texas in the capital city so i start off the opening line on a chicken "just a small town girl..."
and she will be like "lol well how do you know that about me??!" and respond with I can just tell...
(then you go from there...)
or she will respond with "living in a lonely worrrrllld!!!" (all girls love journey) and you say "lol haha you're so smart, you know the song, thats rad" (or something like that and go from there.. )
or she will respond with "ha... so you're telling me you're a girl??" and you say "yeah, its joke dumbass" (then she won't talk to you maybe)
so what you do next with number 1 and 2 is just what id like to call *choding it up* you just be like "lol I'm kinDA Of a nerd and a fag and I've never done this before in my life lolz" (leave the fag part out)
and she will be like lol i love nerdz ! You can call me sakura chan!
and you say I'll call you whatever I want to call you chicken.
(remember to keep choding it up, like you're a big chode)
and when you set up a date just be normal (don't wear a sweat stained shirt, shower, and only be kinda krunk, and ask her if she wants to see your cat)
any questions?
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2017-01-04 at 4:30 AM UTC in i am running for a seat on my local city council
Originally posted by mmQ What's the best thing to do with a bloody diaper?
HUFF THE FUMES FAM AND THEN EAT IT OUT LIKE YOU DO TO UR MUM ERRRR NIGHT GAY BOI!!!! YAAAASSS!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-04 at 2:02 AM UTC in Trying to get back into the medical field
Originally posted by mmQ You'd make a good fit working in a morgue.
you'd make a good fit as an executive dishwasher.. oh wait you already are that.. hows that goin for you buddy dude?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-03 at 11:34 PM UTC in Trying to get back into the medical fieldWell, I went and spoke to a college today, and I put in an application to start taking classes, towards being a medical assistant/ lvn / physical therapist. I've been a nursing assistant before about 10 years ago and I liked it a lot. When I singned up for the amry I was placed into the meidical field so I know I'm not that much of an artard to get into something like that and it would be a lot more money than working jobs like I am now.
I'm hoping that I can still get job placement despite my felonies and If not I'm going to have to go back and talk to my attorney and see what we can do, and hopefully I can get some gubberment grants while I'm at it.
All that stuff isn't even hard to do, its just you need to put in the time. I was never much of a dude into school but I have to do something different now.
Anyone else here ever done something like this? I'm trying to stay positive despite many odds being against me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-02 at 6:28 PM UTC in I have a problem with a boyYYYAAASSSS FAM!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-02 at 3:22 AM UTC in When you talk online to people...ITT: tears and fagsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-02 at 12:56 AM UTC in Well fam, I've decided to double down and have a fam
Originally posted by Merlin You're making a big mistake man, major in "Hot Dog Slingin'". People have ACs nobody has Bill Krozby dogs, knaw'm sayin?
You can do both. And regardless, a kid is a kid. I doubt the state of texas is going to let me get rid of another one lol
theres nothing wrong with having a back up skill, especially since most restaurants fail. my uncle and I are still discussing this all.
Cause what would really suck if Bill Krozbydogs never happened/failed and then I still have a kid. Just trying to be responsible and think ahead fam. Look at donald trump he failed in a lot of things a lot bigger than ac man and Bill Krozbydogs, and he's the president elect. But he accomplished it by calculated doubling down. I'm only 29 years old, i know thats old to a lot of you younger guys here, but in reality its still fairly young. My dad had me when he was 28, and he's had several business prosper then fail, and some that he did just for hobbies.
And now he's retired from his job of 27 years and just chills fam
and he also raised my lil bro too and he had his house burnt down and then got a new one.
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2017-01-02 at 4:58 AM UTC in Well fam, I've decided to double down and have a fam
Originally posted by bling bling wen his 1st babby tht he ignored 4 all its life comes upt2 his new babby n babby momma home one chritsmas eve night adn looks in the window ………
another idiot...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-31 at 8:43 PM UTC in My wife is mad at me because I didn't want to chill with her mom
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You should wait until she falls sleep and punch her as hard you can in the eye
lol, or he could just wait tell she goes to sleep and jack off on her face.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-30 at 9:01 PM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.
Originally posted by Phoenix
again assclown you make fun of the dead yet also tell others to have respect for the dead. you're a capricious bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-31 at 8:38 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesThose are all good points, though personally I do shave my gooch, ass crack.
I had a couple run ins with trusting farts last month, I drank some beers and took some gabapentin and went for a walk to the store. Two nights in a row while walking past the same coffee shop I sharted myself and had to go in the coffee shop and throw away my underwear. It was terrible.
I also sit down to pee when I'm at my place or a friends place. But other than that I use the urinal at public places. I never understood the mentality behind guys thinking its not manly to sit down and pee just because girls do it.
Just like how some people say its gay if you like to fuck girls up the ass just because gay guys fuck each other up the ass...
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2016-12-31 at 7:32 PM UTC in Happy new year y'allthanks you too budThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-31 at 1:37 AM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.
Originally posted by Phoenix Whoa, when do I ever say to respect the dead? The dead are dead af, they can't get offended. And if they can, they should try to laugh instead.
you did like 5 days ago on tinychat idiotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-29 at 10:34 PM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 monthsITT: hydro is a piece of shithole
she can't even spend her food stamps proper
she's the quintessential welfare nigger
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2016-12-29 at 6:37 PM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 months
Originally posted by reject Hydro/§m£ÂgØL/baby is a shit show and it should have been aborted. I mean look at Hydro rattling, is that a good mother? Is that how an innocent child should be raised?
No she's not a good mother, what kind of mother goes through heroin withdrawals almost always. §m£ÂgØL can't even get a job much let leave his parents house. (dude doesn't even have the balls to tell his parents he has a child)
His child was conceived, while a fat hairy guy was fucking him up the asshole!
what kind of woman (if you can even call hydro that) points a gun at her faggot husband and her babies father that came multiple times in her heroin fuckholes and then bitches later about how "they got off the hook" she's disgusting, and she looks like a pig.
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2016-12-29 at 5:46 AM UTC in I cleaned up my tabs for the first time in like 6 monthsi dont care what anyone says in this thread...to have 60 tabs open is ridiculous... thats like the next step towards whording new papers and receipts... if the info was so important to you , you just remember it lol
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2016-09-01 at 1:04 AM UTC in thousands of people homelessin the italy earth quake
i had a family member that was there, and I'm glad he's okay. He made it back luckily a couple days ago.
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2016-12-31 at 4:48 AM UTC in girls are great
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Stop getting fat fucker. You are starting to look like Gerard Depardieu. A very bad goyim.
psssshhhh more like Gerard Derpadew...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
