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2016-04-15 at 5:55 AM UTC in I'm working on a EMV/tokenization projectAt work. Still in the early stages but it's focused on coercing customers into using EMV and an apple-pay-like tokenization system. I feel kind of bad. EMV doesn't mean a conclusive end to skimming type attacks but it certainly isn't good news. That shit used to be a staple of niggas round these parts and in a few years it's going dry right up. Feels bad man, feels bad.
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2016-04-15 at 4:04 AM UTC in Cronaldo lend me your eyes
step 4: become a dirty tweeker
step 5: lose job
step 6: die alone
Sure but step N+1 of any and all N step processes is dying alone so you can hardly count it against a plan. -
2016-04-15 at 4 AM UTC in java.text.SimpleDateFormat Injection Possible?Whatever you think you are, you're a dumbshit right here and now.
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2016-04-15 at 3:59 AM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shitAcid at a casino seems like a terrible idea. The artificiality and desperation of a casino would be really unpleasant
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2016-04-14 at 6:35 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)Assuming you've waited long enough that your tolerance is near-zero I actually think one 100-150ug tab is better than two depending on what you're after. I find it's more cerebral, more connected to your day to day experience. One hit makes me feel like a normal person in a strange wonderful place, two tabs makes me feel like a strange thing in no particular place which can be more profound but is really pretty divorced from the world that I'm taking acid to feel closer to.
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2016-04-14 at 6:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionCan you mail weed? Pot is so abundant here I feel like it's laughable it's illegal anywhere else in the US.
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2016-04-14 at 4:53 AM UTC in I could really use some Xanax.nothing end a long night of drinking like a good benzo. You wake up in 10 hours feeling like a million bucks if somewhat uncoordinated.
Actually it's kinda weird, hours after all the other effects have faded I'll still be stumbling around if I don't put conscious effort into everything physical I do. Fine motor skills are unaffected, I can type just the same, but things like walking or picking up a glass are just as likely to be fucked up 10 hours after a dose as 1. -
2016-04-14 at 4:44 AM UTC in Concerts you've been to this yearSaw Pity Sex in January, Baths and AnCo last month, and I have tickets to a Boris show coming up.
Baths was really interesting live, if you haven't heard him his stuff is really heavily produced, heavily treated vocals, and that's just not feasible to do in a live show so the vocals were a lot more raw. Dude's voice is a nasally kinda whine which you could guess form his studio recordings but when he's doing his live act he really gets behind it and it almost sounds post-hardcore or even punky at times which was weird to heard over pretty much quintessential west coast electronic. -
2016-04-14 at 4:41 AM UTC in I probably look more like a reptile to my cat than a fellow "mammal""mammal"
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2016-04-14 at 4:41 AM UTC in Cronaldo lend me your eyesstep 1: get a well paying job
step 2: buy meth
step 3: use meth -
2016-04-14 at 4:37 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
To be fair, he said a minority couldn't handle it. You might as well say a doctor fails at being a doctor because a small minority of patients have died under his care.
Although I am sure the truth is that Bill Krozby blows ass at even his bottom feeder job, I'm just pointing out the failure of your statement.
I think the difference is that even good doctors are expected to have some of their patients die. I don't think anyone working with customers can be said to be excelling when they slap customers and tell them to fuck off.^lanny can't you love me the way you used to? you were my man for months on rdfrn.
I still like your taste in music fam but the rest is pretty questionable. -
2016-04-14 at 4:33 AM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
But muscles, huge bulging muscles too .. are manly. And manly features such muscles attract men too. But hard muscles are alot of hard work. So what do lazy phaggotts do ????
They grow beard. Lots and lots of beard, something that takes 0 effort and almost guaranteed result … like some of "loose weight while you sleep" product you see on tv meant for lazy people.
So in conclusion : BEARD ARE FOR LAZY PHAGGOTTS.
Oh shit, it really is benny vader -
2016-04-14 at 4:09 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
actually I excel it's just I have a way of treating people and there is a minority that can't handle how I am.
I think that's another way of saying you fail at being a basic pizza delivery boy. Consider such similar euphemisms as "I'm excel at being a doctor it's just I have a way of killing all my patients" and "I excel at being a lawyer, it's just I have a way of literally spitting in some judges' faces so my clients end up in jail" -
2016-04-14 at 3:35 AM UTC in java.text.SimpleDateFormat Injection Possible?Also nothing screams shitty indian programmer like
try {
...
} catch (Exception e) {
e.printStackTrace();
}
Every time I see this in production code I want to slap a bitch.
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2016-04-14 at 3:33 AM UTC in java.text.SimpleDateFormat Injection Possible?Fuck off spectroll, as usual what you posted has absolutely nothing to do with OP.
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2016-04-13 at 6:40 AM UTC in java.text.SimpleDateFormat Injection Possible?You'd have to read the source to be sure but it seems unlikely. Buffer overflow attacks shouldn't be possible since array access in the JVM is checked and I can't imagine any good reason for anything to be eval'd (in shitty implementations you might find people evaling numbers instead of using parseInt or whatever but hopefully not in the standard library).
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2016-04-13 at 5:54 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this weekSo you expecting that promotion to big time pizza shop manager soon?
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2016-04-13 at 4:43 AM UTC in Are bernie cuckhold sanders supporters fucking fucktarded man?
Hows it not?
Try rereading the post you quoted -
2016-04-12 at 6:19 AM UTC in I need some glass
nothing removes cooked-on oven scum like amphetamine
Just be sure you turn it off first. You would think that would be obvious but apparently not for all of us. -
2016-04-12 at 5:32 AM UTC in Are bernie cuckhold sanders supporters fucking fucktarded man?Even if that were true (it's not) it doesn't change the fact that you're so braindead you think posting an oriely video is a good idea for a thread.
