Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2023-08-07 at 4:07 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: September Edition
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist C’mon ya’ll I wanna win this one, let’s get voting!

   
   What happened to the dog fucker?
2. 2023-08-07 at 11:02 AM UTC in It's been narty
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I used to wake up to texts like this from a meth head girl that she would send at like 3am.
3. 2023-08-06 at 5:33 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I think I'mma make dinner tonight, but i'm not gonna tell anyone anything and when my friend and his girlfriend come over, I'm gonna bust out a giant platter of bread sticks. Cuz I got this dough shit to make like 2 dozen of them, but you gotta oil em up and hit em with parmessean and oregano before you cook them, then when they come out, i will produce my (store bought) salsa that I hit with oregano, a cut up habanero and spring onions so the shit looks like I made it all myself instead of 2 cans of pillsbury dough, some shit i found in the pantry, and some salsa I put two things into. I even make sure I cut all the onions and peppers all shitty so people know it's home made instead of seeing uniformly cut vegetables in the salsa i got out of a jar.
   
   Lil extra salt and a little sour cream because his wife hates anything spicy. So it seems like a give a shit.
   
   Shit motherfucker i'm literally gonna make bread sticks and convince these 3 cuban people that I made all of it in 20 minutes, and im probably gonna layer the salsa with FireStick Jamacian hot sauce.
   
   im fuckin killin it today, i came up with this whole idea in like two minutes.

   
   I was reading this thinking it was Candy, and started thinking it didn't sound like her.
   
   I make really good biscuits with flour and lard and buttermilk, but idk how to get it the consistency of garlic bread.
4. 2023-08-06 at 5:25 PM UTC in Shooting the watertower tonight.
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I've seen videos of leaking water towers I think on Tiktok from where people shot holes in them.
5. 2023-08-06 at 5:14 PM UTC in Cars with license plate readers
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jerryb Never seen one with a shitload of them. Just remember reading about repo companies being tied into the database.

   
   You probably don't pay attention like I do. I'll bet you anything you've been around what I'm talking about
6. 2023-08-06 at 5:12 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
   
   the only talent butt has is being White.

   
   Who is butt??
7. 2023-08-06 at 5:12 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein I never thought about his age but I guess he’s quite a bit older I just remember he was on bill and Ted excellent adventures when I was little…
   
   What is he 60…he looks damn good

   
   I'm just messing with you. You aren't watching Halloween movies yet?
8. 2023-08-06 at 4:44 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Sorta…to both questions…my celebrity crush is Keanu Reeves

   
   You would probably like her more if she had a wig the color of her pants suit. Isn't he a little old for you? I think he's like half Asian so that's good news for vinny.
9. 2023-08-06 at 3:29 PM UTC in Cars with license plate readers
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jerryb It's a nationwide system and yes repo guys can get on it. Getting harder to dodge not paying for your car these days.

   
   I've mostly seen patrol cars with one mounted on the trunk or something. These unmarked cars with a bunch of them in all different directions seem designed for parking lots. And it doesn't seem to me like something law enforcement would have much use for now that I think about it. And now that I learned that one was a repo man.
10. 2023-08-06 at 3:25 PM UTC in Cars with license plate readers
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jerryb It's a nationwide system and yes repo guys can get on it. Getting harder to dodge not paying for your car these days.

    
    System? You just mean a license plate database?
    
    Law enforcement wouldn't usually do that in a parking lot like that though right?
11. 2023-08-06 at 11:12 AM UTC in Cars with license plate readers
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    So since 2014-2015 on a couple of occasions I've seen cars, random newish model cars riding slow around parking lots. They'll usually have tinted windows but sometimes the back ones will be rolled down and they will have a fuckton of those license plate readers pointed in all directions.
    
    I always assumed this was the police or feds or something (maybe it is sometimes?) But the last time I saw it I was outside and I warned the people inside. 10 minutes later the same car pulls up with a tow truck and they tow one of the cars. So I take it that was a repo man?
    
    Do you think it always is? Cops will sometimes use them on highways just waiting to get a hit to fuck with someone over their registration or something but if they're in a parking lot like this they're probably going to be looking for something specific amirite?
12. 2023-08-06 at 11:02 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t exclusively base my attraction off of physical appearance…
    
    I need talent and a charismatic personality as well

    
    You're attracted to most of the women you post as far as music?
    
    Physically though she's not really your type? She's one of my celebrity crushes. Idk why.
13. 2023-08-05 at 11:16 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Can she sing ?

    
    Idk lol what's that have to do with anything?
14. 2023-08-05 at 10:57 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes I am

    
    So what do you think of her
15. 2023-08-05 at 8:59 PM UTC in Why is alcohol the hardest thing to give up?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Weak-willed person checking in.
    
    It's just a good time simple as that. If it wasn't there wouldn't be hundreds of millions of people imbibing in it every fucking day.

    
    It really doesn't even feel that great anymore.
16. 2023-08-05 at 8:57 PM UTC in NIS fitness club
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I hit a plateau with weights and hurt my shoulder so I got a fifth of vodka and got drunk Wednesday-Friday. I was still exercising earlier but going easy. And I mostly ate healthy besides that.
17. 2023-08-05 at 8:53 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    
    
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18. 2023-08-05 at 8:43 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    
    The guy recording was a fairweather friend.
19. 2023-08-05 at 8:38 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Candy are you attracted to other women?
20. 2023-08-05 at 8:36 PM UTC in Are used bookstores dead forever?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Idk of any besides 2nd and Charles which is a chain and so expensive it might as well not be used.
    
    All the small ones are closed. When they were open it was hard to find a book written in the past 10 years.
    
    So many fiction authors have templates they use to publish 5 books a year so it takes up a lot of room. And maybe people don't buy actual books anymore?
    
    Back in the late 2000s it was all good. Another reason to hate Jeff Bezos ig