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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like Testicular cancer.

    Don't say that.



    Originally posted by aldra maybe your hands are shrinking

    Maybe. I also ate a lot of dairy the other day which I don't normally do. Maybe that did something too.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Oh, are they the same size as emotes now? Like is :angry: 17x17 and you wanted to be consisent or something?

    Were those always done with <svg> tags? Wack.



    10x10 looks more normal to me, but something about it still feels off.

    I don't think they were always shiny. We should have paid more attention.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    So I noticed this morning that my balls are bigger than I can ever remember them being. I would say a little smaller than the small chicken eggs (not the jumbo ones).

    I'm not really sure why. I'm not on any meds and haven't drank alcohol in about 2 months. I've been taking black maca powder for energy and ashwagandha extract for stress (both are supposed to be good for testosterone) but I've been taking both for a while.

    I jerked off last night. I try not to do that often because I don't like porn, and it's like killing my own potential kids not even giving them a chance. If I don't do it eventually I'll get desperate enough to have sex with someone I've already been with. But my point is that I don't think it has anything or much to do with that.

    So what's the science behind this? I know your balls produce hormones. So this is always a good thing right? What makes them bigger?
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green the one time I tried Cocaine in my 20s i stayed up all night painting a "Friends" bathroom then when his landlord screamed we were up doing cocaine all night and that she's changed her mind about allowing him to move in, He lied to his mom and said I supplied the cocaine but then recanted his fucking story 10 years later. meantime I wasn't allow to go over their house for years.

    asking him why he did such a bitch move he said "Are you kidding me, Then I wouldn't have a place to stay since my first apparentment got taken away from me"

    I think he went into the navy after that. saw him a few decades back but havn't seen him since. he weighed like 450 fucking pounds. just an absolute wall. I wonder if he's still alive today :( we had some fun times in our youth together. I rolled his car at 90mph. we walked away from it and I had to take a cab to then Kaiser Hospital in Oakland because my ribs were broken and a bruised lung and liver. but they thought we ended up in quicksand because that's were they found 2 wheels of the axel that broke off. they thought we got ejected and sunk in the swampy mud. right next to the old Oakland Raiders training camp. my brother in law was one of the first on the scene too.

    And speaking of that though have you thought of getting on adipex or Adderall or something for weight loss? Or are you already on meth? Bradley called you a tweaker I think.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green the one time I tried Cocaine in my 20s i stayed up all night painting a "Friends" bathroom then when his landlord screamed we were up doing cocaine all night and that she's changed her mind about allowing him to move in, He lied to his mom and said I supplied the cocaine but then recanted his fucking story 10 years later. meantime I wasn't allow to go over their house for years.

    asking him why he did such a bitch move he said "Are you kidding me, Then I wouldn't have a place to stay since my first apparentment got taken away from me"

    I think he went into the navy after that. saw him a few decades back but havn't seen him since. he weighed like 450 fucking pounds. just an absolute wall. I wonder if he's still alive today :( we had some fun times in our youth together. I rolled his car at 90mph. we walked away from it and I had to take a cab to then Kaiser Hospital in Oakland because my ribs were broken and a bruised lung and liver. but they thought we ended up in quicksand because that's were they found 2 wheels of the axel that broke off. they thought we got ejected and sunk in the swampy mud. right next to the old Oakland Raiders training camp. my brother in law was one of the first on the scene too.

    I did it for the first time since I was like 20 a little a year ago but it wasn't much. I was just hanging out with somebody and we were doing it. It wasn't enough to stay up. We were drinking and doing that. I just drove to some meth heads house who was up at like 1am burning shit and slept in my car.

    But my point is that coke is going to feel better than weed for anyone but especially someone like me that doesn't like weed. Being high on weed is slightly less unpleasant to me than benadryl. And it's a similar feeling I get.

    I've read that coke and meth increases testosterone in the short term but you crash and on top of that you're not sleeping which is terrible for testosterone levels. Something else I've noticed with amphetamines (prescription too) is that the energy I get from it is never for exercise. It's like for other shit.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Russia and BRICS, and I think China's plan with Africa is the way to go. Russia isn't creating a refugee crisis by overthrowing governments, stealing resources and exploiting these countries.

    The UK, US and France did this with Libya and they're currently trying to start another war in Africa that will create another refugee crisis on a much larger scale. And they literally can't take the refugees although they should have to. There are consequences for this. It's the natural progression. It's the result of all these things they've done in the past.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I started getting a 502 bad gateway error this morning now the icons look all weird
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I don't think any Western countries/governments have changed much over the past couple centuries. I don't think there's ever been a real power exchange. The US or the UK of today is a natural progression from that.

    Nostalgia is a hell of a drug though.
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Thank you fona phone

    How old are you now?
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Blunt Wrap Supreme happy birthday

    It hasn't been her birthday for like two weeks.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I see some dogs without papers going for a good bit but it has to be rare breeds that there's a fairly high demand for like mastiff breeds.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I would say something like English or French bulldogs but they need cesarean sections to birth I'm pretty sure so that's money that would have to be spent on vet and stuff. Maybe a mastiff or something like a ridgeback, I know mastiffs usually cost a good chunk of change.

    How could paying for a dogs c-section possibly be the most profitable? And I imagine they don't have many either. I think some of the small dogs only have like 2. So unless they sell for upwards of $10k I don't see that. And it also seems risky. I think some kind of mastiff would be good.



    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yorkies

    Same with the number of puppies?
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOL


    Funny comments but these are delusional shitlibs who fell for the WWE political entertainment as much as Trump fans.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I always think of shit like this


    Is this from "The Craft" or some cover?
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    You're so retarded.

    Butt needs to hear what you said though. He isn't the biggest you've had, maybe not even the top __ but he's the perfect size for you ❤ things like this make men fall in love with you and are the foundation for long lasting relationships. I'm a guy so you need to trust me on that.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Don’t try to make me laugh and get on my good side again..we enemies…. again

    Lol that made you laugh? Poor butt 😭
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    NIS doesn't really have totse vibes though so maybe not.

    If it has to be something about black people in space, 🫤 the original Spacejam had a whole soundtrack so I'm sure there's some on there.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And you never answered me about you talking to butt about the size of his dick either.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Totse's/NIS background always made me think of Nevermind by Nirvana (the whole thing) and all the surfing shit they played on Pulp Fiction.
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 She's got no leverage. Why don't you bring another woman home and either make her help you have sex with her or just watch?

    You're not getting any of her welfare money either? Is she at least buying the rotting vegetables with her EBT card?

    I would definitely bring another woman home without discussing it with her first.
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