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My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝

  1. #21
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.

    Yeah. I got a guy suppose to come this evening and get them.
    I don't know where the guy is though. If he doesn't show imma try tomorrow or buy a cheap bee suit and hopefully get them in a box to take into work.
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  2. #22
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Yeah. I got a guy suppose to come this evening and get them.
    I don't know where the guy is though. If he doesn't show imma try tomorrow or buy a cheap bee suit and hopefully get them in a box to take into work.

    What are you going to do with them at work?
    You wont need a bee suit those bees are full of honey and wont do shit to you unless you really fuck with them.
    Cut the branch that they are on and move them in a box if you have to but they most likely will move on tomorrow.
    When the cluster like that they are just waiting to decide where they will move next.
    They like hollow trees and old buildings they never setup in a tree like that.
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  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks we are two of the few cool ones in here, sry idk

    i dont see anyone on this site being considered 'cool'
  4. #24
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree

    pop quiz: what do wasps eat?

    thats why you leave the wasps alone then thank them for killing all the really annoying bugs
  6. #26
    Go find a Yellow Jacket Hive and put it in a plastic bag, put it in the fridge to calm the yellow jackets, then take it out of the bag gently and throw it at the bee hive. FUCKING LOL
  7. #27
    don't do it. I love bees. they make food and help with pollenization of flowers while Yellow Jackets are just annoying flies with stingers
  8. #28
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    How many bee's would you like to save today Sir? (most of our customers spend about $3000-$10,000 on an average purchase and we are very busy this time of year)

  9. #29
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont see anyone on this site being considered 'cool'

    you love me, dont be shy
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    UPDATE



    They've set up a hive very near to my house/driveway right by the kids sandbox.
    I'm looking at bee suits now.

    Any suggestions?

    Knock down the hive with a projectile at this point.

    If it was smaller you could envelope it in a tupperware container filled with gas and let the fumes kill the bees, but that hive is huge and up in a tree.
  11. #31
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Just plant a bunch of chrysanthemum, that'll learn em to evolve to choose flowers better and if they all die well that's just darwinism natural selection
  12. #32
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The bee keeper never came and another one never even called me back.
    I ordered myself a bee suit.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08HLVD1NV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1



    Tomorrow I'm going to go slit all their throats.
  13. #33
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The bee keeper never came and another one never even called me back.
    I ordered myself a bee suit.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08HLVD1NV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1



    Tomorrow I'm going to go slit all their throats.

    I wish I could pick up yer beeez
  14. #34
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks I wish I could pick up yer beeez

    Nah, Imma probably just wack 'em with a stick.
    Make a really cool video of me running around screaming.
    Then I'm going to play some video games.
  15. #35
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
  16. #36
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Nah, Imma probably just wack 'em with a stick.
    Make a really cool video of me running around screaming.
    Then I'm going to play some video games.

    I do believe this
  17. #37
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My wife denied me the right to prove myself as a man.
    She called a "professional" 😠






    I was so mad I couldn't take good pictures.
    And to top it off, they lost the queen bee 🐝

    In other words, I'm probably not finished with this thread.
  18. #38
    I like to put honey all over my dick then sit outside during the summer so all the insects come and mess with it
  19. #39
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    ur wife gey sry
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  20. #40
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Solstice I like to put honey all over my dick then sit outside during the summer so all the insects come and mess with it



    Originally posted by Solstice I like to put honey all over my dick then sit outside during the summer so all the insects come and mess with it


    bugs rly dont like me
    D:
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