I love getting footlong sandwiches but they make me soooooooooooo horny.
2024-12-19 at 3:34 PM UTC
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Fonabrads Friendship Zone
fonaplats and I drink clam juice regularly to celebrate our friendship
2024-12-19 at 3:25 PM UTC
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This site is very negative
sometimes I think this place makes me unhappy with it's rampant HIV negativity
2024-12-16 at 5:54 AM UTC
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THE FURNITURE FILES
I'm gonna use a razor blade on it if I have to
2024-12-16 at 5:49 AM UTC
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african astronaut
"African American astronaut"
2024-12-16 at 5:47 AM UTC
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THE FURNITURE FILES
i've been trying to get this thing off for like an hour I tried ice and vegetable oil
2024-12-16 at 5:47 AM UTC
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THE FURNITURE FILES
I tied a shoelace around my penis (while masturbating) because Id idn't have a cock ring and it's now gotten too tight and I can't get the string off and I'm afraid to stick a knife between my penis and the string
this sint' good
2024-12-16 at 5:43 AM UTC
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african astronaut
idk how long the usertitle can be
2024-12-16 at 5:42 AM UTC
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african astronaut
Back in Black
Affirmative Action African Astronaut
2024-12-16 at 5:41 AM UTC
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african astronaut
alright so to get a usertitle
you've met the requirements (1000 posts and be known to everyone)
make a thread such as
"Please give me a user title."
then our community will hurl personalized comments about/to you and Lanny will pick the best one and that will be your permanent usertitle.
2024-12-16 at 2:06 AM UTC
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Things I don't like
jedis
Black people outside of Africa
Female to Male Transgender
Mandatory Minimums for Criminal PUnishments
Security Cameras
The smell of piss
Sunday Nights
When the teeth hit the head of my penis (Shaft is ok/undersandable)
When people touch my anus
When people don't want me to touch their butt
jedi people
Hearing about anti semitism/the evils of nazism/pro Israeli rhetoric
Communists (Russians, Chinese people ok, but not the communists, also I don't like the revolutionaries (Hispanic COmmunism)
Heroin/Opiates/Fentanyl/Xylazine
Obesity (Fat babies are fine but once you're like 5 you should be physically fit)
Fats, Grease, Oil, Salt, Sugar
Cherry Flavored anything (Cherries are good)
Pedophilia specifically when people are fucking pre pubescent children that shit ain't right at all.
Light cigarettes
Light beer
Heavy metal
what don't you like?
You're such a good family m ember.
2024-12-15 at 12:17 AM UTC
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Do you like my new hat?
Yea I like using them to alk to my friend at night, I lay on my side and can roll over and fall asleep and shit without it hurting my ears or falling out or anything. I offered to buy her one but she didn't want i
2024-12-15 at 12:08 AM UTC
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Do you like my new hat?
i got the headband headphones thing
2024-12-15 at 12:07 AM UTC
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Yeah I am a FAG!
I think you're playing the double reverse card and its u
