I sure do, how about you? I like brad paisley, willy nelson, johnny cash and a lot of the new guys. I once went to a ho-down with my daughters mom for our birthdays and i stuck out like a sore thumb because I'm not from around there and there were all these hot chicks but the only thing is they all had really bad teeth but I still got krunk and danced with a couple of them. My daughters mom asked me to come talk to her and I told her to fuck off and she punched in the face right in front of a cop and the cop was like "whats ur problem son?!" It was fucked up but still fun before all of that
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Originally posted by infinityshock
I'm going to shove some meat in you and use it to work you like a puppet.
I doubt you will, you're talking out of your ass again like an assclown puppet. you might want to go to a doctor and get that checked out, it seems like you're stuck on stupid again.
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everyone is too busy laughing to reply so far, ACTUALLY. You know I can't play teh bones, and I don't feel like getting rekt over and over. Bill Krozby will play with you he said.
I'm sure he can read artard. He's looking for more than one person, dominoes can have up to 4 players sometimes even more.
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
Isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?
He's not lazy for not having $100k+, he's just an idiot for sharing his dream with us like any of us care what a piece of shit heroin addict rapist wants from life, other than how many different ways we can make fun of him for wanting to run a shitty hotdog stand.
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I'll admit i did something pretty shitty to a dh'er once, this was like 7 years ago or so on xmas but she asked me to comeover that night and she was pretty cute, but she asked me to not cum in her was just being standoffish in general after acting so sweet over the phone before hand... we laid out infront of her tv on her jail floor mat bed and started making out and when i was whipping my cock out she started "resisting" but not really, she was bigger than me as i was only 120lbs and she wasn't screaming so i started banging her and I remembered she said to not cum in her so i did lol
when she realized what i'd done she told me to get the fuck out and shoved me out of her house lol. shit was lame anyways she was watching "finding emo" that stupid disney fish movie anyways.
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I had a taco from work that I took home and I ate it and was all in a lackadaisical mood if you know what I mean and left the foil out that some of the beef juices on it. I went to bed because I had to get up at 4 in the morning for work and right as I was falling asleep I heard my cat in his room making some rowdy noises. I went in there to see what was up and he was gagging and I started freaking out and was like "whats wrong Archie!" and he started throwing up and all these chewed up bits of aluminum foil chunks came out. Kinda scared me. But I'm glad he's okay now.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
You're a terrible feline father.
not really. i literally buried my bubba cat in the park next to me and invited a nis user to his funeral while i had her play peach kelli pop while i dug his grave, while my parents were telling me to get him cremated or throw him in the dumpster because thats what my dad would do. sorry but not sorry that i have love and integrity in my heart always.
I don't throw anyone under the bus. Im actually a lot better than most people on this site, believe it or not.
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I have insider information, that the elections are rigged, and I was recently told by my bud "darin bush" who I've known for several years now, that him and his family are friends with the clintons and that Shillary clinton will be the next president, and donald trump was a planted sensationalist shill to media blitz most of america.
Darin bush is a good guy ultimately, but is a huuuuuge drunk and a meth addict and loves young boys, his place is a museum, with fake artifacts like "peices of the titanic" a piece of "the moon" and tons of family pictures with him and the his bush family and pictures with shillary clinton and bill. And whats funny is I used to live with the mexican consulate and he told me 8 years ago that shillary clinton will be the next president. (both her and bill are cited for giving out alien disclosure, but fail to do so)
you trump and bernie fans have been duped by something that was put into motion over 55 years ago, when JFk was killed by LBJ and prescott bush and the first george bush, no surpise the new bush george prescott bush is going to be president one day.
There will be an increase in transvestites, wearing yolo/obey hats, listening to dub-step.
The world will eventually split into 3 factions, the rooty , the tooty, and the fruity...
what side will you be on?
Dare to take the red pill fam?
we are living in a cybernetic universe, please stand by.....
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yeah i know i literally spilled a box of "rattox" on my hands as they wanted me to kill rats i ent up just washing my hands and not doing, at least I'm not a rat killer.
im only a snitch when people fuck with me. they said it wasn't cool that i do drugs and quit drinking so much so it was bound to happen to me.
and by the way you're a man with fake tits
hehehehehehe
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Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-..........-............----(bยญanned)
thats what those sยญhitskins get for parking their shitmobiles on his lawn
the one in miami where some old guy came out and shot up an electric truck was better
oh pashore jilliam the cat, you know you've worked with many of your brown and black skin brothers you fucking nig, now shut up and touch your toes retard while I drill the shit of your old crapper you faggot!
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It's been about 2 weeks since his overdose and I just can't help think of him every single day. He could kind of a be a little snake twat sometimes, but at his core he was a true artist.
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