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2016-03-14 at 3:12 PM UTC in You have been visited by the BIG FAT MAM of sleepiness^this, your cat should have a pot leaf gold chain, a backwards hat, and a blunt in its paw
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2018-05-31 at 5:23 PM UTC in Fonaplats' I got a drinking problem again ThursdayNopeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-17 at 5:49 PM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nudeπ²thats a big cod, lil bromo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-06-26 at 8:20 PM UTC in Into Sanctuary 2020 (COMIC!!!!)Theres not Bill Krozby in your comic....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-08-29 at 3:26 AM UTC in sasquatch did 9/11haha just kidding.
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2016-08-01 at 11:40 AM UTC in Anybody else here miss sploo?It's been about 2 weeks since his overdose and I just can't help think of him every single day. He could kind of a be a little snake twat sometimes, but at his core he was a true artist.
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2016-07-02 at 5:25 PM UTC in I have mental health issues / unspoken bondsToday I realized that I'm kind of a huuuuuuuge jerk. And I don't know why, if I was born hardwired like this, have mental problems, or didn't listen to my parents growing up... ect...
But I honestly think that I may have some wrong with my brain, kind of like a weird depression.
I try to do things for people I care about, but every now and then I lose it and act like a total asshole. I always wanted to get married and have kids (with my wife) And I've had a lot of girls who I found attractive that genuinely wanted to be around me and loved me because they thought I charming, sweet, and interesting, but I act like a huge jerk.
I even had a girl I've been seeing recently who makes me gifts and is actually about to buy a house and I also thought she was cool which is rare for me to think girls are cool. I picked her up to come to my place 2 days before my birthday and we hungout all day and she slept over, I woke up early like I always do because I have problems sleeping (i only sleep for 3-4 hours at a time and when I wake up I think about killing myself) but when I woke up and noticed that she was still there... I couldn't stand it so I went to my other room for awhile, then went outside for a morning stroll to the coffee shop and called a bud to say whats up. So I was gone for like thirty minutes or so.
When I got back she was up putting on her makeup and just generally acting like a total cunt. I said "hey.... whats up?" and she said "I didn't say anything..." i was like "haha okay.."
So I just go to my bed and listen to music on my laptop with Archie. And the girl (after taking 30 minutes to do her makeup, because I took thirty minutes getting coffee) comes and sits down with me an we are just chilling, and she says "can I ask you a weird question?" (she always ask weird questions) she said "I wasn't asleep when you left (thats kinda weird cause she seemed like she was asleep) and I was just wanted to know what you do when you go to that other room, I'm not going to be upset with what you tell me)
And when she told me that I snapped on the inside. I politely told her that I couldn't sleep and just wanted to get on my laptop and not wake her up because I thought she was sleeping, which was a lie. I just honestly wanted to be by myself for awhile.
I took her home and she told me she wanted to make me dinner for my birthday and I told her that would be cool. She wanted a kiss from me before she left , but I really didn't want to do it because I was pissed that she asked me what she did. I hesitantly did it.
A few hours later I got really drunk and I told her I don't want her to come over anymore, and she called and left me a very sad voicemail and it made me feel bad to hear it.
It's just I got burnt so bad by my daughters mom that I'm afraid that I'm going to have another child. (this girl and I have hungout a lot recently but I still don't know her that well)
But aside from that I'm trying to work on my alcoholism and have been drinking a lot less, but for a couple hours a day I have the worst nausea and I think I might have an ulcer.
My friend is going to bring me some glutamic acid later, to help me with the stomach issues I've been having.
I guess this probably wasn't even worth posting, its just I probably need to just work out and eat better, but I've always been a wild lil homo and sometimes I feel like life isn't worth living if I can't cant drink my life away..
Yeah but I'm just tripping so hard right now and am bored.
Something weird I've noticed is when I'm tripping light bulbs go out.
The last two times I was tripping and walked into my place and went to the bathroom and turned the light switch on it went out.. is it electrical problems or is god telling me something? I dunno..
I guess I've tasted the isosceles just a few to many times and I have mental problems i didn't before, even when I went to the coffee shop earlier while tripping, a dog looked at me weird. he looked me like "that dog has problemz"
Now that I actually have my own grandmas money now, I could try to do something to make me happier like buy some versace sun glasses, an ouija board, and a synthetic skinned robot girl, but something makes me think that that will only make me happy for so long.
I should probably just buy toys for my cat. I was thinking about getting a cat tower like this. https://www.amazon.com/BestPet-Condo-Furniture-Scratch-80-Inch/dp/B00NGDUZ62/ref=sr_1_7?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1467485366&sr=1-7&keywords=cat+tower
right now just like my old cat , he uses my bass amp as a cat tower, which I would to if I was a cat.
My cat is a complete dick half the time, even more than my last one, but I could try to raise him right and give him something. His parents before me, had him for two weeks then took him back because "he was sick and had an abscess on his leg, he's broken!"
fucking assholes
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2020-10-13 at 5:09 AM UTC in Well Hung should kill himselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-13 at 5:10 AM UTC in Well Hung should kill himselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-17 at 5:06 PM UTC in Why is Wellhung such a fat unemployed, overweight loser?He probably grew up fat and ginger and made fun of a lot by girls and just let himself go. when he came onto tc he was so pathetic he was showing us his work out supplements in his motel... as if we gave a shit, he's afraid of his own shadow, he's very transparent, he's lexapro for a reason.
