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2016-05-07 at 10:11 PM UTC in jedi chicks are fucking HOTmean*
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2016-05-07 at 10:01 PM UTC in Last Statements of the ExecutedLast statement of the executed: return;
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2016-05-07 at 9:59 PM UTC in So I tried to stop a mugging...u r really dum Bill Krozby boi
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2016-05-07 at 9:55 PM UTC in Is there any reason I shouldn't kill myself?
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2016-05-07 at 9:52 PM UTC in jedi chicks are fucking HOTSarah Silverman is physically attractive, she's sold as such a commercially awkward sex object that I can't bring myself to really like her material on any level though.
I've dated a couple of jedi gals, I like the personality traits, values, typically associated with that demographic but find them particularly above or below the mean in terms of attractiveness. -
2016-05-06 at 10:26 PM UTC in Why countblah banned me right before zoklet closed
Its almost as cute as your attempts at being a crime stopper. AYYY O!!!!
fite me irl bro, I'll crime all over your face. -
2016-05-06 at 9:27 PM UTC in I like overcast/clouds/rain better than sunny weather.The sun sucks dick. Overcast is nice, rain is better, fog is my favorite weather.
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2016-05-06 at 9:14 PM UTC in Why countblah banned me right before zoklet closed
^monday was probably the day he got his boi pussy used and count blah was jelly of dat asshole
Your little lover's quarrel with §m£ÂgØL is so cute -
2016-05-06 at 7:16 AM UTC in Monster EnergyI drank 6 redbulls and a rockstar today, feeling pretty trashy right now and didn't even get a buzz out of it. Caffeine doesn't usually make me feel like this so it's probably the sugar. Energy drinks are shit.
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2016-05-06 at 7:15 AM UTC in So I tried to stop a mugging...I was walking home wearing sunglasses (for reasons not relevant) with my headphones on and up ahead of me a couple of yards I see two guys and a girl on the sidewalk. They look like they're yelling at eachother or something but I can't really hear them. Then one of the guys tries to grab her around the waist and she seemed to be struggling to get away. I'm like "aw shit, I don't wanna get stabbed or nothing but I can't really ignore this" I run over, the girl's gotten away by this point so I step in front of the guy, push him back a bit and say something stupid like "chill out man". I had taken off my glasses and headphones and first I notice the guy is pretty young, then pretty obviously drunk, and that he's smiling like a goof. Then the girl giggles and is like "yeah, chill out guys!" jokingly. So I guess they were just goofing around. I felt like an idiot, apologized for bothering them, and walked away.
I tried to do something cool and ended up looking like an idiot, so I guess the moral of the story is fuck bitches get money? -
2016-05-05 at 4:39 AM UTC in How many episodes of jerry springer have you watched?My dad used to watch that shit because he was a NEET before it was cool, so I probably caught a handful of episodes over a couple of summers. I remember some ugly fat chick flashing the crowd which was popular with the audience and left an impression on me.
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2016-05-05 at 4:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Drinking vodka on a work night, fml.
I'll drink to that -
2016-05-05 at 1:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I'm on my phone- it's a pain in the ass to type anything for me.
I don't see why that means you have to ignore the fact that paragraphs exist. Enter is like the second biggest key on your screen, typing 5 more keystrokes in a wall of text isn't exactly going to grind your posting to a halt.I've known doctors who suffered from dyslexia and couldnt spell a fucking thing right and frankly, 9 times out of 10, the pharmacist needs to call the office for all write scripts because they just can't read their fucking handwriting, so I don't see how my spelling errors have anything to do with my ability to doctor my dog.
I have a hard time believing people who do 8 to 10 years of higher education would think "ineducated" is a word but if there are such people I certainly wouldn't choose them to be my doctor. It's not to say you couldn't conceivably be a good doctor with poor language skills but it does seem like a fairly reliable proxy.gapping hole in her neck that looks like a torn up pussy.
Again, this is not giving me a lot of confidence that your dog is going to be A-OK, but then I guess I'm not the one you're trying to convince. -
2016-05-05 at 12:49 AM UTC in You will open this threadJoke's on you, I was expecting you to try to be funny. By comparison this is refreshing.
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2016-05-04 at 3:34 PM UTC in Anyone here like coast to coast?
"fuck you Bill Krozby! im gonna go paint my parents room black because im a fucking faggot!" / lanny
Lol, you're the one whose shitty poverty stricken alcoholic existence is subsidized by your parents.
Also good job turning this thread around from being pointless shitposting -
2016-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC in Just woke up, how is everybody?oh wait, you got salingeresque, ok, 1 for 2 isn't so bad
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2016-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC in Just woke up, how is everybody?Really "salingeresque" and "fidi" were the most egregious violations. Up your game son
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2016-05-04 at 3:28 PM UTC in Anyone here like coast to coast?
You haven't heard about my big black dick up ur butthole faggot
Good thread Bill Krozby, really generating some good discussion here -
2016-05-04 at 2:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
does anybody actually read this wall of text
The non-linearity of it kinda draws you in. Like maybe you read the first sentence or two expecting to stop there but then there's words that you're just like "why, why are those there? I have no idea what that means or where it came from" and suddenly you feel compelled to continue reading to try and glean their origin, to unravel the mystery of why the phrase "dog catching his hard dick on barbed wire fence" is on your screen. The payoff's about a one in five chance of ever happening I find but it's the thrill of the chase that makes it fun. -
2016-05-04 at 2:51 PM UTC in Are there infinite dimensions?
Do they? Are we projecting our own temporal aspect onto them?
They would seem to. Sure we can doubt just about any aspect of an external world as colored by perception but I seem to have more evidence for the idea that bananas ripen in a mind independent way than against it. Anyone can perceive their ripening and they appear as if they ripen even in the absence of someone to perceive them (I don't watch them all day but somehow they still get riper). Inb4 Berkeley's master argument
