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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Depends on willpower.

    I was putting spoonfuls of it into my coffee every morning and redosing loads of times a day, thought I'd given myself permanent heart problems

    Fucked my head up hearing voices at one point, thought I'd given myself psychosis for life aswell but a 3 year prison term made me better..

    I always thought it a really fun stimulant sorta like pregablin on steroids…

    It also gave me the ability to drink vodka with it having less affect than it usually does but then all hitting me at once hours later and then g3tting up in the morning reposing again and the hangover being gone as soon as I reposed.

    Do you think your heart is ok too. I never had a long term addiction to it but I took way too much one time.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The fact that they sell it on bodybuilding shit, to me proves it doesn't have any negative affect on testosterone. I think Crouton does. If you go to a place that sells it just look at the guys coming and going.

    But the effects on mood seem similar.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I guess it sort of makes sense if it was in full stealth mode (no radios etc.) but why would it be

    and why would he put it in autopilot before ejecting, is there a way to retrieve a plane in autopilot, just doing its own thing?

    I've seen people speculate that it's a cover story for one that was shot down where it shouldn't be, like Ukraine or near China but anyone who shoots one down isn't going to be quiet about it

    He probably arranged for the Chinese to hijack it after he ejected. That's what I would have done.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Is that really your room? It looks like it's from 2008. I flinched when I saw the desk. The picture's ncie but needs a new frame. Green carpet and get rid of the map. Let the fish go somewhere they have a better view.

    Gtfoh shit cunt
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 i never watch any of those people on youtube

    I don't either but if I fall asleep watching Convo Couch, YouTube will autoplay them all night, sometimes talking about how censored they are. My point is that YouTube tries to push shit like this and their recommendations suck.

    I don't even have a YouTube account but I cringe thinking about what my feed would look like after a night of this
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm trying to get a costume together and I Think I might have to make my mom mail me the ketchup bottle outfit I used last year or I gotta go to the nice part of town and steal one. I am considering doing a co-costume, however my first pick was this big black guy who used to live next to me till he gave the police a fake ID, we were gonna go as Paul Wall (With a mouf like a crystal ball, me, white, chubby southern rapper everybody likes) and he was gonna be Project Pat (He looks like project pat)

    now he's getting charged with a felony and deported because he didn't have an ID and gave a fake drivers license and they finger printed them through the car window and now he's gotta do a lil time and then go back to the bahamas

    n i aint gonna put tinfoil on my teenth and a big ass fake gold chain, with a 6XL t shirt and walk around by myself on halloween that aint fuckin fun, if u don't havef project pat or juicy J or an eminem look alike u look like a fucking retard

    so last year I went as a naked bottle of ketchup, the bottle was only 4 feet long and obviously 1 foot is the nipple, and it was basically this big tube that went down to my cock (a little more but not really) so I went but ass naked in this ketchup bottle outfit and when people would piont down I be like "I can't see shit " (cuz it's a tube lol) and I wore blue shoes with it which hella clashed. I think I have photos somewhere I can find

    so now i dk what i wanna be

    I thought about buying a pickle suit or an eggplant suit so I'm a giant walking eggplant, I also considered going as MR Peanut.

    I also considered going as the following (that utilize my roommate) a guy with a whip following a black guy (my roommate wasn't going for it) A cowboy riding a chocolate horse (still not interested), He suggested batman and robin I said that's retarded, we have a dog too, I thought aobut going as huckleberry fin and the black guy with the dog, also I thought about making myself into Fidel Castro and him my secretary of the posterier (that's in the maybe pile)

    He could also go as a southern farmer and I jsut dress in all white and find something that looks like a pink udder and some black facepaint and a sharpie and we got as a Slave farmer and a Milkin cow that walks upright.

    Thoughts

    tldr
    Also of consideration:
    Mr Peanut
    Slave Driver and Slave
    A giant pickle
    My old ketchup bottle costume I wear with no pants (Pants will not be worn no matter what i promise)
    A Cow with a Slave Farmer
    Paul Wall & His black friend (impossible because AJ got deported) Juicy J
    Huckle Berry Fin and that black guy on the river (I don't like that idea so much tho)

    Please discuss. Also open to other suggestions I just like halloween and will wear the same costume for like a week on and off throughout the day before Halloween and go get shitty drunk in a bar with no pants on asking people if they wanna squirt (I was a ketchup bottle last year)

    i got laid last time so i'm pretty sure you know like im not gonna do anything different

    I'm trying to think of good white male black male teams/couples. Martin Lawrence and that mustached white guy from "National Security" come to mind. And people might actually get it.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Y r u ignoring me
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 i have seen a few of his videos but don't really follow him much

    muh youtube recommended

    If YouTube recommended or autoplayed it that's usually a bad sign (Joe Rogan, Lex Friedman, Jordan Peterson...)
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna need you to get to the point. But fuck Elon Musk, and Bernie while we're at it.
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Psyop

    Called it
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i secretly want to buy those for my pinkies.

    i use my pinkies' nail to clean my ear waxes and sometimes when my pinky nails broke i was left without any natural implement to remove my ear waxes.

    You're supposed to use it to scoop out cocaine
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Oh it’s very obvious why you like them. I can’t decide which one I like better. They are both really good. I like Sara a little better than Aaron, but you kinda lost some of the novelty in 2 since you already know the gist.

    I forgot the girl lived. That's fucking gay but ig they had to keep it PC
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Ukrainians are just Africans except in the midday sun.

    It depends on which Africans you're talking about. Comparing them to Ukrainians would be an insult to some.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lanny is actually a Kremlin asset.

    That would be great. But they're not getting their money's worth either.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It would suck to be a CIA agent there. I'm pretty sure they're head choppers like Saudi Arabia.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Gluing bits of decorated plastic onto their hands is supposed to excite males. It's pathetic. But if you think blacks and fat American women are bad for this you should see Ukrainians.

    It can be sexy imo but I liked your post just for being hateful and shitting on candy's idols.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Are you white? I don’t think you’re meant to ask that

    White people aren't allowed to hate Cardi B? I hate that this is just text and I can't mimmick her stupid fucking voice.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The US will start worrying about human rights or some shit in the UAE now that they're in BRICS lol
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    That looks like a fun place to live.
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Why is Kafka stalking Sophie though? He's got to be super weird for her to be that obsessed.
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