Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

1. 2023-11-16 at 2:09 AM UTC in Nigger space
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Donald J. Trump is the Anti-Christ. No joke. He will soon rule the entire planet with an iron fist, as head of the New World Order.

   
   great, right when things start finally looking like they might become decent for me one day the fuckin anti christ comes out
2. 2023-11-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in Let's talk about disinformation in the online space folx
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse2118 a picture proves nothing

   
   how come the dictator has the facial expressions of a baby and the baby has the facial expressions of an angry despot
3. 2023-11-16 at 2:05 AM UTC in Let's talk about disinformation in the online space folx
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "If you want to know who your enemy is, just find out who you're not allowed to criticize."

   
   im pretty sure ive criticized litererary everyone on earth, and im not in jail (just getting released from like a 5 year stint in the hole tho) does that mean i have no enemies?
4. 2023-11-15 at 12:04 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
5. 2023-11-15 at 11:45 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

   
   whatchu know bout that
   
   
6. 2023-11-15 at 10:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
7. 2023-11-15 at 10:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   ❤️

   
   lol. poast more cat memes plz
8. 2023-11-15 at 2:51 AM UTC in What was/is your worst job?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The best/worst job would probably be a taste tester for a king, or a bomb disposal technician.

   
   EOD is scary as shit
9. 2023-11-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Welp!!❤️
   
   
   
   ;)

   
   thats actually a well kept secret east asian technique for folding clothes more efficiently
10. 2023-11-15 at 2:03 AM UTC in I'm gonna fuck a dude
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Haxxor

    
    this triggered a meth craving for me
    
    
11. 2023-11-15 at 2:01 AM UTC in People who live in shitholes
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    better to live in a shithole than die in a shithole
    
    thats what ive always said
12. 2023-11-12 at 3:17 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    IZ PROJECT PAT THE HATAS SCREAM OH NOOOOOO
13. 2023-11-12 at 3:16 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

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14. 2023-11-12 at 2:17 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    UBAN KEITH
15. 2023-11-12 at 2:11 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

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16. 2023-11-11 at 12:29 PM UTC in What's the deal with Christmas lights?
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i needed an extension cord yesterday and saw this string of xmas lights i found in the trash once and thought of this thread because i was like oh, xmas lights are basically just an extension cord with decorations. but then the drill cord diddnt fit in the hole
17. 2023-11-10 at 11:51 PM UTC in Why did this Old Expression die off?
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    why did ETH LAD die off? someone mail me strip, shit was 🔥😃
18. 2023-11-10 at 11:41 PM UTC in Why did this Old Expression die off?
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    because 20 years went by bro
    
    
19. 2023-11-10 at 3:58 PM UTC in Jezebel to close
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i had a statue of the virgin mary and one of sophia and the mary statue shattered after like 3 months but sophia is still intact despite being left out in the cold for like all of covid and some change and having it for a few years longer.\
    
    COINCIDENCE?
20. 2023-11-10 at 12:46 PM UTC in What race has the fattest asses
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    I LIKE MY ASSES FLAT NOT FAT