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2020-02-04 at 6:51 AM UTC in Post pics of favourite beer thread πΊπΊπΊ
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2020-02-04 at 5:05 AM UTC in Post pics of favourite beer thread πΊπΊπΊ
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2018-11-01 at 10:30 AM UTC in Nice guys finish last
Originally posted by Zanick After watching this music video, I paid a visit to Green Day's website and gave some of their new tracks a listen to see if it recaptured my youthful obsession. I like to think that I'm generous with my fandom because I'll listen to everything through American Idiot, but I can't go further than that. It was nice to drop by at least, however briefly.
Yeah american idiot had a few good songs my favorite was the jesus of suburbia but that uno dos tre bs was awful -
2016-03-06 at 11:54 AM UTC in Got to meet one of the geto boysI was just standing in the back on my phone eating a salad and bushwick bill walks into the kitchen and starts laughing about how he loves pizza so much, and I'm like lol wtf
you're that guy.
him and I even smoked a cigarette together and talked for a bit, he was one funny dude crackin jokes and dropping rhymes.
He basically hung out off and on thru out the night, he was next door seeing a metal show.
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2021-03-07 at 2:23 AM UTC in I am Overmanopie is a self absorbed undercover skinner
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2021-04-11 at 7:36 AM UTC in SarahI think I've told this story before but I was just thinking about it for some reason. 2 years ago I used to work at torchies tacos as a cook and food runner and they hired me along with this 18 year old girl sarah, she was so sweet, she was a skinny lil thing and half and half like me, very pretty very cute and a positive attitude. She moved all the way from Beefa, TX by the border near brownesville because her dad broke her arm while he was drunk and she just left and moved in with these sorority girls by west campus near the original school shooting in austin. She wasn't in college but they let her live there. I had to go to work at 5 in the morning to unload the truck and work all day I worked more than anyone and I kind of bitched about it and she hugged me and said she will fuck me if it will make me feel better and I was kinda like "shehoyayaya.." And I was talking to her watching her wash windows and pamala some ny dyke in her late 40's told me to leave her alone but I wouldn't because I liked her a lot. She told me that the frat guys would come over and basically try to rape her and she'd never been drunk before but she liked it just she didn't want to have sex with those guys.
She ent up inviting me to a sorority party and I met her friend that wasn't the sorority either and I liked her too and she told me Sarah is out of control, she was wearing a sundress and gave me kisses but I just spoke to her friend for the most part and did some coke with her. Sarah ent up getting surrounded by these guys and she said "I've got a pussy and ass and a mouth and two hands and I know how to use them" and they took her to a backroom and I felt awful. I just hung out with her friend and finished the coke and walked home. Ent up quitting that job because I didn't like dealing with pamala at five in the morning. After leaving the job the cops contacted me and told me to never go to torchies again but I did to go get my check and saw her and she hugged me but I felt grossed out by her, but I still loved her. I heard later on that that sniff of jager sent her over the edge and after leaving the party she drove her car into barton springs mall at 3 in the morning and she got arrested and kicked out of sorority for being a total nitwit
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2021-01-27 at 10:23 PM UTC in What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?
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2020-06-20 at 12:31 AM UTC in Sex with dolphinsLets party on that blow hole fam
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2018-08-17 at 7:31 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet Basics
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2020-01-24 at 11:04 PM UTC in Everyone loves lego, right?Lol when I was like four years old my mom was a stay at home mom and had a lot of free time on her hands.. she built a huge Lego house and told me to go open the front door.. I went and did it and there was a little Lego man inside smiling at me..
I flipped out really bad and ran to the other room and watched the Flintstones
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2020-12-16 at 7:04 AM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchDicking your mom real well, you're welcome
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2019-01-17 at 6:52 PM UTC in I am aIpha lion π¦
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2015-12-04 at 8:15 AM UTC in My idea for a movieIt's been a long time since theres been any good horror anthologies besides the vhs movies. heres my Idea for a short film within a film. ( and by the way I will constantly edit this) (play the videos in order as you read this for full effect)
It stars a couple dudes, mark whalberg, and mila kunavich the chick from that seventies show
with this song opening the movie
back in the 1950's marky mark moves to japan because its much more profitable for an american to work as a waiter there. (think the man in the high castle)
he's taking a break with his ol chum waitier, smoking a ciggiweed behind the chinese resteraunt, while his buddy complains about not getting enough pussy despite being a big american man in china.. some people can never get enough i guess..