I had to put his dumbass on block because he found my number on here and kept texting me at 5 in the morning telling me he wants to kill himself.. whether he's "joking" or not thats definitely not normal.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-08-07 at 12:49 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's joke threadI finnally started balling again and I was selling exxos by the UT campus and I was able to have a 3sum with 2 girls. We basically had sex all night and fell asleep at 10 am. But my dad who's in the military who pays my rent just randomly showed up and opened the door and walked in. He's like "goddamn son, it smells like goddamn asshole in here?! Wanna get some pancakes?
It was very awakard with these 2 girls and I having pancakes at the waffle house with him...
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I was at a party with my now ex gf with her trendy friends with generic tattoos, she got really drunk and squatted wearing a mini skirt, over a dudes face that was passed out... people were taking pictures and posting them on facebook
Because I'm known to be an asshole I decided to talk to her in private. I said "wtf are you doing babe? you're embarassing me and we just got back together, you said you're "broken" but I figured you'd give me a little respect since you said you missed me.
She said "ohhhhh commmon Bill Krozbyler, we're just having fun, lighten up fly boi.!"
So when she came home from work (i dont have a job) I was fucking a hooker on our bed. She starting yelling and screaming and pulling out her hair, I said
"whats wrong hun we're just having fun? It was cheap it was good... You knew I was a fly boi when you met me...
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I asked my gf if I could titty fuck her, and she said "whats in it for me? it doesn't sound like it would do anything for me."
I said "well when I cum I will stop punching you in the face."
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what do you call the black ghost's favorite cereal?
BOO BERRY
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i woke up early because I had dry mouth from drinking earlier in the night. I went to go sit on the toilet and I sat on my cat who was drinking from the bowl, I pushed his head in slightly and yelled "goddamnit bubba! "
My parents called me and asked how I was doing doing, I said I'm doing alright, just chillin. (even though a cat just scratched my asshole)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-21 at 1:48 AM UTC in Which u.s. state contains the fewest niggers?
Originally posted by stupid noob KY has very few niggers, and you live in Austin, it's nothing but niggers and beaners there, and you yourself are a beaner. You have to go back.
you sound pretty frothy peg leg. ky has a lot of niggers per capita (you probably don't know what that word means considering you're from kentucky)
i was born here so im not going back anywhere, are you by chance a functional retard, most people in kentucky look like they are..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-02-25 at 3:07 PM UTC in Have you met the one?
Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao!ππ
I was literally thinking about that song the other day ..
thats how it works candyrein, ask your boyfriend about synchronicity, I don't him but you didn't meet him for no reason. we're electric beings and we have a collective consciousness at least the people that are more like minded.
I've been an atheist before for certain reasons but i'm not now because theres now way that you can get cut and your skin grows back together, or when you look in a lovers eyes you see the freckles in your own eyes like mirror images, like god made you out of the clay, its a real thing but some people are so closed minded where they can't wrap their around that because it their afraid.
my mother is a twin and they actually have similar thoughts even though they are both far away from eachother, when my grandmother passed away a few days ago, it was bizarre, because I literally stopped in my tracks when the wind blew and was like "she's dead" and then I got a call just hours later after taking a nap with my dad calling me saying she died.
I know that her and my grandpa who I never met are joining eachother in heaven after years of her being alone missing him and I know they are watching over me.
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2020-12-16 at 10:35 PM UTC in CandyRein is pretending to date a nerdy-looking white dude...
Originally posted by WellHung dude aint ugly… He looks kind of dweeby but hes not a bad- looking guy…lol i aint got a beef with him. I just don't believe that he is candyrein's boyfriend. Something authentic, like them in a video chat together, Would definitely make me a believer. its a shame candy can"t make that happen.
dude you're the hugest dweeb here and you look like a literal pig
i baited smellhung into getting into tc on night after he kept backing out and all he did was look really pensive and started showing us his work out supplements that he doesn't use lol
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2020-12-11 at 7:16 PM UTC in My dad Pays for my phone bill, and my grandmother provides me with a weekly allowance...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-23 at 8:11 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's super sweet Sunday.bumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-22 at 7:23 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's super sweet Sunday.Went to the aquarium w my gf now im eating sushi. Will be back w pix so you gonts can lice vicariouslyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-23 at 1:42 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's super sweet Sunday.
Originally posted by Zanick You aren't Fonaplats, Bill Krozby. Nobody cares about the shitty food you eat, the drugs you do with your loser neighbor, or where you went with your battered girlfriend.
You sound kinda frothy and I never said I was fonalats. Sounds like you are jelly that I had a better sunday than you lil bromo
vulture i found this morning before going to the aquarium
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2021-01-20 at 4:42 AM UTC in I'm so lonely that i try to keep Comcast customer service females on the line....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-20 at 4:41 AM UTC in I'm so lonely that i try to keep Comcast customer service females on the line....Opie is lonely un hus bew fake condo lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
