Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-06-01 at 2:59 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m actually bodified. So ur loss on it even being a question.

   
   Wtf does that mean?
2. 2024-06-01 at 2:58 PM UTC in I am noticing many paralels between our world and 1940's Spain
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Teachers unions are anti corporate and support the tiktok ban
   
   

   
   Anti-China/pro-free dumbs
3. 2024-06-01 at 2:56 PM UTC in Happy Pride Month🏳‍🌈 (2024)
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Happy pride month to Lindsey Graham.
4. 2024-05-31 at 9:52 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Why because I’m fat??

   
   Are you? ☹️
5. 2024-05-31 at 9:51 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being dumb & weird at the same time. Durrr durr I’m in everyone’s business but u need to be explained to. Don’t follow too close queer baby, u might get Stuck.

   
   I think I'm falling in love with you.
6. 2024-05-31 at 9:41 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   But there's not many carbs. That's what I was going for.
7. 2024-05-31 at 9:38 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Are you being a cunt or giving me a compliment? Make up your mind lady.
   
   Candace isn't comfortable talking about seasoning chicken though. For context.
8. 2024-05-31 at 9:37 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I did think that was some kind of sex toy at first.
9. 2024-05-31 at 9:36 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Shaking it around. Gross. Do I think anyone will care?

   
   What do you mean?
   
   Are you younger than Candace?
10. 2024-05-31 at 9:21 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’ll check it. Don’t blow it

    
    You probably can't cook much better than frala 🙄
11. 2024-05-31 at 9:19 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    So Candace...pork chops? Idk if that's too close to chicken.
    
    These aren't breaded but it's garlic, salt, pepper and turmeric. I like putting mustard on them if I grill them but turmeric is close. I want to try adobo. Wbu?
    
    The other stuff is mozzarella cheese with a little cauliflower mixed in.
    
    
12. 2024-05-31 at 8:58 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m not a political talker…I just say trump 2024 and go …

    
    That's what I thought. If I thought there was any chance of Trump being punished...for paying a hooker to pee on him of all things...some jokes about conjugal visits from Lindsey Ladybug Graham would be in order.
    
    Anyway I got something for you tonight but you gotta check my thread.
13. 2024-05-31 at 8:11 PM UTC in Is there a shittier drug than weed?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator Salvia was pretty shitty.
    
    "Yeah let's smoke a drug that tastes like platinum and makes you feel like pins and needles"

    
    I wanted to try it back in 2008. It sounded interesting but too complicated.
    
    But I say weed is about as good as benadryl because they both make me paranoid and worried about things I normally wouldn't but with benadryl you get that heavy feeling before you get really uncomfortable and start imagining flies. So benadryl is a lil better imo.
14. 2024-05-31 at 7:26 PM UTC in Is there a shittier drug than weed?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Maybe poisoning yourself with Datura seeds?
    
    I would say benadryl is more pleasant lol
15. 2024-05-31 at 5:48 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I want all the MAGA smoke. That's why Candace tries to ignore my political posts. But I hate shitty Joe too.
16. 2024-05-31 at 5:45 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Candace I didn't know you were a Trumper...i kinda suspected it.
17. 2024-05-31 at 5:43 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ummm ;)

    
    Bby
18. 2024-05-31 at 5:42 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Nicki needs to stop before she gets shot in the foot again.
19. 2024-05-31 at 5:41 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    What did the cheeto chomo get convicted of? Solicitation of watersports and incest play? He shouldn't have married Invanka off to the chosen 😑
20. 2024-05-31 at 5:24 PM UTC in **Radical Far Left Lunatic Alert**
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Trump 2024

    
    Oh god...