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Posts by Totse2k1

  1. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat And you dont think you and majority of users on this forum are pieces of shit in one way or another to one degree or another?

    No, not really
  2. Totse2k1 Houston
    If you just go to FetLife.com and list yourself as a tranny in Milwaukee Wisconsin I'll give you my address that night.



  3. Totse2k1 Houston
    What a fuckin faggot
  4. Totse2k1 Houston
    cuz fokls if you ever criticized me and I see a photo of you (like I upload a couple of a week of me!) and your appearance matches (the fact you suck dick to get non opiate medications in order to 'function') LOL I'mma save that shit, and imma laugh

    i'mma show our other friends who don't use methadone/use tinychat and we finna laugh

    but that can't happen unless ur subuxone ass isn't nodding off too hard to take a selfie lol Talk to you in four days when you're woke enough to respond to a forum.
  5. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Uhh i didnt read this but wot lol

    I masturbated till completion 3 times in the last thirty six hours, I drank 3 beers last night, and Im so happy I don't have to go to the methadone/subuxone clinic at 8am and stand in line. I'd rather be dead than be an opiate junkie who can't get a boner and wont show his face on cam because he's really badly addicted (and knows it shows).

    so I tried taking advice from you in september and took 3 courses instead of 5 because you said 5 was too much for you, bro you are in community college and white, you must be fucking straight stupid if you can't keep up, so i'm doing five courses lol and I no longer take advice from retarded addicts who struggle to do 3 classes in community college.

    If you can do me a favor, talk about yourself when you reply, or don't give an opinion, broke ass bitch, I got a 8mg sub if you suck this dick faggot, you won't even have to wait till tomorrow to GET U SUM
  6. Totse2k1 Houston
    Hey everyone so I went to the library and I have this paperwork that said some guys name but you know religious institutions don't really be too on the up and up when it comes to like... verification.

    So I went on the public library computer here in down town miami, I went and looked up Funeral for Bishop Milwaukee, Wisconsin on google, I found out every time a bishop dies, they put that shit in the paper with all the credentials, so I looked up his signatory and I'm not gonna lie, that nigga used a sharpie half the time, I own a sharpie, so I did the MS Paint, got the nigga who was overseeing the funeral for a local diocese and I just kinda wrote "BRADLEYB93" where that niggas name was (i used my full real name of course) and I blanked out the (white) document where his name was, so now I got a piece of paper saying I run funerals, marry people and am ordained minister in the catholic church, BUT the guy who signed off on all my paperwork died in October. (Does the Church know what documents a 93 year old man signed in his last year of life with a fat tipped sharpie? Probably gonna take a day or two either way on god, and it is real, I am from there, I went to Seminary school at (local catholic church to where i'm from in Wisconsin), and I'm gonna tell them, I'm a priest, i'm homeless, I came here four days ago, and I don't know where *google biggest catholic church in miami in spanish* and imma tell them I don't speak spanish, they didn't recognize me, here's my paperwork, I don't know what to do but if you have mass here (the shelter is run by the catholics and connected to a church) I'd like to talk to the bishop when he has a moment, I need to receive sacrement and make a confession (about my drinking of beers for two days) and I would like to receive communion if my sacrement is accepted.

    Then I'mma wait till I'm just by the homeless ppl, and look around and ask them if they know where I can find some good weed at (I got 10$ in 1s, which is the perfect amount to buy drugs if you're a homeless person.

    also: see my thread about how imma do this pigeon so i can get more money (a real thread, give me five minutes tops im nuts as shit)
  7. Totse2k1 Houston
    dude if i could hurl a whole four pack at the police who ruin that lil niggas block party, i swear to god, i'd have given them all 8 of them,thank god i only had one and missed the car.
  8. Totse2k1 Houston
    i meant to say "he raises quails," my apologies.

    Everything else was true.
  9. Totse2k1 Houston
    Polecat commented on it at one point, rick has never had a wife. Most completely gay men who are 'receivers' don't have children, ex girlfriends, any commitment to anyone (the flamboyant fag son) Most homosexual men from like the suburbs, or the woods, or "up north in upper New York Snowmobiling country" dont come off as gay, but like these fruits.

    Folks this faggot is gayer than me.

    Him and Lil Richard have been "roommates" for 13 1/2 years, in a single bedroom trailer, there nearest neighbor is one mile away.

    Rick does not work, does not have government money, receives no food stamps, does not file taxes, u know what he does for Polecat to give him half of everything he owns?

    He sucks his dick and gets fucked like a little faggot is supposed to.



    Now Polecat goes to work full time, he raises chickens, this nigga is always traveling and he likes outdoor sports...

    And has a man at home living for free whose one job is to feed the dog… Oh and have dinner ready.

