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  1. #41
    Of the females I am probably the biggest because I’m 5’2 so if I eat a piece of pizza I gain 10 pounds visibly it feels like.
  2. #42
    Whoa. a wild jane sighting. Been a cool min.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Whoa. a wild jane sighting. Been a cool min.

    Hi buttnakey, I have been here the last few weeks but not commenting a ton
  4. #44
    Im casper. I was just reminding logic of when that weird guy came in TC wanting to be dominated and we had him sitting naked in his kitchen with a shoe on his head for like 7 hours.
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  5. #45
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I ate 2 jars of peanut butter in less than 7 days and I have been "going easy on it"

    Anytime i make a curry dish or chicken tikka masala, i end up putting crunchy peaunut butter and garlic chili oil on my plate. its stoner shit but makes it so good
  6. #46
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  7. #47
    Pioneer
  8. #48
    It's kind of a cosmic joke when tall guys and short girls get together. It can be nice walking around with some short honey, and she loves being with a tall guy, but sex is her looking at your belly.
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  9. #49
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It can be nice walking around with some short honey

    I want to dispute this but I'm not tall. But like, a very tall man very funnily explained how you can't fucking hear them on a busy street because they're talking to you from like 3 feet away and I believe him.
  10. #50
    If I ever get rid of GG I'm going to try to get with a girl as tall or taller than I am.

    It just makes physiologic sense, plus I kinda want to be dominated.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kind of a cosmic joke when tall guys and short girls get together. It can be nice walking around with some short honey, and she loves being with a tall guy, but sex is her looking at your belly.

    It really is. Any kind of sex standing is impossible and it’s just an uncomfy dynamic.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im casper. I was just reminding logic of when that weird guy came in TC wanting to be dominated and we had him sitting naked in his kitchen with a shoe on his head for like 7 hours.

    there were a lot of weirdos who stumbled into TC which is saying a lot because all of us are freaking weird. Was that the same guy who was super awkward because we were all telling him we were going to tell his family and find out where he lived? I literally just giggled out loud thinking about that.
  13. #53
    GG and me are the ideal height to have standing sex, since she has slightly longer legs than me, but she won't because she broke her pelvis when she was younger and says it hurts. She won't even ride me. We only ever have sex doggy style.

    I never had standing sex with anyone :(
  14. #54
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If I ever get rid of GG I'm going to try to get with a girl as tall or taller than I am.

    It just makes physiologic sense, plus I kinda want to be dominated.

    god that must be a struggle. like being a big dude and being dommed gotta require either a lot of willing suspension of disbelief or a *lot* of submissiveness, because you could likely snap a domme in half if you wanted to. must be hard to not feel like you're still in control of a situation.

    skill issue tho. just be a better submissive or find a domme who'll string you up like a lil piggy. a girl who's 5 foot nothing could do whatever she wanted with you hogtied, she doesn't need to be bigger than you :)
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump GG and me are the ideal height to have standing sex, since she has slightly longer legs than me, but she won't because she broke her pelvis when she was younger and says it hurts. She won't even ride me. We only ever have sex doggy style.

    I never had standing sex with anyone :(

    sounds like it didn't heal right and you need to break it again to reset it
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  16. #56
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    standing sex is retarded why would you ever do it other than like every once in a while for the sake of just something different
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kind of a cosmic joke when tall guys and short girls get together. It can be nice walking around with some short honey, and she loves being with a tall guy, but sex is her looking at your belly.

    Nah my girls 5’3” n its fun being able to toss someone around. Only hard part is 69.
  18. #58
    Im eating a brie and tomato sandwich on sourdough in an effort to cement my place as fattest user
  19. #59
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    i;m eating paint
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Average Jane there were a lot of weirdos who stumbled into TC which is saying a lot because all of us are freaking weird. Was that the same guy who was super awkward because we were all telling him we were going to tell his family and find out where he lived? I literally just giggled out loud thinking about that.

    Yeah i think thats the one
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