Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-05-30 at 5:48 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein So are you gonna answer the question or keep tryna manipulate the narrative…
   
   I said ….
   
   Op…please explain why you’re mentioning me with watermelon in your copy cat thread ..thanks

   
   Lol you can't see how it's the same principle? If you can't talk about chicken seasonings you know damn well you aren't going to be posting any watermelons.
   
   I on the other hand can shamelessly enjoy this refreshing treat.
2. 2024-05-30 at 3:59 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I woke up this morning and had to pee and could have had a spectacular dick print pic but I was trying to get it to go down to pee and didn't have my phone. The counter was kind of messy too.
3. 2024-05-30 at 3:26 PM UTC in Trump thinks the F35 fighter is actually invisible.
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   Trump proven right again. I knew the F35 could become invisible. Here's one with the cloaking device activated in Albuquerque

   
   Lol that's not the only one.
   
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12532685/missing-fighter-jet-update.html
   
   They say it's worth 80M but probably way more in Moscow or Beijing. If they were smart they would fly off and retire.
4. 2024-05-30 at 3:12 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks it truly didnt
   
   I think its hot when guys do hilariously simple things like cutting a watermelon in half to eat out with a spoon like a bowl of fruit

   
   You're a sweet woman 🫀
5. 2024-05-30 at 3:11 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I'm trying to find frala...
6. 2024-05-30 at 3:04 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I would make pumpkin soup but I don't have the stuff.
   
   I grow pumpkins because I took the seeds from my daughters first one and every year I do that. I didn't use them for anything for a while but the pumpkin soup tastes mashed potatoes and I think less carbs.
   
   They had been growing bigger lately but I think I fucked these up leaving them in these seed pods I used where the roots couldn't spread out.
7. 2024-05-30 at 2:53 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Anyways Chile lol
   
   
   
   
   
   Why you say that ..copy cat ?

   
   You won't even talk about frying chicken with me 🙄
8. 2024-05-30 at 2:52 PM UTC in Kinkou.
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   She's ok
9. 2024-05-29 at 6:02 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala I know, in your mind you would love for these things to be true and for her and I to be fighting right now bc you are a simple person.

   
   What kind of frozen goyslop are you microwaving for dinner tonight?
10. 2024-05-29 at 5:53 PM UTC in Rashida Tlaib is just in office because she's an ugly Palestinian
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    We all know US politicians are professional wrestlers... one of the people at the libertarian convention said The Cheeto Chomo is a WWE hall of famer. Idk if that's true but that makes him more qualified than anyone else to be President.
    
    Anyway, I think Rashida Tlaib is only there to be an ugly Palestinian and to make the Chosen's genocide more acceptable for Americunts.
    
    They seem to try to ugly up some of the other members too. Nina Turner with those glasses. I think another one shaves her head. Generally speaking though our younger, more attractive actors go to Hollywood... or the WWE. Ijs Rashida Tlaib is even ugly by Washington standards. I don't think it's a coincidence that she's the first Palestinian... whatever tf she is.
11. 2024-05-29 at 5:44 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina maybe shes a tradwife

    
    Do tradwifes use bedpans? ... On the couch?
12. 2024-05-29 at 4:24 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks I like how you're just eating half a watermelon with a spoon… lololol

    
    That's the only way to do it 😁
    
    All the juice stays in it so you can drink it like a cereal bowl.
    
    I could see myself being a little self-conscious about it if I was black lol that's one thing I can recognize my mayo privilege on.
13. 2024-05-29 at 2:45 PM UTC in School is a lot easier when I'm not high on drugs and drinking 40s accross the street from the main building.
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Drinking was the only reason I graduated. If I was sober I would have never gone.
    
    What school are you going to in your 30's though?
14. 2024-05-29 at 2:25 PM UTC in What happened to hydromorphone's kid?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump The human condom, cos he fucked hydro while her husband fucked him.

    
    Seriously? I didn't know the arrangement of the threesome. But she said it was her husband's. I think they tested it.
15. 2024-05-29 at 2:21 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala And I wonder if your mama is a decent woman and your existence offends her.

    
    Candace didn't offend you with the job comment? I picture you only getting off your couch to microwave corndogs. Or to shit...maybe.
16. 2024-05-29 at 2:12 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    
    
    One thing you will see here that I guarantee you will never see in Candace's thread.
17. 2024-05-29 at 2:10 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks the methadone was in like 2014
    
    I don't know frala

    
    You wouldn't like her.
18. 2024-05-28 at 8:31 PM UTC in After the site splits where will you post?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Not again!!! 😩
19. 2024-05-28 at 8:30 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This place is dead. But that's appropriate. I beat you to declaring spooky season. My thread is poppin.
20. 2024-05-28 at 8:27 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks I wasn't drunk lol…… wozny was just real butthurt with aldra and I for stir fryin his ass

    
    See you already forgot you told me that and about the methadone and whatnot...
    
    But I was talking to frala about my name. IRL there was this black guy who was like "you don't mind if I call you cowboy do you?" And I was like sure call me cowboy.
    
    There was this guy that I heard about in the 80's named cowboy that was crazy af 😎 anyway I think I made that account around that time.