User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 79
  6. 80
  7. 81
  8. 82
  9. 83
  10. 84
  11. ...
  12. 149
  13. 150
  14. 151
  15. 152

Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy



    The kid and I hit up Home Depot for ceiling tiles. I bought her a Kinder Egg and a lollipop for behaving.

    Then mowed the grass and worked a bit on the patio but the wasp scared me inside.

    I got all but 2 damaged ceiling tiles replaced.

    Then I put my feet up.

    This was all yesterday but I forgot to post.

    After relaxing and eating I finished my day playing American Truck Simulator.

    Can you post pics of your yard? It looks nice like you live out in the woods alone.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I think they did show a picture. If I'm right, he looks less like the chud meme and more like that fat opened mouthed one (forget what its called)
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    What's that one where the old blind man kills the burglars but keeps the girl and attempts to impregnate her?

    This was unrealistic because she didn't fall in love but could have been a good movie.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Jenkem would be preferable to Crouton
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood apparently the black community loves Trump now because "he a real nigga now" "he gangsta now"

    WOOPS
    lol now the blacks love him even more

    He spent a total of 15 minutes in Atlanta.

    10 of that was probably a makeup touch up and picking just the right pose for the mugshot 🤡
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Amphetamines and phenibut.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker AR500 doesn't age

    And weighs what? 20 pounds?

    Aldra says kevlar holds up though.

    And with steel armor if you're actually wearing it like that bullet fragments will fly off and hit you in your neck and shit if it doesn't have some special coating. Idk if they started putting that on all of them.

    There's also some level 4 armor that I think is a PE and aluminum combination. I forget how heavy they are.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I was under the impression that they were good as long as the fibres and plates were intact

    would take a long time for kevlar fibres to break down naturally or break down from friction; they're literally designed to withstand that

    Maybe that's just something to make money off if police department contracts or something. And why not? It's not like they have to work for it or anything.

    But what do you think about the PE? Is it not really going to degrade over a decade or two if it's not exposed to the elements?
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Kevlar armor is supposed to only be good for a short period of time (I forget how long but I think like a few years and they're supposed to be replaced). But I think like 10 years ago I read about level 2 vests from the 80s being tested and them still working fine.

    On the other hand idk how much they were used. Level 2 or today 3A kevlar armor is something that's naturally going to be worn more. It bends, it's fairly comfortable to ride around in a vehicle with, covers more area and will stop most handguns that you're most likely to be shot at with.

    I wonder how much the layers rubbing against each other degrades it. Storage temperature etc. So there could be a lot of factors with that.

    Then there's polyethylene rifle plates. I guess this is fairly new? I had never heard of them 10 years ago. But they're lighter than ceramic, and a lot less expensive.

    I was talking about the capitalist programmed obsolescence of Glocks and how nobody would want a gun with a 30 year old plastic frame. This probably goes double for anything meant to stop bullets 😄 but unless you're the government who has to worry about recycling them off dead men it's probably the way to go.

    I'm just curious though, what do you think about what I'm saying about the kevlar, the use and storage temperature etc playing a role, and PE armor?
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It sucks
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Invade them like Syria? (Them being invited by the government to kill terrorists the US is training)
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you actually think a doctor can create a new vagina from some tissue samples?

    Have you seen what the results from any sort of surgery look like? I had surgery, it's one step removed from butchery. They just basically cut and sew and hope it all holds together. It frequently doesn't.

    Trannies usually fuck with their asshole. Assholes are tight and muscular and great fun to fuck. And when she's on hormones it smells just like a girls asshole. Meaning not bad at all compared to a guy's asshole.

    Weird that guy's shit is so much worse than female shit, but you can see this with other species too. For instance cow shit is a different thing to bull shit.

    The whole "I didn't realise you were a transgender when fucking you" thing you see on TV and movies is jedi BS. Kinda like how the character in Friends lived in massive apartments, basically sky mansions. Or how in Seinfeld the misformed jedis were always able to bang top notch aryan pussy.

    I liked for your post about surgery but American surgeons may be better and put more effort into investing cocks than anything actually important. And I don't really try to smell unclean female asses but idk that they smell different than men.

    I think part of the way a vagina smells is sweat? It kind of has a sweaty smell but there are other smells too and it still has a smell even if it's just been washed which can vary a little. With shit I think it's mostly bacteria. A baby's shit doesn't really stink for a couple months at least. Maybe if it's on some kind of formula but not breast feeding.

    I was thinking about that yesterday though. Horse shit doesn't smell nearly as bad as cow shit. I was driving through the country.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I saw a guy selling dogs today. They were cane Corso American bully mix. He didn't want much, the father looked like a cane corso but he seemed to have that lazy pussy temperament of American bullys. Idk if they were bred to be like that.

    It's probably best to stick with things with papers though. Dogo argentinos would be cool because you could use them to hunt. But I prefer dark colored dogs.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    Fancy seeing you here.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai All I know is that even before I trooned out my dick smelled like pussy a couple times. In that pleasant natural pussy kinda way, not that Summer's Eve kinda way.

    🤨 I've never heard of that but if so that's wild.



    Originally posted by aldra it's literally a wound that's made out of ASSHOLE SAUSAGE CASING and NOT ALLOWED TO HEAL

    I thought they turned their dick inside out but they probably use different methods.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson god damn, what a subject line

    I don't see how I've never seen it asked. That's the main thing I've always wondered about it.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Man I bet you think dicks don't smell like pussy or something lmao. Circumcised dudes don't even know they own bodies. smh

    Lol so you're saying uncircumcised dicks smell like pussies?
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    A lot of people say they fuck trannies idk if they're joking or not. I think most guys on hookup things probably would/have but idk if people here joke about it.

    Something I've wondered is do they smell like real vaginas? I would think they would have a weird smell but idk what makes normal pussies smell the way they do.

    But guys have sex with them without knowing so??
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Garlic salt, Lawry's seasoned salt, and I think it was Heinz that made this BBQ sauce with tomato sauce.

    And mustard on most things grilled (before you grill it)
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny racist

    How are you today vinny?
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 79
  6. 80
  7. 81
  8. 82
  9. 83
  10. 84
  11. ...
  12. 149
  13. 150
  14. 151
  15. 152
Jump to Top