    Folks I was not born under the dumbfuck tree.

    So Rick the Dick sits at home 24/7 for the last 12 years straight, doesn't work, doesn't buy food, doesn't have anything contributing, just lets a dog out a couple times a day.

    Folks Polecat is a homosexual. I welcome him to the LGBT&T Homosexuals United. Please tell Rick to make an account too, he sounds like a really wonderful (32 year old man who doesn't pay any of his bills while Poley takes care of him, and 'really takes care of him')
  10. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by frala That is exactly who I am lol.

    Well I guess it depends. Sometimes I will reach to people but truth be told I am typically not the one to initiate plans or contact.

    how do i contact you
  11. Totse2k1 Houston
    im aight
  12. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie The lore is strong with you. Have you ever played KotOR 1/2? Pretty dank you get to go to the Sith academy on Koriban too etc, some nice holocrons on the history of the Sith and stuff like that.

    wow i feel like if this tickles you in any type of way, you also fuck children.
  13. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was barely falling asleep this morning after partying for the first time in 11 months and my dad calls me and tells me my cousin in the next town over was found by his gf in bed dead with blood around his mouth. I asked him how did he die and he said he wasn't sure they were going to do an autopsy, but evidently alcohol was a part of it. So who knows what else he took.

    I wouldn't say I'm sad. It sucks for his mom and gf but the last 10 years or so I haven't seen him or heard to much about him. Just strange because I've never known someone in my family to die before.

    Oh well guess that's how to cookie crumbles sometimes. I've woken up in hospitals before messed up but never anything that I couldn't just get up and leave after several hours. Has anyone else here had a family member pass in a similar way?

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    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Bill Krozby is now agiving a eulogy:

    I am Bill Krozbyler… and… If I did not *hyperventilating* fear incarceration from human authority figures, *eyes well up with tears* a-authority figures… i-I w-would terminate *full on sobbing* your life functions by applying sufficient pressure *collapses* to your blunt skull *bangs head upon ground* so as to force its collapse! *sobbing and banging your head on the ground* y-You.. are.. wise. B-but there's a s-sadness to your wisdom. *stops banging head on ground* *sobbing in fetal position*

    Your uncle carries you away as your family looks on in shame as you deliriously utter "H… hi, Mr. Conehead. "
  14. Totse2k1 Houston
    Ghost has a homosexual appreciation for Douglas Monks aka Kr0z aka the hot dog stuff.
  15. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo The Daddy's Daughter Dog doesn't exist

    Originally posted by Ghost I would like William Bill Bill Krozbyby to confirm this menu and add to it. I have gone all way back to 2015 looking for all his posts about recipes for ΚRΟΖ DOGS.

    THE ΚRΟΖ DOG is sauerkraut , mayo, bacon pieces, purple onion, on a sheboigan weiner cooked in Pabst blue ribbon. with a lil spicy sauce/mustard on a poppy seed bun.

    THE DERPADEW Special house sauce made from ketchup, cayane pepper, dukes mayo and lemon juice. Brautwurst on a toasted white bread bun with onion, tomato, some bacon and pickeled carrots on the side



    THE WHIMPY WHIMPER A chili dog with ghost pepper sauce. Its so hot it makes you whimpers..

    WHIMPERS $4 Chili Fries, optional ghost pepper sauce. Same chili that goes on a whimpy whimpers.

    THE SLAM PIG A pulled pork dog, cause it fucking slams

    THE MAL A footlong polish sausage with spicy fried onions because she likes to cry a lot and a generous amount of mayo because nothing says THE MAL like downing 12 inches of meat covered in white sauce.

    THE LIFE AND DEATH DOG An all chicken hotdog with an egg on top, chipotle with black pepper.
  16. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor The DH NUTTER
    ( folks? )

    The CHOMO, made with factory-seconds of a fat, greasy, polish weiner on deported Californian buns.

    can i get two without the chomo
  17. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 Vinny is #1 LUser.
  18. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Dregs happy new year Candy, mmQ..

    she's gone bro, she got enough of the pale penis and left our community pregnant, filledup, and creamed, she don't need anything more from us, you no posting faggot who comes here to worship Candy,

    u ever try just saying to a black guy "hey can I eat ur ngrdik fgt?" same thing as you rn ITT
  19. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein And whoever keeps commenting on my YouTube videos…get your stalking ass off my channel

    Stay your ass over here in 2022 in your pedos paradise where i left you…


    Bitch

    Vinny is #1 User.
  20. Totse2k1 Houston
    i'll buy you 4 double bacon cheese burgers delivered via Door Dash if you do this and get my account working and (i guess) i'll need your full name and address so the food gets to you.
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