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  1. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Got my bed put together!
  2. Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woulda went with Bambii Honeybuns, but OK.

    Kinda gay but ok
  3. Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty Got my bed put together!

    Can't wait
  4. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m trying to hang art and I’m very nervous 😮‍💨
  5. Originally posted by shitty titty I’m trying to hang art and I’m very nervous 😮‍💨

    Poor Art!
  6. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Bambi was a Male, a young male. You know this, Right Bradley? kind of Paul Wozny of you to say Bambi Sweetener
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty I’m trying to hang art and I’m very nervous 😮‍💨

    just do like they do in the hood. Set it on the floor and lean it back towards the wall
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty I’m trying to hang art and I’m very nervous 😮‍💨


    use hydro pump.


    it's super effective.
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Guys!


    super cute



    how much?
  10. I say let Art go. Don't hang him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Guys!


    This looks awesome! I’m super into that fireplace.

    Might I recommend a fake plant that is ivy like with long tendrils. Also a small stack of books are a great way to style a bar cart.
  12. Totse2k1 Houston
    I tied a shoelace around my penis (while masturbating) because Id idn't have a cock ring and it's now gotten too tight and I can't get the string off and I'm afraid to stick a knife between my penis and the string

    this sint' good
  13. Totse2k1 Houston
    i've been trying to get this thing off for like an hour I tried ice and vegetable oil
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    this happened to me once

    use lube or soap
  15. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant This looks awesome! I’m super into that fireplace.

    Might I recommend a fake plant that is ivy like with long tendrils. Also a small stack of books are a great way to style a bar cart.

    fake plants are OK with real plants to create atmosphere without having to tend to every single plant's different watering schedual because all plants dont need to be fed water everyday.

    real plants in say a sun room or section of the house will create oxygen. and if you can build a greenhouse or a room you can shut the doors, it will be like an oxygen therapy room. try and get caterpillars and see if they can mature into butterflies to buzz around. get a Gecko and or a Chameleon
  16. Totse2k1 Houston
    I'm gonna use a razor blade on it if I have to
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    im calling sarah
  18. Originally posted by shitty titty Guys!


    closeted coal burner
  19. Originally posted by shitty titty Guys!


    Is that an oil burning stove? Does it need a chimney?
  20. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Is that an oil burning stove? Does it need a chimney?

    Gel fuel. Smokeless so doesn’t need a chimney. The gel fuel crackles too.
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