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  1. Totse2k1 Houston
    im aight
  2. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie The lore is strong with you. Have you ever played KotOR 1/2? Pretty dank you get to go to the Sith academy on Koriban too etc, some nice holocrons on the history of the Sith and stuff like that.

    wow i feel like if this tickles you in any type of way, you also fuck children.
  3. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was barely falling asleep this morning after partying for the first time in 11 months and my dad calls me and tells me my cousin in the next town over was found by his gf in bed dead with blood around his mouth. I asked him how did he die and he said he wasn't sure they were going to do an autopsy, but evidently alcohol was a part of it. So who knows what else he took.

    I wouldn't say I'm sad. It sucks for his mom and gf but the last 10 years or so I haven't seen him or heard to much about him. Just strange because I've never known someone in my family to die before.

    Oh well guess that's how to cookie crumbles sometimes. I've woken up in hospitals before messed up but never anything that I couldn't just get up and leave after several hours. Has anyone else here had a family member pass in a similar way?

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    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Bill Krozby is now agiving a eulogy:

    I am Bill Krozbyler… and… If I did not *hyperventilating* fear incarceration from human authority figures, *eyes well up with tears* a-authority figures… i-I w-would terminate *full on sobbing* your life functions by applying sufficient pressure *collapses* to your blunt skull *bangs head upon ground* so as to force its collapse! *sobbing and banging your head on the ground* y-You.. are.. wise. B-but there's a s-sadness to your wisdom. *stops banging head on ground* *sobbing in fetal position*

    Your uncle carries you away as your family looks on in shame as you deliriously utter "H… hi, Mr. Conehead. "
  4. Totse2k1 Houston
    Ghost has a homosexual appreciation for Douglas Monks aka Kr0z aka the hot dog stuff.
  5. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo The Daddy's Daughter Dog doesn't exist

    Originally posted by Ghost I would like William Bill Bill Krozbyby to confirm this menu and add to it. I have gone all way back to 2015 looking for all his posts about recipes for ΚRΟΖ DOGS.

    THE ΚRΟΖ DOG is sauerkraut , mayo, bacon pieces, purple onion, on a sheboigan weiner cooked in Pabst blue ribbon. with a lil spicy sauce/mustard on a poppy seed bun.

    THE DERPADEW Special house sauce made from ketchup, cayane pepper, dukes mayo and lemon juice. Brautwurst on a toasted white bread bun with onion, tomato, some bacon and pickeled carrots on the side



    THE WHIMPY WHIMPER A chili dog with ghost pepper sauce. Its so hot it makes you whimpers..

    WHIMPERS $4 Chili Fries, optional ghost pepper sauce. Same chili that goes on a whimpy whimpers.

    THE SLAM PIG A pulled pork dog, cause it fucking slams

    THE MAL A footlong polish sausage with spicy fried onions because she likes to cry a lot and a generous amount of mayo because nothing says THE MAL like downing 12 inches of meat covered in white sauce.

    THE LIFE AND DEATH DOG An all chicken hotdog with an egg on top, chipotle with black pepper.
  6. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor The DH NUTTER
    ( folks? )

    The CHOMO, made with factory-seconds of a fat, greasy, polish weiner on deported Californian buns.

    can i get two without the chomo
  7. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 Vinny is #1 LUser.
  8. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Dregs happy new year Candy, mmQ..

    she's gone bro, she got enough of the pale penis and left our community pregnant, filledup, and creamed, she don't need anything more from us, you no posting faggot who comes here to worship Candy,

    u ever try just saying to a black guy "hey can I eat ur ngrdik fgt?" same thing as you rn ITT
  9. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein And whoever keeps commenting on my YouTube videos…get your stalking ass off my channel

    Stay your ass over here in 2022 in your pedos paradise where i left you…


    Bitch

    Vinny is #1 User.
  10. Totse2k1 Houston
    i'll buy you 4 double bacon cheese burgers delivered via Door Dash if you do this and get my account working and (i guess) i'll need your full name and address so the food gets to you.
  11. Totse2k1 Houston
    I don't consider myself an anti semite, just hate jedi people and anyone that practices Judaism.

