Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

1. 2023-12-01 at 1:12 PM UTC in Getting someone else neck tattoo on your neck
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   im going to get matching neck tattoos w/ my yfu
   
   who remembers onemulatto, "fuck the system"? lmao
2. 2023-12-01 at 1:09 PM UTC in how the fuck do i get rid of facial swelling
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   i think i must be allergic to cement or some shit because every time i fuck with it even a little bit any part of my skin that comes in contact with it at all gets fucked up for a couple days. like yesterday all i did was just pour some in a bucket and just from the fucking dust that comes up into the air coming in contact with my face for a second, my eyes got all puffy and swollen and red and now it looks like i stuck my face in a fire ant hill or some shit lol. i guess its not that big of a deal other than it looks fucking weird and i can feel it being all puffy and weird and shit.
   
   somebody plz tell me thx
3. 2023-12-01 at 1:05 PM UTC in My top tip is always cover your windows with newspaper, cause the shadow people cannot travel through ink
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   ive made peace w/ them
4. 2023-12-01 at 12:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock the fuck are you on about. ive never fucked a tranny with a highlighter. thats a pussy.
   
   

   
   lol what is that, a stab wound?
   
   nice try
   
   ur a lil off tho lmao
5. 2023-12-01 at 12:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   fuck i never wanted to read that much about trannys getting fucked with highlighters what the FUCK man
6. 2023-12-01 at 12:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

   
   i saw evidence bro it happened lol
7. 2023-12-01 at 12:09 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   CRV 5 CENT REDEMPTION VALUE IN CALIFORNIA ***ONLY***
8. 2023-12-01 at 12:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   waiting to see if the rapture is really happening in a few hours.....REDEEM ME HARDER DADDY
9. 2023-11-30 at 8:52 PM UTC in my fingernail is fucking stupid
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   update, the pseudo half fingernail thing has turned whitish, or maybe its paint i honestly dont fucking know, nothing would surprise me at this point. the half of the remaining fingernail that is more towards the nail part is still just sitting there like nothing ever even happened
10. 2023-11-30 at 8:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    also wtf do u THINK i am thinking about
11. 2023-11-30 at 8:48 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator

    
    lol tf
12. 2023-11-30 at 8:15 PM UTC in 26 hour Warning.
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it was only 15 hours
13. 2023-11-19 at 12:59 PM UTC in The nogging continues
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    RIP 2 this thread
14. 2023-11-19 at 9:51 AM UTC in SCRON IS DEAD, FOLKS...
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ~~~
    
    Your homeboys change sometimes
    The thoughts rearrange in their brains sometimes
    It's too hard dealing with the pain sometimes
    But you gotta let go, you can't save their lives
    
    ~~~
15. 2023-11-19 at 3:50 AM UTC in SCRON IS DEAD, FOLKS...
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    RIp
16. 2023-11-18 at 6:01 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    obnoxiously euphoric offa like 6 cups of coffee
17. 2023-11-18 at 5:25 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Ohh she’s the truth ..pretty sure that’s where Doja got her style initially ….They collaborated as well
    
    Very nice

    
    hehehe.....she rocks the crackhead style hella well too w/ the kitty ears and big ass coat
    
    
18. 2023-11-18 at 4:47 PM UTC in installing ISS on debian 12 has been a painful experience
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    can i be admin
19. 2023-11-18 at 4:47 PM UTC in installing ISS on debian 12 has been a painful experience
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    and yet still im stuck with this username lanny u pretentious cunt
    
    jk fam ur alright
20. 2023-11-18 at 4:45 PM UTC in DH Most Wanted Playing Cards
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    annunaki gave me teeth rotting drugs so they could mine my mouth for gold fillings so they could use it in some weapon they were building for the dimensional merge at something they called the large hardon collider. they asked me to be a lieutenant in the war against god but i just started screaming I CAN ONLY IMAGINE by mercyme like i was in some metalcore band from 2009 so they eventually gave up