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My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝

  1. 2024-04-28 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks you love me, dont be shy

    only if you swallow
  2. 2024-04-28 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #42
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Knock down the hive with a projectile at this point.

    If it was smaller you could envelope it in a tupperware container filled with gas and let the fumes kill the bees, but that hive is huge and up in a tree.

    that sounds plausible.

    what could go wrong...
  3. 2024-04-28 at 4:09 PM UTC
    #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The bee keeper never came and another one never even called me back.
    I ordered myself a bee suit.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08HLVD1NV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1



    Tomorrow I'm going to go slit all their throats.

    make sure to post live streaming video.

    this autta be good...
  4. 2024-04-29 at 4:11 AM UTC
    #44
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I like to put honey all over my dick then sit outside during the summer so all the insects come and mess with it

    Shoving a pet rat up ur ass is a good choice too when it comes to critter fun time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2024-04-29 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #45
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I like bees :(

    Are you beeing for real?
  6. 2024-04-29 at 4:14 AM UTC
    #46
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.

    What about wasps?
  7. 2024-04-29 at 4:39 AM UTC
    #47
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kinks ur wife gey sry

    FUCKING BASED KINKOU POST FONAPLATS LITERALLY IN TEARS THAT THE LOVE OF HIS DREAMS WAS JUST INSULTED BY THE WOMAN HE COULD NEVER HAVE HOYL SHIT!!!
  8. 2024-04-29 at 5:24 AM UTC
    #48
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Are you beeing for real?

    yes
  9. 2024-04-29 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Shoving a pet rat up ur ass is a good choice too when it comes to critter fun time.

    Porcupines are better
  10. 2024-04-30 at 2 AM UTC
    #50
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My wife denied me the right to prove myself as a man.
    She called a "professional" 😠



    \

    I was so mad I couldn't take good pictures.
    And to top it off, they lost the queen bee 🐝

    In other words, I'm probably not finished with this thread.

    because you talked about doing something but didn't

    You should of did something and not even talked about it with her and the kids. stop tooting bravado you don't have.

    also this guy will take it for his own honey business you dumb fuck. you could of found the queen and placed it in a manmade hive and collected honey
  11. 2024-04-30 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #51
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Shoving a pet rat up ur ass is a good choice too when it comes to critter fun time.

    I heard that gerbils are illegal in California because of stuff like this but I don't know if it's true. Gavin Newsome definitely walks around with some sort of rodent up his ass 24/7.
  12. 2024-04-30 at 2:17 AM UTC
    #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I heard that gerbils are illegal in California because of stuff like this but I don't know if it's true. Gavin Newsome definitely walks around with some sort of rodent up his ass 24/7.

    its a chinese midget...like in that movie 'total recall'...except instead of being hidden in a dudes chest, hes stuck up his asshole

    like a butt monkey
  13. 2024-05-07 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #53
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman
    he now wrote a law to force stores to shut down all self check-outs

    he's using the the reasoning of " to stop theft" but I'm pretty sure the unions got to him and he is wanting the stores to hire more people (not that Zoomers wanna work). shit I might go get a part time job then. because I need more money. 1450 a month. not to mention give me something to do over that of staying here jacking off all over you incel degenerates

    I want a chill job without fearing a gun pointed at my head for doing cashier work. so many robberies these days.

    I want 2 8 hour a day or 2 4 hour a day if I make 40 an hour. but most jobs pay like 22-24.


    lets do the math that the gub lets me make before taking half dollars


    so like umm 22-23 an hour x 8 x 8 is close to the max I can make.


    gonna buy a chicken coup in the middle of the desert and live in it
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