    The reason the jedis won't eat Pork is because they are against cannibalism in all forms.

    jedi people/Semites are Swine.
  12. Totse2k1 Houston
    A racist brand of neo-Paganism, related to Odinism, spreads among white supremacists.

    A neo-Pagan religion drawing on images of fiercely proud, boar-hunting Norsemen and their white-skinned Aryan womenfolk is increasingly taking root among Skinheads, neo-Nazis and other white supremacists across the nation.

    LOL as I'm teaching myself Khmai, learning Spanih, only dating brown girls, plan to move to Cambodia, live in Miami Florida, think Hitler was almost completely right in everyway, and am in no way a racist (i am an anti semite)
  13. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 I was 12 years old and a skinhead lol when I was new to Paganism that God/Odin loves me a lot, like not a little, but like a lot, and that if I literally do what I think he wants me to do, and ask him in prayer, if I just go with my gut instinct 100% of the time, I

    -Wont be killed or maimed in a manner that makes me permanently crippled.
    -Will get lucky, if we were gambling on a quarter flip, I'd win more than 50% of the time, or if I have to fight with a weapon.
    -God can and will fulfill my dream of giving me a 400+lb fat black lady who loves Jeeezus(or god cuz imma be real I don't like jedis), she aint got no kids and is 18-45 years old, HIV negative.

    also it's known that god will only bless u all the way up until he doesn't, which really seems like a cop out, but thats the way shit goes, so I literally believe god will keep me from harm especailly if I forward engage any threat, AND at some point, he will withhold that blessing and I will go to his Hall of the Slain, to sit with him and prepare myself better to fight on Vidgarir's Plain.

    Basically it's a belief that you will be successful in all combat or struggle all the way up until you're not at which point you will be killed brutally, quickly, and everyone will be shocked and scared they finally managed to get ya.

    10/10 living folks I aint scared of shit (except pubic lice, cuz if a hairy guy gets it, it's on his whole body, hasn't happened to me but I know how hairy I am)

    And that would be quiet the hairy situation.
  14. Totse2k1 Houston
    The A+ stands for aids positive.
  15. Totse2k1 Houston
    Worst thing anyone did was at one point, someone explained to me when I was new to Paganism that God/Odin loves me a lot, like not a little, but like a lot, and that if I literally do what I think he wants me to do, and ask him in prayer, if I just go with my gut instinct 100% of the time, I

    -Wont be killed or maimed in a manner that makes me permanently crippled.
    -Will get lucky, if we were gambling on a quarter flip, I'd win more than 50% of the time, or if I have to fight with a weapon.
    -God can and will fulfill my dream of giving me a 400+lb fat black lady who loves Jeeezus(or god cuz imma be real I don't like jedis), she aint got no kids and is 18-45 years old, HIV negative.

    Folks, I think I can find dat, I know where da black ppl church is, and I seen a couple candy reins tryna get candy corned, na meen???

    Plus I'll be honest, I like eating pussy, sometimes between boners like when I hit once, I lick a lil I do me, hit it twice. back to back and front to front i think. And I want a very heavy set, black lady to do this with, I may even FORGO the motel room if it means I can take her to KFC/PopEyes/Chicken Kitchen by da college and cum in her twice.

    This old black guy said don't get aids from a fat black prostitute, but I figure I'm already a faggot might as well. God bless everyone and I will use the 1 condom in my wallet that I've been carrying around for two months and when I am done, I will take the used rubbie with me, lest I end up getting identified in some weird ass forensic files episode about scrawny white niggas that fuck HUGE hoes (and pay for it, eat the pussy, and buy them a value meal) hahaha

    I'mma take that BradleyB and give me a BradleyA+
  16. Totse2k1 Houston
    folks i just wanted to impress some black people and show them I was a real ass nigga when I hurled the beer at the cops who were ruining their social justice movement.
  17. Totse2k1 Houston
    Wow, so today, I was fapping and didn't think of this.

