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2023-10-05 at 12:58 AM UTC in Will Canyein Ever Pay Back Her PPP Loans?all these faces make me feel like im the sultan about to address the masses
im just going to tell them all to stay the fuck away from jasmine, shes mine. im pretty sure in that movie shes actually the sultans daughter but idegaf, its my damn kingdom and i can fuck who i want (consensually of course) -
2023-10-05 at 12:50 AM UTC in A great jack off method I found
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2023-10-05 at 12:49 AM UTC in A great jack off method I foundi feel nothing but i feel like i should or like i should at least pretend to act like i do
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2023-10-05 at 12:45 AM UTC in My wip has a hellcat motor and I love chickeni am also a goddess/comedian. even though im hella serious and never laugh plus im mortal and male. im an oxymoron. except i dont have oxy
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2023-10-05 at 12:42 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenti have a visceral reaction of disgust at the thought of being physically near anyone. id basically need to be totally convinced i was going to marry someone these days to fuck them. which isnt really that hard to convince me of so....idk bro
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2023-10-05 at 12:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-05 at 12:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenti need to do my taxes still so i can get my damn refund
fuck im such a loser i wish i had a girlfriend or at least someone to let me rant about my problems to them for a couple hours before crying myself to sleep and im out of drugs and im fuckin IRATE about it plus im hungry PSYYYYCHE LOL whos afraid of a butterfly? *claps hands* ALL OF YOU ARE -
2023-10-03 at 1:44 AM UTC in Kudos to all you dreamers out there who are still searching for that highly melanated special someone...that shit heartbreaking to see eddie with that lighter up under that spoon, searching for the stars and the moon
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2023-10-03 at 1:42 AM UTC in Crippling depression support thread
Originally posted by WellHung Lol people are so ignorant as to what they don't understand, and so they try to come up with their own interpretation, instead of abiding by the scientific definitions/explanation. People's arrogance and ego compels them to interpret things they do not understand inaccurately… rather than admit they do not understand it, or familiarize themselves with the scientific explanation. Its a shame.
youre not wrong but ur still an idiot
but yea way too many whiners and bitchers these days. bitching has pretty much been incorporated directly into the social structure of modern america, they made the shit MANDATORY. but fuck that. we all have way too much time and food and money on our hands and thats when people start looking to their left and right for the next minority group to pin the blame on and begin starting shit with, then it just escalates into eradication of one or many groups or just everyone, i guess til enough blood is shed and misery inflicted to make them miss their orange juice box and muffin breakfasts or whatever SUCH IS LIFE. im sure itll be different this time around though rightttttt boys? -
2023-10-02 at 10:16 AM UTC in What if you developed a hadouken technique that let you actually throw fireballs like Ryu?baraka flakka flame
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2023-10-02 at 10:15 AM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclubscience/technology pretty much did fuck everything up even though it definitely gave us some cool shit and gadgets along the way, like research chems and meth, and the internet (before the desecration of the 3rd temple aka "the merge"). im sure theres more i just cant think of them right now. but instead our lives became totally devoid of any meaning or pleasure that isnt derived from causing other people misery or suffering or at least inconvenience. and the majoritys opinions and views on everything can just be jerked around however zuckerfuck and his weirdo cronies decide they want them to be and they dont even realize it. shit, i bet you mark zuckerberg alone could run a disinformation scheme on his portions of the internet and have like 3/4 of americans being openly professing card carrying neo nazis, if he wanted to, in 1-2 months.
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2023-10-02 at 9:58 AM UTC in What if you developed a hadouken technique that let you actually throw fireballs like Ryu?
Originally posted by aldra fuck that just made me remember a kid in primary school
he was convinced that ryu and ken were able to throw fireballs by rubbing their hands on their hairy chests to create friction and a spark
because ssf2 was so pixellated it didn't occur to me until later on that they were both SMOOTH
they should make a crackhead character who has chest hair made of brillo pad -
2023-10-01 at 8:24 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lannyi dont believe a goddamn thing anyone here says lol
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2023-09-29 at 5:24 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2023-09-29 at 2:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentidk i was thinking i was about to either shit on the floor maybe or get high or cry or die
or get my eyelashes done
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2023-09-29 at 2:43 AM UTC in Save yourselves from Lannyshit posting in a shit thread in a shit world
hi every1
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2023-09-25 at 8:09 AM UTC in my roomate urinates in the sinkanywhere is a good place to piss if you can just slap your dick down first and go to town
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2023-09-25 at 8:07 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confessioni didnt do anything wrong this week so nothing to confess unfortunately
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2023-09-25 at 7:59 AM UTC in my roomate urinates in the sink
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2023-09-25 at 6:47 AM UTC in my roomate urinates in the sinkwash your hands and brushing your teeth in the toilet that way he will be forced to piss in the toilet