They overlook a cliff and continue their conversation, suddenly giant ghost rabbits with wild eyes start jumping up to the top of the cliff from the bottom over it and sprinting... then comes a wavve of giant ghost draculas doing the same, all the while they are just freaked out standing to the side witnessing this.
It stops.. and markymark exclaims "what the fuck was that shit man?!" and then out of no fucking where a wavve of ghost king kongs come up to the top of the cliff rampaging. mila kunavich comes out to bitch about how they are a couple of lazy faggots, one of the ghost king kongs grabs her and she starts screaming.
The ghost ape carries her to the top of a really tall space needle kinda building and starts screaming, marky mark and his friend are standing down stairs with the army of japan pointing their rifels, yelling "get the fuck down from there ape!" but they still have the draculas protecting the building so they cant get to close.
They have no other choice but to set their souls apart from their body and build turrets within range
They start shooting, its a very dramatic scene. The ape falls along with mila kunavich, automatic turrets placed on the ground not ony turning king kong but mila kuavich into into hamburger meat.
They lay dead and bloody in eachothers arms as marky mark rushes up to see the deadly scene. his glistening eyes show that all hope is lost.. the credits end with this song
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2016-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Bill Krozby thread =)^meh I probably will later, nothing going on tonight just going to eat some vicodin and bang a bitch up the asshole. Though I did hang out with bushwick bill (from geto boys) (i called him a cab) again last night and he said he'd visit my Bill Krozby dog stand when it turns up. He's like the nicest guy ever.
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2016-12-27 at 3:54 AM UTC in Charmed to meet you allsee if you can spot Bill Krozby in this vid. you probably cant cause i was even super skinnier
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2020-12-17 at 4:27 PM UTC in CandyRein is pretending to date a nerdy-looking white dude...I bet smellhung when he was "ballin'" at the laquinta in chicago for the weekend tried to hit on a black girl and they had an exchange but she said something along the lines of "see you later boo" and laughed and she went and got banged by a real man and he cried and had to move to a new motel after staring at himself in a mirror asking god "if you fucking loved me why did you make me this way?!"
but hey its all good he's moved on to newer and better things and a much more richer life, a brand new day
believe it or not but whyte people have done a lot more for black people than black people have done for themselves, despite the whole racism aspect of it.
black people sold themselves to saudis and jedis and they then sold them to white people so it got on their plate.
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2020-12-17 at 4:15 PM UTC in CandyRein is pretending to date a nerdy-looking white dude...
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2020-08-22 at 7:11 AM UTC in Tales from the Bill KrozbySheena is a sk8ter gorl rocker but missed the train to mars now she just sits out side smoking and counting the cars
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2015-06-26 at 12:20 PM UTC in Charmed to meet you allI'm Bill Krozbyler =) I think I'm gonna like it here.=)
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2020-06-07 at 6:01 PM UTC in weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming todaythey took four years to build this pool, and its really nice, and they finally opened it but they have all these requirments only 20 people allowed at a time, you have to get your temp taken before going in, and you have to wear a mask when you're out of the pool. But its completely fine if you piss and shart in the water thats going up your ears and nose and eyes and mouth.
But yeah I went by the pool earlier to go get a sip and this old lady was in a wheel chair sun bathing on the side walk.. and I walked by her jamming "tainted love" and she was waving her hands at me so I stopped and took out my ear buds and was like "sup chiken?" and she was like "stay away from me!" and i was like lol you stay away from me, sexy you need to cool it..
But anyways yeah I'm going to go eat a barbacoa taco at this new food truck, I went there a few days ago and met the owner, and he took pictures of me eating his free tacos, they were free for me because I was his first customer, I still tipped him though. But after I eat those tacos I'm going to go swimming. It just sucks because theres a long line to get in. But yeah just sippin a few brews after cleaning my place a bit, getting krunk before I go out. I want to get some weed, but I don't want to walk my happy ass to this guys place. It's 88 degrees here, but it feels really shitty, I only wonder how 100 degrees in a month will feel like.