    Really happy.
  18. Totse2k1 Houston
    Hey, as many of you know, I am Paul Wozny/aka Totse2k1/aka Beige Warlock/aka Quick Mix Ready.

    It was me the whole time.

    Anyway, I can't log into my Bradley account. Please make that password the same as the Totse2k1 if possible.

    The police hurt me and I don't have my phone to just make a new password like I do every couple of weeks.

    Otherwise go through my PMs like I already know you do and send me my password, please. Thanks. Don't call me or text me or email me, I don't know how to do that shit.
  19. Totse2k1 Houston
    Folks, this isn't what I intended to do with my second day as a homeless person.

    Last night, at approximately 8pm I went to Walmart to steal clothing. Not because I don't have money, but because I don't have any warm clothing. Boy the first night was so fucking cold, so anyway, I have to go past Brownsville to go to the black people walmart. I wisely, did such before night time, unfortunately, I started getting drunk again.

    So anyway, I got a nice sweatshirt, but i had to get a 3XL coat, because the walmarts down here ran out of warm shit to wear, so I made sure it fit and just kept it on.

    when I went back to the train station in brownsville, and my melanin rich friends had set up I shit you not, an impromptu stage, the whole block is full of people (it's 9:30pm on a friday in a black area of miami next to a train station) I noticed that there was not a single white person, I figured perfect, cracked me a steel reserve and walked me down to find

    folks trayvon martin/blastermaster6969 blessed me with 100$, I think I accepted it into my account, he wants me to use it on a motel room an dthe fattest blackest hooker I can find, prostitutes are about 100-200$ here for an hour for like one that most people would want to fuck (I never bough ta prostitute, but plan to) so I figured we finna take that 100$

    and cut it in half,

    motel room like 45$ he said and he told me not to get really shitty drunk so i am listening to my friend and not drinking any liquor


    folks, at the black people barbeque concert Black Lives Matter rally for Joe Biden next to the train station, they had music bumpin and it was gangster rap, so I made sure I had some brews, my phone (0% dead), and my wallet.

    so i went back to the train station, and went upstairs, it's 3 stories, and I was finishing my beer and the POLEICE show up on the street and there was a kid who was biking up and down the street with a bike with no front wheel, like a unicycle, but it was a mountain bike and I think it was stolen cuz the wheel's spot had a bunch of like pliers marks on it lololol

    so the music cuts out and the black people all start dispersing and I'm on the third floor, it's like midnight, i figured I was impervious,

    >_> So I threw a half full tall boy at the cop car on the street level from really high up.

    >_> I didn't understand how fast Miami Police Department moves. There was 4 cops upstairs so fucking fast, and I pointed at the stairs when they arrived, and I figured I had no beer on me, so they put me against a wall, took everything out of my pockets.

    And they threw everything I had in my pockets off the wall, asked me if I want to go off the wall, and when I said I was sorry , that really infuriated them, and I was thrown on the floor, and kicked by like 3 cops but they didn't want to hurt me, I know this cuz they all have steel toed boots on and only kicked me in the legs and chest (not face)

    Then they asked some guy what they should do and they made me stand up and I figured I'm going to jail.

    They walked me downstairs and asked me to gather my stuff, made me pick up the beer can (that landed about ten feet away from the cop car I aimed at), and told me I locked out till 6am to the train station, the phones destroyed, all my cards and IDs and wallet and shit are all there and work. so I sat outside, oh and one of the cops took my vape and my weed and the cracked weed pipe and threw it over a fence (I tried to find away around the fence but it's barb wire protecting the train tracks and after 1 train came through at 6am everything was SMASHED)

    my knees and ankles hurt but I'm really thankful they didn't kick me in the face or head or hands cuz that would've really damaged me

    Decided to buy more weed when my plug wakes up, and I'm not gonna drink today.
  20. Totse2k1 Houston
    The second book, if you care to discuss it ever, is one of my favorites.
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