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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im gonna be on soft white underbelly "god threw me into a blackhole for being an asshole and i ent up in a parallel universe where i was captured by intergalactic transgressors and forced to perform various tasks to repay my karmic debt then when i was finally done i was ejected back to the OG timeline i came from like nothing ever happened but they told me if i tell anyone i risk being captured again and anally probed so i really shouldnt be doing this interview but at least im not talking about jacking off every christmas since 14"


    YEEET
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 Hey lanny, you can remove this from the about page. Nobody will be asking "what is dh" in a year
    they will be nothing but a memory soon enough

    OH FUCK THE WORMHOLE IS COLLAPSING
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ng-uh
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❀️

    might do a genocide or 2 idk still deciding i got a dentist appt later so maybe after that
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    OHFOREAL

    rico is like some girl you want to hate because shes so obnoxious but shes just way too talented to not like
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


    Mimi moving dee me and Jay Lee, That's my homie and we up about a ki
    Business is good, got a new wife, I could do this for the rest of my life
    Hang with stars, drive fast cars, still wear a vest for protection at the bar
    Smoke me a spliff, talk big shit, never in my life will I ever will slip
    Don't test me 'cause I'm fast with the steel, bullets come hot but they make cats chill
    Ready to kill if a cat comes short, nigga a lot of mercy dead on the porch
    I gotta do this 'cause I can't hesitate, if I do it too early then I'm comin' in late
    Called Jay Lee, he said "Cool, Man I'm glad you got rid of that fool"
    He said, "There's a concert goin' downtown, The Ojs whisper and James Brown"
    "Before you come can you make this round, we got a package comin' off Greyhound"
    I said, "We do? Why you didn't tell me?"
    He said, "I was off with the family"
    I thought for a sec then said "Okay"
    That's the homie Jay Lee, that's the homie from the way
    Got the information, got to the spot, picked up the drop then I got popped
    They said "We got you", read me my rights, and all I could think about was my wife
    Got to the station, called Jay Lee
    He said "Ain't nothin' I can do for ya homie"
    Hung up the phone, I heard the dial tone
    Now I'm thinkin', "What the hell is goin' on?"
    Damn
    I had a good lawyer, I got five years, Jay Lee did it to boost his career
    Gave me up, to get a bigger cut and I didn't even see it 'cause I was caught up in the lust
    Man this trial made me broke, nobody's laughin' but I feel like a joke
    My wife is there, she's filled with tears, She'll have a new man in five years
    I got a cold heart, I ain't gon' lie, but that shit right there made me cry
    Trapped in the cell, the first day in my cellmate shanked me in the back with a pen
    I could feel it go in, I turned for revenge, he started screamin' I killed his friend
    I started to shake, he started to fuss, he said "Over a god damn six hundred bucks!"
    Man he could'a killed me, he started to laugh, he said I'm gonna have to live with my past
    Let the demon sit up in my brain from bringin' that pain, from movin' that caine
    I'm sittin' there bleedin', shit is misleadin', I'm in a hospital on the very first evening
    Grittin' my teeth 'cause life ain't sweet
    Now I'm trapped in the belly of the beast, shit
    Three sixty five, I did it five times and I walked out without a lie in my mind
    No red meats, I'm back on the streets, thangs done changed, it's a new game
    Cats that I knew that was into books had flipped the script and turned into crooks
    Homies would say that the playa Jay Lee would always say good things about me
    I say "Fo' real?", They say "Fo' real"
    Too bad the homie died in a dope deal
    "He left you a key for a mailbox, he said sorry 'bout somethin then stop"
    I took the key to the mailbox, opened it up, and you know what?
    Jay Lee left me ninety-two g's and a note that read what I please
    "Forgive me friend, for I have sinned"
    "Sometimes we forget what life we're in"
    "I know money won't repay the hurt, but maybe it could wash away the dirt"
    "'Cause we were born with hearts of gold, but as we get old, the heart gets cold"
    I folded the note, and kept it with me so I could always be with the homie Jay Lee
    I thought good things, like before I done drugs, and before the train with no love
    I called my wife, she was surprised
    She took me back, now how you love that?
    And just like that, I'm out of the game
    That was the last stop on that train
    Shit, I'ma tell ya
    And that was the last stop on that train
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    how ridiculous the bridge of this is

  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    thinking, not questioning
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i quit that white like fuck off lizzy
    now that higher rush got me all dizzy
    the king is back onlookers like "IS HE?"
    i only write one rhyme scheme at a time because im not that good
    w/ that complex shit u can miss me
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im stalking all of you

    especially candy

  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    damn i miss having an asian gf and occasionally seeing white people give u looks like theyre bothered ur diluting white genes or some shit when really u know that the reason theyre actually mad is they know theyre inferior but dont want to admit it

    hopefully that can happen again someday
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


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  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € They just haven't gotten to you yet. They will. Everything you've ever posted on the Internet will be retroactively scanned and classified, then you'll go on a list, either for "re-education" or "termination". They have it all. Every word of every phone call, text, message and e-mail. They'll be going through it all with a fine tooth comb, and at that time you will be "taken care of", for the "greater good", you understand.

    pfffft that could never happen lol u crazy fam
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € No, I'm not kidding. Trump IS the anti-Christ. The very first thing he did on the campaign trail, the very first thing he said, way back in 2015, was he wanted to tell everyone a story. The story of the Old Woman and the Snake. "Why did you bite me? After all I did for you! I saved your life, and now I shall die!", to wit the snake replied, "You silly old woman. You knew I was a snake when you picked me up." You see, the "demons", who are really the rebellious angels, aliens, always have to tell you what's coming up. They have to abide by certain rules, which includes fair play. It's so you can't say you never knew. They tell you what they plan to do next, and they warn you up front. If you don't listen, that's on you, not them.

    yea i'm not so sure about that. they say literally everything so of course something that they say will eventually happen. they say 10 different things will happen in response to or as a result of one intersection, then when eventually one of those things happen theyll be like "oh welp, warned u!" and nothing is said for the other 9 different things they said that didnt end up happening. fucking nephilim man
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  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    what the fuck i dont want to see that shit
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    DEXTRO METH ORPHAN
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by runit Sewerslvt - Drown.

    lol
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