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2021-01-27 at 10:23 PM UTC in What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-20 at 12:31 AM UTC in Sex with dolphinsLets party on that blow hole fam
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2018-08-17 at 7:31 AM UTC in Back to Zoklet BasicsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-24 at 11:04 PM UTC in Everyone loves lego, right?Lol when I was like four years old my mom was a stay at home mom and had a lot of free time on her hands.. she built a huge Lego house and told me to go open the front door.. I went and did it and there was a little Lego man inside smiling at me..
I flipped out really bad and ran to the other room and watched the Flintstones
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2020-12-16 at 7:04 AM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchDicking your mom real well, you're welcomeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-17 at 6:52 PM UTC in I am aIpha lion 🦁The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-12-04 at 8:15 AM UTC in My idea for a movieIt's been a long time since theres been any good horror anthologies besides the vhs movies. heres my Idea for a short film within a film. ( and by the way I will constantly edit this) (play the videos in order as you read this for full effect)
It stars a couple dudes, mark whalberg, and mila kunavich the chick from that seventies show
with this song opening the movie
back in the 1950's marky mark moves to japan because its much more profitable for an american to work as a waiter there. (think the man in the high castle)
he's taking a break with his ol chum waitier, smoking a ciggiweed behind the chinese resteraunt, while his buddy complains about not getting enough pussy despite being a big american man in china.. some people can never get enough i guess..
They overlook a cliff and continue their conversation, suddenly giant ghost rabbits with wild eyes start jumping up to the top of the cliff from the bottom over it and sprinting... then comes a wavve of giant ghost draculas doing the same, all the while they are just freaked out standing to the side witnessing this.
It stops.. and markymark exclaims "what the fuck was that shit man?!" and then out of no fucking where a wavve of ghost king kongs come up to the top of the cliff rampaging. mila kunavich comes out to bitch about how they are a couple of lazy faggots, one of the ghost king kongs grabs her and she starts screaming.
The ghost ape carries her to the top of a really tall space needle kinda building and starts screaming, marky mark and his friend are standing down stairs with the army of japan pointing their rifels, yelling "get the fuck down from there ape!" but they still have the draculas protecting the building so they cant get to close.
They have no other choice but to set their souls apart from their body and build turrets within range
They start shooting, its a very dramatic scene. The ape falls along with mila kunavich, automatic turrets placed on the ground not ony turning king kong but mila kuavich into into hamburger meat.
They lay dead and bloody in eachothers arms as marky mark rushes up to see the deadly scene. his glistening eyes show that all hope is lost.. the credits end with this song
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2016-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Bill Krozby thread =)^meh I probably will later, nothing going on tonight just going to eat some vicodin and bang a bitch up the asshole. Though I did hang out with bushwick bill (from geto boys) (i called him a cab) again last night and he said he'd visit my Bill Krozby dog stand when it turns up. He's like the nicest guy ever.
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2016-12-27 at 3:54 AM UTC in Charmed to meet you allsee if you can spot Bill Krozby in this vid. you probably cant cause i was even super skinnier
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2020-12-17 at 4:27 PM UTC in CandyRein is pretending to date a nerdy-looking white dude...I bet smellhung when he was "ballin'" at the laquinta in chicago for the weekend tried to hit on a black girl and they had an exchange but she said something along the lines of "see you later boo" and laughed and she went and got banged by a real man and he cried and had to move to a new motel after staring at himself in a mirror asking god "if you fucking loved me why did you make me this way?!"
but hey its all good he's moved on to newer and better things and a much more richer life, a brand new day
believe it or not but whyte people have done a lot more for black people than black people have done for themselves, despite the whole racism aspect of it.
black people sold themselves to saudis and jedis and they then sold them to white people so it got on their plate.
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2020-12-17 at 4:15 PM UTC in CandyRein is pretending to date a nerdy-looking white dude...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-22 at 7:11 AM UTC in Tales from the Bill KrozbySheena is a sk8ter gorl rocker but missed the train to mars now she just sits out side smoking and counting the cars
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2015-06-26 at 12:20 PM UTC in Charmed to meet you allI'm Bill Krozbyler =) I think I'm gonna like it here.=)
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2020-06-07 at 6:01 PM UTC in weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming todaythey took four years to build this pool, and its really nice, and they finally opened it but they have all these requirments only 20 people allowed at a time, you have to get your temp taken before going in, and you have to wear a mask when you're out of the pool. But its completely fine if you piss and shart in the water thats going up your ears and nose and eyes and mouth.
But yeah I went by the pool earlier to go get a sip and this old lady was in a wheel chair sun bathing on the side walk.. and I walked by her jamming "tainted love" and she was waving her hands at me so I stopped and took out my ear buds and was like "sup chiken?" and she was like "stay away from me!" and i was like lol you stay away from me, sexy you need to cool it..
But anyways yeah I'm going to go eat a barbacoa taco at this new food truck, I went there a few days ago and met the owner, and he took pictures of me eating his free tacos, they were free for me because I was his first customer, I still tipped him though. But after I eat those tacos I'm going to go swimming. It just sucks because theres a long line to get in. But yeah just sippin a few brews after cleaning my place a bit, getting krunk before I go out. I want to get some weed, but I don't want to walk my happy ass to this guys place. It's 88 degrees here, but it feels really shitty, I only wonder how 100 degrees in a month will feel like.
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2021-01-23 at 7:49 PM UTC in Kindness Thread
Originally posted by livingelegy Welcome to my thread, this thread is a refuge for anyone who is overwhelmed with negativity and rude comments, there is only one rule and the rule is be nice :)
I dont know man I wouldn't say I'm overwhelmed by it on here because I regard most people on here as total dumbasses. But irl I can't stand people who act like assholes to me for no reason, Sometimes I've deserved it but sometimes theres really cliquish people who try to gang up on you to make themselves look better or to cover up their short comings, its really disgusting behavior.
But you're cool in my book opie, I initially didn't like you and probably acted like a dick to you but thats because for reason I thouhgt you §m£ÂgØLs new alt and §m£ÂgØL is a huuuuuuuuge faggot. Kinda like the same thing with candyrein because at first I honestly thought she wasn't a real person but she seems pretty chill and light hearted.
But yeah this could be a thread, I actually have made a similar thread like this a few times but it just got shit on. Theres a lot of goons on here but theres also some chill people i've gotten to know over the years.
But yeah all my lyfe I've always had people try to backstab me, talk behind my back, try to tear me down just because I'm a non-conformist and I'm not a non-conformist just for the sake of doing it, its just how I was bornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-13 at 5:58 PM UTC in Where the fuck is Grylls?he's probably manically jerking off to picture of cream shots on black women and playing legos and having sex with his older brotherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-27 at 4:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-17 at 2:50 AM UTC in I just got in a fight...I've got a fight for you. Put your head up my ass and fight for air ahahhahaahThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-14 at 12:54 AM UTC in In heavan evertyhing is fineonly the good die young but I told k I will see here there and she said she knows she will too
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2021-04-15 at 3:59 PM UTC in Slavery ReparationsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
