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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean srsly if your not racist then why would you acknoledge their skin color.

    if you had the capacity in your memory to be able to follow a train of thought for more than a couple sentences it would be obvious
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or believing theres somehow a correlation between skin color and contents of their character.

    lemme begin a random debate with an ambiguous position by just inserting a generic thought terminating cliche phrase. just for funziez, here we go: "yea but correlation doesn't equal causation"
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you identify your friends by their skin color ?

    really ?

    wow.

    no your thinking of the movie reservoir dogs
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it does feel that way sometimes but its definitely not everyone just running around with a goldfish level consciousness. it's probably more than would ever allow you to feel safe driving or participating in other similar activities again
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    everyone knows that already, nobody cares
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra afaik zinc-sulphur is the easiest rocket fuel to make

    I know you can make smoke bombs out of sugar but even then you need an oxidizer, dunno what purpose clay would serve

    oh wait you need potassium nitrate too i 4got lol
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it is funny and crazy but still true and interesting to think about. people take for granted how weird shit is sometimes. like you would never guess that just poking someone in the rib could make them uncontrollably laugh. its nothing like any other cause of laughing and its not like its actually funny either. maybe your brain first perceives it and starts slamming down on the panic button but then before the brain has a chance to control the body on anything other than the initial impulse, its like "CALM DOWN BRO CALM DOWN ITS A PRANK BRO ITS JUST A FEATHER....SEE THERES A CAMERA RIGHT OVER THERE"
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you can make rockets out of clay and sugar?

    yea at least thats what youtube says. it might be a gangstalker plot to make me waste $2 on kitty litter though....we'll see
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein 🤣

    I’m a sillaz guh 😭💖

    I tickle me so bad

    supposedly that means ur schizo maybe or something

    tickling is weird, it seems like its an evolutionary thing because its generally areas that would be more vulnerable/sensitive to attack that are more likely ticklish and it triggers an instinct to like gtf away from it right away. but then it also makes you laugh and i assume theres like some endorphins or some shit. then if you are able to physically accept it ur brain is just like "ah fuck welp i guess its time for me to die, might as well just dump everything. fuckin tear that shit up" then it tries to get you so high you dont even notice the transition to the afterlife
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley im aight, it's monday but it don't got the monday vibes!~!~!~!~

    I don't have to work today, yesterday or tomorrow so that's lit. I failed to find bottle rockets this year (you can buy them two counties away and that's a long trip by bus), and uh I think i'mma buy a fatass bottle of fireball and walk around Miami today, probably make my roommate carry the gun since he's not a felon and go look for exciting fun.

    bro make ur own rockets out of kitty litter and powdered sugar
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i have no confessions this week, i have lived another perfect week
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein And thats how it’s done … check and mate

    ur right, i was overthinking it before lol
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein The same thing happened with Tiff in meyers…people be wildin

    yea but i was just like "no some of my best friends are black" and they apologized and said they must have been mistaken so i said no biggie fam
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the days plan

    coppin n copin
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinking about shooting the brother of the man who shot me, I got his spot watched by this bitch that loyal to me, I know his routine, it's just a matter of (NOT DOING IT) that I'm so very much excited for. It's July 4th, who gonna pick up an extra couple shots on shotspot, fuckin nobody bro, they turn that bitch off, and let the ball roll.

    If you don't hear from me, he probably busted back or I got caught up.

    dont do it, if you successfully fuck his life up through injury or even death probably it will just make him stronger and improve his life.
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    someone said i was racist the other day and was like fuck, i didnt even know that, candy is gonna be pissed at me
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    is this even a real question lol
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    we need another hitler except not racist. just holocaust everyone
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just think it’s funny that every man in here besides Smuggler is a closeted bisexual ….lol

    Just noticing stuff .. I’m an empath..can’t help it ..

    :)

    dick, like meth lines, is always better in the closet
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut



    🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥰🥰

    plz someone if you find her irl i will actually do the shit everyone wants me to. she has to exist somewhere, she is my only reason to live anymore. yeeeeeeeeet✌️
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