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This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favor

  1. #41
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rough Rider The hands of a feminine man

    Don't you cut your nails and use hand lotion? I used to dig ditches for cable underground lines before I moved up working at Western Cable after highschool. My hands bled and hurt like fuck the first few months but they were callusy which women don't like much unless they like rugged men.

    point being, You're the effeminate one, Bradley. and Men dont have Feminine hands they have effeminate hands however you being a Non-Binary FAGGOT INCEL ANTIFA FUCKER FAG. I can understand your confused and ignorant or as the hood rats (Like yourself) like to say "Ignant"
  2. #42
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Don't you cut your nails and use hand lotion? I used to dig ditches for cable underground lines before I moved up working at Western Cable after highschool. My hands bled and hurt like fuck the first few months but they were callusy which women don't like much unless they like rugged men.

    point being, You're the effeminate one, Bradley. and Men dont have Feminine hands they have effeminate hands however you being a Non-Binary FAGGOT INCEL ANTIFA FUCKER FAG. I can understand your confused and ignorant or as the hood rats (Like yourself) like to say "Ignant"

    The only time my hands touch lotion is before I enter an asshoke
  3. #43
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah I wont be eating them.

    Will you be re-gifting them?
  4. #44
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Will you be re-gifting them?

    I will be receiving them soon
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Phew, the restart fixed it..never had that happen before, anyway here's the gift card.


    did you asked a girl to hold it for you
  6. #46
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The first of this years rep gifts showed up yesterday, a bag of various flavored popcorn. I guess I'll post more here as they arrive though gifts have been pretty slim since Covid.


    If they got you popcorn for Christmas they're just telling you they don't give a shit about your favor. Sorry bro that was very disrespectful of them.
  7. #47
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    My old assistant came here and brought me 3 things I love

    Footling subway sub (no meat, double vegetables, pepper jack, spicy Sriracha, double peppers, toasted twice)

    Everyone thinks I'm vegan because I eat meat like once a week.

    A vape, pineapple flavor.

    Lemonade energy drink.

    I thought damnnnn cuz that's exactly what i wanted this morning.

  8. #48
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina did you asked a girl to hold it for you

    Um makes no sense, my hands are massive and manly...to the point I have a hard time finding gloves that fit...6'4" remember

    Talk about irony, a tiny Asian woman talking about man hands.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 If they got you popcorn for Christmas they're just telling you they don't give a shit about your favor. Sorry bro that was very disrespectful of them.

    If they didn't give a shit they wouldn't have bought anything..duh. Logic, it's what's for lunch.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Will you be re-gifting them?

    Sort of...

    Being the generous person I am on Christmas eve after our company lunch I raffle everything I get from the reps, vendors etc among the underlings...including the $50 gift card.

    I stick a number on each item, write the numbers down on small pieces of paper then let them pick a number, matching number wins that "prize".

    I'm an asshole to them 364 days of the year so It's reasonable that I'm not for 1 day.
  11. #51
    Totse2k1 Houston
    I love getting footlong sandwiches but they make me soooooooooooo horny.
  12. #52
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Nobody likes my posts anyway!!!
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Don't you cut your nails and use hand lotion? I used to dig ditches for cable underground lines before I moved up working at Western Cable after highschool. My hands bled and hurt like fuck the first few months but they were callusy which women don't like much unless they like rugged men.

    point being, You're the effeminate one, Bradley. and Men dont have Feminine hands they have effeminate hands however you being a Non-Binary FAGGOT INCEL ANTIFA FUCKER FAG. I can understand your confused and ignorant or as the hood rats (Like yourself) like to say "Ignant"

    Yo never dug ditches a day in your life.
  14. #54
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    He dug a ditch in several boys asses according to the news
  15. #55
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yo never dug ditches a day in your life.

    sure whatever you say, Hero
  16. #56
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm sure whatever you say, Hero

    You're my plus sized hero
  17. #57
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    "BOOM HEADSHOT"

    whatever that means.
  18. #58
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yo never dug ditches a day in your life.

    SHUT YOUR FUCKHOLE TOUGH GUY
  19. #59
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok a near 4lb tin of cookies just showed up.



    Back in the good ol days it was bottles of alcohol but I guess that isn't PC anymore.

    People used to give this to me when I sold crack. You sell solar panels or windows installation or what?
  20. #60
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I need those cookies right now.
    I'll kill myself with joy

    fuck you Elon for taking my gub $$ you fat rich cat NIG
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